Nebraska

A parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.

A motorist approaching a horse at night must send up warning red rockets and Roman candles, throw a scenic tarpaulin over his car to conceal it from the horse, and take his machine apart and hide the parts in the grass it the tarpaulin doesn't soothe the horse.

Hastings: Hotel owners are required by law to provide a clean, white cotton nightshirt to each guest. According to the law, no couple may have sex unless they are wearing the nightshirts.

Omaha: It is against the law for a barber to shave a man's chest.

Nevada

It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.

Sex without a condom is considered illegal.

Eureka: Men who wear mustaches are forbidden from kissing women.

New Hampshire

It is against the law to tap your feet, nod your head or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant or cafe.

New Jersey

Cresskill: Cats must wear three bells to warn birds of their whereabouts.

Liberty Corner: Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail.

Trenton: Unlawful to throw any tainted pickles in the streets (good pickles, however).

New Mexico

Carlsbad: During lunch breaks no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.

Carrizozo: It is forbidden for a female to appear unshaven in public (includes legs and face).

New York

Albany: Disallowed to play golf in the streets.

Carmel: A man cannot go outside wearing unmatching jacket and pants.

Greene: Illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalk during a concert.

NYC: Illegal for a man to turn around and look "at a woman in that way", and violators are forced to wear horse blinders.

Rochester: Firemen must wear ties while on duty.

North Carolina

It is illegal to take a dear swimming in water above its knees.

Asheville: You can't sneeze on the streets.

Barber: Cats and dogs are not allowed to fight.

Thomasville: No airplanes are allowed to fly over the town on Sundays during the hours between 11 a.m. and 1 p.m.

Winston-Salem: It is against the law for children under seven years of age to go to college.

North Dakota

Beer and pretzels cannot be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.