Delaware

Lowes Crossroads: It is a violation of the local law for any pilot or passenger to carry an ice cream cone in their pocket while either flying or waiting to board a plane.

District of Colombia

It is unlawful for small boys to throw stones, at any time, at any place.

Washington: The only acceptable sexual position is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.

Florida

Illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.

Rats are forbidden from leaving the ships docked in Tampa Bay.

An elephants tied to a parking meter must pay a regular parking fee.

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, and so may the salon owner.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Hunting and killing a dear while swimming is illegal.

You're not allowed to break more than three dishes a day, or chip the edge off more than four cups and/or saucers.

Miami: Illegal to go around imitating animals.

Saratoga: Illegal to sing while wearing a bathing suit.

Georgia

It's unlawful for a barber to advertise his prices.

It is a misdemeanor for any citizen to attend church worship on Sunday unless he is equipped with a rifle and it is loaded.

Jonesboro: Forbidden to say "Oh, boy".