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From: Scum | Posted: 12/1/2001 3:16:19 PM | Message Detail
Hard? More like difficult.

First Post of Third Page!
From: superaielman | Posted: 12/2/2001 1:18:54 PM | Message Detail
posts.
damn, where is the bar?
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*Assassin and Gemini zodiac brave of the FFTSB*
Ah, hell. I need a new sig.
From: Scum | Posted: 12/2/2001 1:39:46 PM | Message Detail
*points to bar*
From: Stankimus | Posted: 12/2/2001 8:37:59 PM | Message Detail
<Points> There?

Or...

<Points> There?

Or maybe...

<Points> Over that way?
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"Yeah, and everyone's really silent, and quiet... but you know what they're saying on the inside... "AAAAAHHHHHH! GOOOO! GOOOO!!"" ~ Dane Cook
From: Scum | Posted: 12/2/2001 8:48:20 PM | Message Detail
No, it's the one over there.
*points again*
From: Orochi Stank | Posted: 12/2/2001 8:54:00 PM | Message Detail
Yay!!

<Kills the bartender>

<Robs the bar>

Party at Orochi's!!!!
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Orochi Stank: All around nice guy.
From: Scum | Posted: 12/2/2001 9:00:11 PM | Message Detail
That wasn't the bar, that was the orphanage.
From: superaielman | Posted: 12/2/2001 9:25:21 PM | Message Detail
*grabs a beer from the bar*
*smashes the mug over scum's head*
*leaves*
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*Assassin and Gemini zodiac brave of the FFTSB*
Ah, hell. I need a new sig.
From: Orochi Stank | Posted: 12/2/2001 9:42:27 PM | Message Detail
...

<Shrugs> Eh.

<Drinks the blood of the little babies>

Yumilicious.
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Orochi Stank: All around nice guy.
From: Scum | Posted: 12/2/2001 10:11:27 PM | Message Detail
Our beer doesn't come in mugs.

And you, save some of that for the rest of us! They're only so many babies left in the Orphanage!

From: Turd Ferguson | Posted: 12/3/2001 9:42:13 AM | Message Detail
Don't just take the blood. It's a disgrace to our ancestors to not use all the parts of the baby.
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Horses say "neigh," but the hint shop says "yea" to giving you a hint. - Eagleland Hint Union
From: Medea | Posted: 12/3/2001 1:25:02 PM | Message Detail
WHERE DID YOU PEOPLE COME FROM!?! *Stares in disbelief.*

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"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
From: Scum | Posted: 12/3/2001 5:43:26 PM | Message Detail
Rumour has it the stork brought me.

*drinks the blood of ancestors*
From: Orochi Stank | Posted: 12/3/2001 9:56:30 PM | Message Detail
Well... <looks at Medea> We obviously know where my child came from. ^_~

<poke poke>

... yes, anyways. I came through that door over there. <points>
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Orochi Stank: All around nice guy.
From: RdDragon | Posted: 12/3/2001 11:51:36 PM | Message Detail
::looks around::

Uh...

::leaves::
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Any clod can have the facts; having opinions is an art.
From: NinjaMaster | Posted: 12/4/2001 8:58:07 AM | Message Detail
*looks around*

*teethes*
*then bites*
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My Heroes - Turd Ferguson, koetsu, and Scum
‡Hentai Field Commander‡ ‡Secretary of Loserness‡
From: Scum | Posted: 12/4/2001 3:06:55 PM | Message Detail
So you're saying that you bite?
From: Medea | Posted: 12/4/2001 3:42:05 PM | Message Detail
Ha ha... what are you saying, Stank?

*Looks around embarrassed.*

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"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
From: Scum | Posted: 12/4/2001 8:37:14 PM | Message Detail
I believe he was implying that his life is sunshine, lollipops and, rainbows everything that's wonderful is what he feels when, you're together. Brighter then a lucky, penny when you're near the, raindrops disappear and he feels so fine.. just to know that you are his-ine.
From: Stankimus | Posted: 12/4/2001 10:15:26 PM | Message Detail
Yep!

<Medea is His-ine>

<Hugs Medea>
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I can't get no...
...satisfaction...
From: Stankimus | Posted: 12/4/2001 10:19:23 PM | Message Detail
Oh, so anyways... I gave birth to Medea's baby. Which, mind you, obviously means she's either had sex with me, or had her hands in my pants, when she inserted the needle, to give me the egg.

Heh heh heh.. I'm so glad you're mii-ine!

<Hugs Medea again>
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I can't get no...
...satisfaction...
From: Medea | Posted: 12/4/2001 11:09:30 PM | Message Detail
Rrr... I hate hugs.

Stay away from me. That baby was purely for scientific purposes.

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"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
From: Scum | Posted: 12/5/2001 3:46:25 PM | Message Detail
*takes blackmail pictures*

What a scoop!
From: Board Hunter | Posted: 12/5/2001 10:58:08 PM | Message Detail
* runs through topic, knocking Scum down in the process *

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Looking for secret boards is my hobby. I just don't have much free time.
<~Board Hunter~>
From: Scum | Posted: 12/6/2001 6:41:40 AM | Message Detail
Hey, watch where you're going!
*gets up and brushes self off*
From: Stankimus | Posted: 12/6/2001 6:45:42 PM | Message Detail
What? You're taking pictures of Medea for blackmail? Hah! You should see my tapes!
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I can't get no...
...satisfaction...
From: Scum | Posted: 12/6/2001 6:50:24 PM | Message Detail
You, sir, have outstaged me. I admit defeat.
From: Medea | Posted: 12/7/2001 8:32:50 PM | Message Detail
*Seethes with rage.*

You will NOT show him the tapes. I will KILL you.

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"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
From: Scum | Posted: 12/7/2001 8:58:12 PM | Message Detail
Those were some interesting tapes. Oh, what were you saying?
From: RdDragon | Posted: 12/10/2001 3:53:10 AM | Message Detail
O.O
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Any clod can have the facts; having opinions is an art.
From: Turd Ferguson | Posted: 12/10/2001 10:37:43 AM | Message Detail
I liked the use of the sausage. Very metaphysical.
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Horses say "neigh," but the hint shop says "yea" to giving you a hint. - Eagleland Hint Union
From: Innebriated Echidna | Posted: 12/10/2001 2:24:48 PM | Message Detail
*wanders about*
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Innebriated Echidna - Drunken Mod Joke Account
From: NinjaMaster | Posted: 12/14/2001 12:38:03 PM | Message Detail
*wonders why that person is wandering*
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Sugar!
‡Hentai Field Commander‡ ‡Secretary of Loserness‡
From: Medea | Posted: 12/17/2001 12:46:29 AM | Message Detail
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

*Plots the destruction of everyone at this board.*

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"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
From: RdDragon | Posted: 12/17/2001 11:18:11 AM | Message Detail
I did nothing, it was all Scum's doing.

::runs for the hills::
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Any clod can have the facts; having opinions is an art.
From: Medea | Posted: 12/17/2001 3:07:43 PM | Message Detail
Of course... it was always Scum's doing...

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"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
From: Scum | Posted: 12/17/2001 9:54:50 PM | Message Detail
Did you know that if the content is explicit enough, you can make a good deal of money selling video tapes? True story.
From: Kinnison | Posted: 12/17/2001 10:54:20 PM | Message Detail
tell me more...
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From: Turd Ferguson | Posted: 12/17/2001 10:56:08 PM | Message Detail
I don't believe that story. Prove it.
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Horses say "neigh," but the hint shop says "yea" to giving you a hint. - Eagleland Hint Union
From: Scum | Posted: 12/18/2001 4:04:45 PM | Message Detail
The proof is in the fact that it is a true story. And if the story is true, then how could it be false? It couldn't; the story is true. You must acquit.
From: Medea | Posted: 12/19/2001 1:48:46 AM | Message Detail
Sorry, I need examples. An analogy would also suffice.

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"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
From: Turd Ferguson | Posted: 12/19/2001 9:18:55 AM | Message Detail
The proof is in the pudding.
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Horses say "neigh," but the hint shop says "yea" to giving you a hint. - Eagleland Hint Union
From: Scum | Posted: 12/19/2001 7:02:12 PM | Message Detail
"oK, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wooky from the planet Kishic, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it. That does not make sense.Why would a Wooky, an eight-foot-tall Wooky, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewoks. That does not make sense. But more important, you have to ask yourself what does this have to do with this case.

Nothing. Ladies and Gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case.

It does not make sense. Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a... [true story] ...and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and Gentlemen I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense. And so you have to remember when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No. Ladies and Gentlemen of this deposed jury it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit. The defense rests."

From: Turd Ferguson | Posted: 12/20/2001 8:42:31 AM | Message Detail
Doesn't look like pudding to me.
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Horses say "neigh," but the hint shop says "yea" to giving you a hint. - Eagleland Hint Union
From: Medea | Posted: 12/20/2001 2:50:33 PM | Message Detail
*Applauds.*

Wait a minute, that doesn't make any sense!

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"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
From: Scum | Posted: 12/20/2001 4:16:04 PM | Message Detail
That's what makes it so true.

*hands out FREE pudding*

*extracts food taxes to enable the giving of free pudding*

This is capitalism, you know.
From: Scum | Posted: 12/20/2001 4:30:38 PM | Message Detail
Raspberries!
From: Medea | Posted: 12/20/2001 6:44:27 PM | Message Detail
*Takes free pudding.*

This is going to go into my savings account.

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"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson
From: Scum | Posted: 12/20/2001 7:34:20 PM | Message Detail
Save it wisely, my friend. It will be, your last. Unless you take more...
From: Angel Girl | Posted: 12/21/2001 7:54:46 PM | Message Detail
Flies on by

Just passing through...
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Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. ~G.K. Chesterton
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