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| From: RdDragon | Posted: 9/20/2001 5:49:46 AM | Message Detail |
| Didn't feel like posting in any of the other
topics, so I made one. Just felt like saying Hello as I passed
through. --- Any clod can have the facts; having opinions is an art. |
| From: Medea | Posted: 9/20/2001 11:55:15 AM | Message Detail |
| Well aloha, comrade! Thanks for stopping
by! --- "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson |
| From: RdDragon | Posted: 9/21/2001 2:09:58 AM | Message Detail |
| Thank you....see ya around..... --- Any clod can have the facts; having opinions is an art. |
| From: Mr Hat | Posted: 9/21/2001 10:20:29 PM | Message Detail |
| you don't want to join us? --- Mr. Hat's gonna smack you *****s up! |
| From: RdDragon | Posted: 9/22/2001 12:48:56 AM | Message Detail |
| I am really not into joining any groups, but I
have had a few offers. I just don't know much yet about the
different groups to decide yet. --- Any clod can have the facts; having opinions is an art. |
| From: Medea | Posted: 9/23/2001 11:30:19 PM | Message Detail |
| Oh... well we're
communists/hippies/activists/assassins. --- "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson |
| From: Pot Shot | Posted: 9/24/2001 1:30:27 PM | Message Detail |
| That's me! --- I'm Pot Shot, the Hippy Assassin! Grammatically challenged posters beware! |
| From: Secret Board Hunter | Posted: 10/1/2001 11:39:43 PM | Message Detail |
| Finding a lot, I see. --- SBH I am the "who" when you call "who's there...?" |
| From: Medea | Posted: 10/2/2001 10:49:46 AM | Message Detail |
| Aloha SBH! Glad you could stop
by. --- "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson |
| From: The Highway Monkey | Posted: 10/3/2001 12:35:51 AM | Message Detail |
| Hey everyone....... Guess seeing how Tower Topplers is dead, I'm gonna check this place out. Hope no one minds....... --- The Highway Monkey.....<Disciple of the Shining Monkey.> |
| From: radiantheart | Posted: 10/10/2001 9:49:11 PM | Message Detail |
| Just wanted to say "hi guys". So.... "Hi Guys!" --- An eye for an eye makes the world go blind.. |
| From: Medea | Posted: 10/10/2001 11:35:08 PM | Message Detail |
| Aloha! --- "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson |
| From: mynameisant | Posted: 10/11/2001 2:28:46 AM | Message Detail |
| * brings along some of psx's marijuana
brownies... * here.. you have them... --- he who stands in corner with hands in pocket not feel crazy, feels nuts. |
| From: JohnPrudom | Posted: 10/11/2001 12:27:41 PM | Message Detail |
| Hi board *Oooo brownies yum* --- Final Fantasy XI spear of destiny Klan leader: Omega Shadow |
| From: RdDragon | Posted: 10/11/2001 10:54:56 PM | Message Detail |
| Just thought I would post and say hello again
while I was passing through this area again. --- Any clod can have the facts; having opinions is an art. |
| From: Board Hunter | Posted: 10/12/2001 11:20:43 PM | Message Detail |
| ~ WORLD ECONOMY
~ FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need. BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and as many eggs as the regulations say you should need. FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk. PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk. RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you. SINGAPOREAN DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. The government fines you for keeping two unlicensed farm animals in an apartment. MILITARISM: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you. PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk. REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk. AMERICAN DEMOCRACY: The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. After the election, the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs the affair "Cowgate". BRITISH DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. You feed them sheep's' brains and they go mad. The government doesn't do anything. BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. After that it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows. ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to kill you and take the cows. CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. HONG KONG CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly - listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping five cows. The milk rights of six cows are transferred via a Panamanian intermediary to a Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the rights to all seven cows' milk back to the listed company. The annual report says that the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Meanwhile, you kill the two cows because the fung shui is bad. ENVIRONMENTALISM: You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them. FEMINISM: You have two cows. They get married and adopt a veal calf. TOTALITARIANISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned. POLITICAL CORRECTNESS: You are associated with (the concept of "ownership" is a symbol of the phallo-centric, war-mongering, intolerant past) two differently-aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender. COUNTER CULTURE: Wow, dude, there's like...these two cows, man. You got to have some of this milk. SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. --- Looking for secret boards is my hobby. <~Board Hunter~> |
| From: Scum | Posted: 10/15/2001 5:01:01 PM | Message Detail |
| I've seen that poster... |
| From: psxgamer813 | Posted: 10/15/2001 9:00:32 PM | Message Detail |
| I'd buy that if Surrealism, Counter-Culture,
Feminism, Anarchy, or Political Correctness were forms of
government. --- Yob tvoyu maht, Sony... Co- Founder of the NBG |
| From: Secret Board Hunter | Posted: 10/15/2001 11:09:35 PM | Message Detail |
| *wonders if he has an imp on his
hands* Oh well, I guess a lot of people hunt, right? --- SBH I am the "who" when you call "who's there...?" |
| From: Obvious Board Hunter | Posted: 10/16/2001 6:53:57 AM | Message Detail |
| That's the spirit! --- I'm an obvious board hunter. I search for obvious boards. So far I've found LUE and CE and the N64 board. |
| From: Ray Gamer | Posted: 10/17/2001 10:23:37 PM | Message Detail |
| yomega. --- "A hero... a spell... a form of light... such is Ray." |
| From: Scum | Posted: 10/17/2001 10:53:46 PM | Message Detail |
| mosega... |
| From: Medea | Posted: 10/18/2001 9:06:25 AM | Message Detail |
| My board has become obvious... And I never saw that poster... it's funny. I want it. --- "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson |
| From: Scum | Posted: 10/18/2001 1:44:56 PM | Message Detail |
| It has little pictures of all the scenes, too... |
| From: Medea | Posted: 10/18/2001 11:02:39 PM | Message Detail |
| Really? Like pictures of
cows? Neat... --- "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson |
| From: Scum | Posted: 10/19/2001 3:26:54 PM | Message Detail |
| Yeah, lots of cows. I wonder if that poster is still up... |
| From: Infinite Rebirth | Posted: 10/20/2001 3:23:00 PM | Message Detail |
| Hello everybody --- Infinite Rebirth: Owner of the 666 Dark Demons! |
| From: RdDragon | Posted: 11/1/2001 9:40:40 PM | Message Detail |
| Hmm, seems like this topic of mine has found
some use. I got more posts on this topic than any other I have
created on a regular board. Oh, and I was in the area so I felt like posting. --- Any clod can have the facts; having opinions is an art. |
| From: Scum | Posted: 11/1/2001 9:43:38 PM | Message Detail |
| *taps "No Posting" sign* |
| From: RdDragon | Posted: 11/1/2001 9:46:24 PM | Message Detail |
| Hmm, that makes 5 names I have seen with Hunter
in the name: Secret Board Hunter, Obvious Board Hunter, Board Hunter, Bored Board Hunter, and SBH Hunter. ::taps Scum:: Who says I care about rules. --- Any clod can have the facts; having opinions is an art. |
| From: Scum | Posted: 11/1/2001 9:52:25 PM | Message Detail |
| *taps no tapping sign* And don't forget SBH Hunter Hunter! |
| From: RdDragon | Posted: 11/2/2001 1:23:10 AM | Message Detail |
| I hadn't seen that one yet. ::taps Scum again:: Rules and bones were meant to be broken. --- Any clod can have the facts; having opinions is an art. |
| From: Scum | Posted: 11/2/2001 6:54:00 AM | Message Detail |
| *taps no breaking rules sign* *breaks RdDragon's face bone* |
| From: Interceptor | Posted: 11/2/2001 4:52:42 PM | Message Detail |
| Oh my! |
| From: Scum | Posted: 11/2/2001 5:20:15 PM | Message Detail |
| *taps no "Oh My"ing sign* |
| From: RdDragon | Posted: 11/4/2001 7:05:49 AM | Message Detail |
| ::heals:: Oh!? ::breaks 99.9% of the bones in Scum's body:: Hmm.. tap... tap... tap... tap... ... --- Any clod can have the facts; having opinions is an art. |
| From: Scum | Posted: 11/4/2001 8:25:13 AM | Message Detail |
| *uses remaining .1% of bones to tap the no tapping sign* |
| From: Medea | Posted: 11/4/2001 3:02:48 PM | Message Detail |
| What about Secret SBH
Hunter? --- "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson |
| From: Scum | Posted: 11/4/2001 7:09:20 PM | Message Detail |
| *taps horse tranquilizer sign* |
| From: Medea | Posted: 11/5/2001 7:16:25 PM | Message Detail |
| Stop tapping. --- "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson |
| From: Scum | Posted: 11/5/2001 7:56:43 PM | Message Detail |
| *taps Smed* |
| From: Medea | Posted: 11/6/2001 12:59:42 AM | Message Detail |
| *Staps Scun.* --- "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson |
| From: Scum | Posted: 11/6/2001 6:49:27 AM | Message Detail |
| *demS spat* |
| From: Medea | Posted: 11/7/2001 11:40:46 PM | Message Detail |
| *Mucs Scum.* --- "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson |
| From: Scum | Posted: 11/8/2001 3:06:59 PM | Message Detail |
| *Dems Smed* |
| From: Infinite Rebirth | Posted: 11/8/2001 8:00:04 PM | Message Detail |
| *Passes on through* --- Infinite Rebirth: Owner of the 666 Dark Demons! <Leader of the Kung Fu Army> |
| From: Scum | Posted: 11/8/2001 8:11:16 PM | Message Detail |
| *trips Infinite Rebirth* |
| From: jonnymar | Posted: 11/9/2001 1:26:54 AM | Message Detail |
| Visitors that tap. On the next...well, insert
any talk show host name there I suppose...and I'm going to get this
to 50...just because. --- "I am omniscient and omnipotent, extremely vain and, what is more, I come in a handy self-carrying package." Everyone say "POOPY"! |
| From: jonnymar | Posted: 11/9/2001 1:27:26 AM | Message Detail |
| I guess that post was my sign in as a visitor,
eh? Super. --- "I am omniscient and omnipotent, extremely vain and, what is more, I come in a handy self-carrying package." Everyone say "POOPY"! |
| From: jonnymar | Posted: 11/9/2001 1:27:54 AM | Message Detail |
| 50. What a joyous day! --- "I am omniscient and omnipotent, extremely vain and, what is more, I come in a handy self-carrying package." Everyone say "POOPY"! |
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