Vermont

It is obligatory for everyone to take at least one bath each week, on Saturday night.

Rutland: Cars are forbidden from backfireing.

Virginia

The statute of The Virginia Code: "To prohibit corrupt practices or bribery by any person other than candidates."

Norfolk: No woman may go in public without wearing a corset.

Washington

All lollipops are forbidden.

Having sex with a virgin is illegal under any circumstances (including the wedding night).

"It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town."

Seattle: Goldfish can ride the city buses in bowls only if they kept still.

Seattle: You may not carry a concealed weapon that is longer than six feet.

Wilbur: Illegal to ride upon the streets on an ugly horse.

West Virginia

Children may not attend school if their breath's smelling "wild onions".

Peewee: It is illegal to let your horse fall asleep in the airport.

Wisconsin

Connorsville: No man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm.

Racine: Illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.

Wyoming