Singing Chach
Biography: Nassiri (AKA Fred Nassiri) born Farhad Iman Basmati Nassiri in a village in Iran. Apparently his family was so rich that he came here with a grip of cash and opened a cheesy clothing store in Las Vegas (how fitting) and Im sure he owns a bunch of shopping centers. He was so bored with all his money that he decided to sing. Did I mention he has A LOT of money.
Usualy people are born with the voice to sing, you cant just buy yourself into a singing career like Jennifer Lopez. Apparently its possible for "Nassiri" to become a singer and he has, claiming he’s written some 500 songs, 12 of which appear on his debut album, “Singing To You,” which is on N Music Records. Guess what? Brace yourself, he owns the record label! In the Video for the song, Singing to you, Nassiri has managed to shut down the Las Vegas strip to shoot his Video featuring Wayne Newton!!!! Which Im sure will make it to TRL coming in right between the Backstreet Boys and Britney Spears.
VIOLATIONS: 1. Has just proved that just because you have a lot of money doesn't mean you know how to dress 2. Claims that women go crazy for his voice 3. He actually has a website where he has mock interviews with himself pretending to be one of the biggest players in Vegas (www.nassirimusic.com) 4. Has that constipated Chach look 5. He has just released a Spanish version of his album entitled "Yo te voy Cantando", he didn't know how to speak English either so whats going to stop him from singing in Spanish 6. I would like to go ahead and apologies to the Spanish language, we feel your pain 7. Has proven to me once again in my lifetime that being extremely rich makes it ok for you to be very bored and a horrible singer.
If you want a copy of his album please contact me or VCBGCPREZ and we will gladly get you a copy .If you though Super Greg was funny, go to www.nassirimusic.com and prepare to be amazed.
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