My Job

It’s not my place to run the train The whistle I can’t blow It’s not my place to say how far The train’s allowed to go It’s not my place to shoot off steam Nor even clang the bell But let the damn thing Jump the track…And see who catches hell!

To My Critics

When I am in sober mood I worry work and think When I am in a drunken mood I gamble fight and drink But when all my moods are over And the worst has come to pass I hope they bury me upside down So the world can kiss my ass!

Time Of Life

If life is a waste of time And time is a waste of life Then let's all get wasted together And have the time of our lives.

Faults

Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they do.