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 BOOK: Land of the Black Gold
ON THE COVER: Tintin, Snowy, Thomson, Thompson, and Doctor Muller

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TINTIN              THOMPSONS               CAPTAIN 
1. Bitten by a      1.Their car 'booms'    1. Flare shoots  
rat                 in thier faces         at his face

2. Trips            2.Their cigarette      2. Sand is thrown
                    'booms' in thier       at his face
3. Falls down       faces
stairs                                     3. Gets hit on the
                    3. Have a car          nose
4. A brick hits     accident hitting
his head            their car to a         4. Cigar blows up
                    tree                   in his face
5. Something    
explodes in his     4. Car tire            END     
face                explodes in thier      TOTAL MISHAPS: 4
                    faces                  Wow, why does he,
6. Falls                                   Captain the clutz,
unconscious         5. Gets kicked         got hurt so few
                    down stairs            times?  
7. Gets hit on                             It's because he
the head with a     6. Luggage falls on    only showed up at
stick and is        their heads            the end of the 
knocked out         7. Have another car    book.
                    accident by hitting   
8. Gets caught      another tree   
in a sand storm
                    8. Fall on their 
9. Gets hit by      faces in sand
flying cloth
                    9. Have another car
10. Gets hit on     accident (!!!)
the face by Snowy   driving right into
                    a lake
11. Gets in a car
accident            10. Gets caught in
                    sand storm
12. Runs into a     
pillar              11. Thomson falls
                    face first in sand
13. Gets punched
                    12. Gets in ANOTHER
14. Falls on        car accident (the
couch               fourth time!)
                   
15. Picture in a    13. Gets kicked
frame falls on      into jail
his head            
                    14. Thomson steps
16. Water squirts   off a moving car
on his face         and falls

17. Slips on a      15.Get headaches  

skate
                    16. Get sick from
18. Falls           swollowing "Formula
                    Fourteen"
19. Hand gets         
bitten              END
                    TOTAL MISHAPS: 16
20. Trips

21. Falls            

22. Falls back-
wards

23. Flares go off
all around him

END 
TOTAL MISHAPS: 23
____________________

WOW, Tintin's the one who got hurt the most in this book! Not even the 
Thompsons or Captain beat him.
Tintin got bitten 2 times,
fell 5 times,
and triped 2 times. A lot of it was Abdulah's fault.
The Thompsons had things explode in their faces 3 times,
and got into amazingly 4 car wrecks! Thomson got fooled by 3 mirages 
and Thompson got fooled by 4.

Well, thats it for this book!

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