TINTIN
1. Gets shot, the bullet grazing his rib
2. Falls off chair
3. Gets knocked out with a closh hit
4. Trips
5. Gets hit on the head by a bone (how weird)
6. Trips (again)
7. Foot is snapped in a man-trap (ouch!)
8. Gets into a fight with Dr.Muller (a long one)
9. Flips backward
10. Passes out (broken chloroform bottles)
11. Gets caught in Dr. Muller's burning house (they left him to die)
12. Trips over cables 
13. Red beacon and branch falls on him (on the head, he should have
been knocked out)
14. Rake handle hits him in the face
15. Gets in a caravan accident (it crashes into a tree)
16. Flies out caravan's window
17. Falls into a brook (after flying out of the caravan)
18. Slams into a man
19. Crashes through waiter
20. Thomson's cane jerks him by the neck (the Thompsons were trying
to catch him)
21. Plane drives at him
22. Gets in a plane crash
23. Flies off of plane and lands in thorny brambles
24. Falls (enough said)
25. Crook hurts Tintin's leg (they'll do that)
26. Rock block hits his head knocking him out (his own fault for
shooting at the ceiling)
27. Falls (again)
28. Trips and falls down stairs (smooth move)
TOTAL MISHAPS: 28
THE THOMPSONS
1. They slip on a wet floor (and at a hospital too!)
2. Luggage falls on their heads
3. They fall 
4. Slam into each other (after Tintin handcuffed them together)
5. Plane dives at them (same as Tintin)
6. Falls off of a flying plane! (the plane was doing a loop-the-loop)
7. Falls into the plane (the plane caught him in midair, the lucky guy!)
8. Gets in a plane crash (the same unlucky plane)
9. Thomson falls off a boat
10. Thompson then also falls off the boat
11. Tintin crashes into them
TOTAL MISHAPS: 11, only. Why did Tintin get hurt so much more?
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