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Spatula

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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/15/2002 4:10:45 PM | Message Detail

WvvW0WvvW, hmm, no clue....middle of what?>
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Damnit, I can't think of anything. Well, since this will be on all my post, I'll say: Twisted Silence...the man who suspended CJayC
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From: Scum | Posted: 4/15/2002 7:47:49 PM | Message Detail

The 0 is right in the middle. And everyone knows red delicious are the best kind of apple. I mean, think about it, they're both red and delicious. What more do you want!?
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"No, actually I find you extremely sexy, Scum." - Medea

From: The Great Master | Posted: 4/15/2002 8:50:33 PM | Message Detail

(looks at Scum's sig) (shudders) (remembers what his quote is, decides to shut up)

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From: Scum | Posted: 4/15/2002 9:19:24 PM | Message Detail

If you're suggesting that my sig is taken out of context, then you're clearly mistaken*.
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* may or may not be a lie

From: The Great Master | Posted: 4/15/2002 9:22:32 PM | Message Detail

I have one word for you: Blargh.

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From: Helmasaur King | Posted: 4/15/2002 9:32:48 PM | Message Detail

I have approximately seventeen words for you. Twenty-five, if you count the sig. How's about them apples?
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From: Scum | Posted: 4/15/2002 9:41:27 PM | Message Detail

But is twenty-five considered one word or two?

From: The Great Master | Posted: 4/15/2002 9:47:39 PM | Message Detail

Well, let's see:

T squared x F squared
------------------------------------- = X
17 x 25 cubed

Where T = Twenty
F = Five
X = Number of words

And then:
X + 25
------- = 1
T + F

So there you have it. It is clearly one word.

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From: Scum | Posted: 4/15/2002 9:55:36 PM | Message Detail

Yes, that was not a fake proof at all. Also, you could use "/" for dividing and "^" for powers...

From: SideburnStalker17 | Posted: 4/15/2002 10:03:52 PM | Message Detail

Whoooo Spatula
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I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not...I always tell the truth, even when I lie.

From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/16/2002 12:00:14 AM | Message Detail

over half the post on this board come from this topic
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Damnit, I can't think of anything. Well, since this will be on all my post, I'll say: Twisted Silence...the man who suspended CJayC
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From: Scum | Posted: 4/16/2002 6:41:21 AM | Message Detail

Yeah, it's a good thing we're here or this board would be a bigger loser than eggbeater.

From: Helmasaur King | Posted: 4/16/2002 1:13:20 PM | Message Detail

As it is, only the Word o' Doom™ is more active...
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"Wizard needs food badly. "
Official HotL Crew Wannabe

From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/16/2002 4:23:25 PM | Message Detail

my board, the crypt of outbreakorn is the best
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Damnit, I can't think of anything. Well, since this will be on all my post, I'll say: Twisted Silence...the man who suspended CJayC
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From: Vash the Stampead | Posted: 4/16/2002 5:49:10 PM | Message Detail

i doubt that.
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From: Helmasaur King | Posted: 4/16/2002 9:16:31 PM | Message Detail

*examines the Crypt of outbreakorn™*

I dunno...kinda scummy, wouldn't you say?
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"Wizard needs food badly. "
Official HotL Crew Wannabe

From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/16/2002 11:17:00 PM | Message Detail

not at all
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Damnit, I can't think of anything. Well, since this will be on all my post, I'll say: Twisted Silence...the man who suspended CJayC
{Check Quote}

From: Scum | Posted: 4/17/2002 6:44:07 AM | Message Detail

Dude, you guys have to watch the typos there. It's "Crypt of Scum," you really messed up on the last word through accidental mistyping several times with the same incorrect result each time.

From: Helmasaur King | Posted: 4/17/2002 9:15:35 PM | Message Detail

Oh, sorry.

*looks at the name above the door again*

Crypt of The Great Master™

What the hey?
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"Wizard needs food badly. "
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From: The Great Master | Posted: 4/17/2002 9:35:43 PM | Message Detail

Yes, that's right, Helmasaur. You shall bow down to the God of The Crypt of The Great Master. MWAHAHAHA!

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From: Scum | Posted: 4/17/2002 10:00:24 PM | Message Detail

Really? He shall bow down to me? How kind of him!

From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/17/2002 11:47:40 PM | Message Detail

you did what to a cow?
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Damnit, I can't think of anything. Well, since this will be on all my post, I'll say: Twisted Silence...the man who suspended CJayC
{Check Quote}

From: Scum | Posted: 4/18/2002 7:09:13 AM | Message Detail

Hey, if the cow didn't want any action it shouldn't have bent over and moved its tail out of the way.

From: Cow Lover | Posted: 4/18/2002 10:13:50 AM | Message Detail

Umm...
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The Cow says: MOO!

From: Scum | Posted: 4/18/2002 3:04:26 PM | Message Detail

Oh, hey hunny. Awake already? Usually the drugs last longer...

From: Helmasaur King | Posted: 4/18/2002 7:25:02 PM | Message Detail

*realizes that he is a four-legged creature with a tail as well, and slowly sneaks away from the Crypt*
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"Wizard needs food badly. "
Official HotL Crew Wannabe

From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/18/2002 9:25:17 PM | Message Detail

I hate all the new people going to MY crypt
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Damnit, I can't think of anything. Well, since this will be on all my post, I'll say: Twisted Silence...the man who suspended CJayC
{Check Quote}

From: Scum | Posted: 4/18/2002 9:44:04 PM | Message Detail

What? There are people at MY crypt? Since when?

From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/18/2002 10:00:24 PM | Message Detail

haven't you seen the mousetraps?
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Damnit, I can't think of anything. Well, since this will be on all my post, I'll say: Twisted Silence...the man who suspended CJayC
{Check Quote}

From: Frozensky | Posted: 4/18/2002 10:06:17 PM | Message Detail

Your mousetraps are completely ineffective. I only lost one arm trying to get through them.
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From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/18/2002 10:07:57 PM | Message Detail

that's why we skin the rats in lab
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Damnit, I can't think of anything. Well, since this will be on all my post, I'll say: Twisted Silence...the man who suspended CJayC
{Check Quote}

From: Scum | Posted: 4/18/2002 10:17:17 PM | Message Detail

That arm tasted so good too, did you get to try any? Be sure to come back when you grow a new arm, it was very delicious.

From: Helmasaur King | Posted: 4/19/2002 2:35:14 AM | Message Detail

I'm a nuisance, now, am I?

I must appease...um...whomever.

*leaves an offering of apples*
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"Wizard needs food badly. "
Official HotL Crew Wannabe

From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/19/2002 3:24:47 AM | Message Detail

*takes apples home*

yum
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Damnit, I can't think of anything. Well, since this will be on all my post, I'll say: Twisted Silence...the man who suspended CJayC
{Check Quote}

From: Scum | Posted: 4/19/2002 11:17:55 AM | Message Detail

My apples!
*stabs outbreakorn multiple times in the face and throat area*

From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/19/2002 6:50:30 PM | Message Detail

*relizes scum is ziops*
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Damnit, I can't think of anything. Well, since this will be on all my post, I'll say: Twisted Silence...the man who suspended CJayC
{Check Quote}

From: Scum | Posted: 4/20/2002 11:25:20 PM | Message Detail

Yeah, I have false realizations too sometimes. Then I sober up and go to church. Not necessarily in that order.

From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/21/2002 12:02:15 AM | Message Detail

yeah I usilly sober up after the church, cuz i steal the wine, and lock myself in the confession thingy
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Damnit, I can't think of anything. Well, since this will be on all my post, I'll say: Twisted Silence...the man who suspended CJayC
{Check Quote}

From: Scum | Posted: 4/21/2002 12:21:23 AM | Message Detail

So that's why I couldn't get it there! They stole my gin because of you.

From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/21/2002 2:55:12 AM | Message Detail

yeah, and gave it to me
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Damnit, I can't think of anything. Well, since this will be on all my post, I'll say: Twisted Silence...the man who suspended CJayC
{Check Quote}

From: Scum | Posted: 4/21/2002 6:30:40 PM | Message Detail

Oh, well then it all evens out. I stole your rum the day before.

From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/21/2002 10:17:21 PM | Message Detail

yes, but don't forget all the vodka that you "lent" me
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Damnit, I can't think of anything. Well, since this will be on all my post, I'll say: Twisted Silence...the man who suspended CJayC
{Check Quote}

From: Scum | Posted: 4/21/2002 10:40:52 PM | Message Detail

Oh, that stuff was all watered down. I just lent it to you so I could get close enough to steal your wallet. I wish I'd known that you have no money...

From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/21/2002 11:17:55 PM | Message Detail

i spent it all on that whiskey
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SCUM!!!

From: Scum | Posted: 4/21/2002 11:19:52 PM | Message Detail

But you stole that whiskey, I have it all right here on this security tape.

From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/21/2002 11:55:57 PM | Message Detail

exactly, so i had no money to begin with
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SCUM!!!

From: Scum | Posted: 4/22/2002 6:52:49 AM | Message Detail

Then what did you take when you robbed that bank? Cookies?

From: Helmasaur King | Posted: 4/22/2002 1:38:39 PM | Message Detail

Having worked at a bank, it's probably the donuts.

That is, if you can steal them before Security takes them.
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"Wizard needs food badly. "
Official HotL Crew Wannabe

From: Scum | Posted: 4/22/2002 7:42:42 PM | Message Detail

That's nothing, I went to a bank once to make a deposit. And let's just say I left that bank several dollars richer. I didn't get any donuts though, lousy security...

From: outbreakorn | Posted: 4/23/2002 8:02:09 PM | Message Detail

350, ha, you can't beat 350
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Retired board hunter as of 4/21/02-Yes, I know it's sad, but we all know this day had to come.
SCUM!!!

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