A big company offered $50 for each money-saving idea submitted by its employees.

First prize went to the employee who suggested the award be cut to $25.

John: Hey, What does 'IDK' mean?
Paul: I don't know.
John: Oh my god NOBODY KNOWS!

Topic: One Liner

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when.

You can only decide how you're going to live. Now

Topic: Think about it

Focus on the journey, not the destination.

Joy is found not in finishing an activity but in doing it

Topic: One Liner
Keep your feet on the ground and your thoughts at lofty heights

Topic: One Liner
The test of courage comes when we are in the minority. The test of tolerance comes when we are in the majority

Winners recognize their limitations but focus on their strengths.

Losers recognize their strengths but focus on their weaknesses

A person who surrenders when he is wrong is honest.
A person, who surrenders when not sure, is wise.
A person, who surrenders even if he is right, is a Husband!

A compliment is a statement of an agreeable truth;

Flattery is the statement of an agreeable untruth

There came a big flood, and the water around Bhola's house was rising steadily..

Bhola was standing on the porch, watching water rising all around him, when a man in a boat came along and called to Bhola, "Get in the boat and I'll get you out of here. Bhola replied, "No thanks, God will save me."

Bhola went into the house, and the water was starting to pour in. So, he went up to the second floor.

As he looked out, another man in a boat came along, and he called to Bhola, "Get in the boat and I'll get you out of here."

Again, Bhola replied, "No thanks. God will save me."

The water kept rising. So, Bhola got out onto the roof.

A helicopter flew over, and the pilot called down to Bhola, "I'll drop you a rope,grab onto it, and I'll get you out of here."

Again Bhola replied, "No thanks. God will save me."

The water rose and rose, and soon nearly covered the whole house. Bhola fell in, and drowned.

When he arrived in Heaven, he saw God, and asked Him, "Why didn't you save me from that terrible flood? Did I not show you my faith?"

With a loving but irritated tone God replied, "What more would you have me do? I sent people in two boats and a helicopter."