South Carolina

Fountain Inn: Horses were once required to wear pants at all times.

South Dakota

Sioux Falls: Hotels are required by law to furnish their rooms with twin beds only. There should be a minimum of two feet between the beds, and it is illegal for a couple to make love on the floor between the beds.

Tennessee

It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.

It is illegal to drive a car while sleeping.

You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.

Dyersburg: Illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.

Memphis: Illegal for a woman to drive by herself; "a man must walk or run in front of the vehicle, waving a red flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists".

Oneida: Forbidden to sing the song "It Ain't Goin' To Rain No Mo'".

Texas

Criminals are required to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

Illegal to raise alligators in your home.

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

You need a five-dollar permit to go barefoot.

Kingsville: Two pigs cannot have sex on the city's airport property.

Lefors: Illegal to take more than three swallows of beer at any time while standing.

San Antonio: Illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.

Utah

Birds have the right of way on all highways.

A husband is responsible for every criminal act commited by his wife while she is in his presence.

Utah state legislation outlaws all sex with anyone but your spouse.

Adultery, oral and anal sex, masturbation are considered sodomy and can lead to imprisonment.

Sex with an animal - unless performed for profit - however is NOT considered sodomy.

Polygamy - provided only the missionary position has been applied - is only a misdemeanor.

Tremonton: No woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. The man does not receive any punishment.