Ohio

Berea: Any animal that is out after dark must have a tail light.

Cleveland: Women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.

Cleveland: Operating a motor vehicle while sitting in another person's lap is forbidden.

Oxford: Illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

Paulding: A policeperson may bite a dog to quiet him.

Portsmouth: The law ranks baseball players with "vagrants, thieves and other suspicious characters."

Youngstown: Running out of gas is illegal.

Oklahoma

Criminals can be fined, arrested or jailed for making faces at a dog.

Whale hunting is strictly forbidden throughout the entire state.

Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.

Dogs need a mayor-signed permit to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

Clinton: Masturbating while watching two people having sex in a car is forbidden.

Tulsa: Kisses lasting more than three minutes are forbidden.

Tulsa: Against the law to open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.

Oregon

A dead person cannot be required to serve on a jury.

Use of canned corn in fishing is illegal.

Hood River: You can't juggle without a license.

Willowdale: No man may curse while having sex with his wife.

Pennsylvania

"Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue."

Housewives may not hide dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.

No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife.

Danville: All fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.

Harrisburg: Illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

York: You can't sit down while watering your lawn with a hose.

Rhode Island

Newport: Illegal to smoke a pipe after sunset.