Well, if I called the wrong number, why'd you answer?

Boys are great, every girl should own one!

I don't need your attitude, I have one of my own!

You just lost the chance you never had!

Next time you think your perfect....try walking on water!

What a shame...Looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!

Never argue with an ugly person, they have nothing to lose.

Friends don't let friends drink and take home ugly guys!

I ran into my ex the other day, put it in reverse, and hit him again!

Mystify people with your intelligence, and if you can't do that, mystify them with your B.S.

Sometimes I wish I were a kid again, skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your man thinks so.

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only real kind of kiss is a kiss thats tasted!

Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks!

I'm loved by some, hated by many, envied by most, yet wanted by plenty!

Remember my name, remember my face, because no other honey, that can take my place!

Guys are like players, and thats a fact, don't fall in love, just play them back!

Never fall in love with the guy next door, trust me, he will move!

If your happy and you know it...get out of my house!

I was too bad to go to heaven, but in Hell, I hit on the devil too much!