Kansas

Wichita: A father cannot frighten his daughter's boyfriend with a gun.

Kentucky

No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club.

An ammendment to the above law: "The provisions of this statuate shall not apply to females weighing less than 90 pounds nor exceeding 200 pounds, nor shall it apply to female horses."

Forbidden to appear on the streets of any town or village in bathing dress without police protection.

Transport of an ice cream cone in your pocket is prohibited.

Anyone who has been drinking is sober until she/he "cannot hold onto the ground".

Everyone must take a bath at least once a year.

Louisiana

In Louisiana, biting someone with your natural teeth is considered 'simple assault' while biting someone with your false teeth is 'aggravated assault'.