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| From: CO bluethunder | Posted: 12/3/2002 11:53:31 AM | Message Detail |
| *finishes the back nine next to the Ninja Pagoda* not bad for only using a pw, sw, 5i, katana, 3w, and a whole bunch on ninja stars. fun ninja fact: ninjas never brush their teeth. --- "The more you spend the more you save" |
| From: Scum | Posted: 12/3/2002 2:53:14 PM | Message Detail |
| What are these foreign terms that you use? Nine? Bad? Using? Speak English! |
| From: CO bluethunder | Posted: 12/3/2002 3:12:59 PM | Message Detail |
| turns. shoots. basket 2points HyAAAAAH! The smoke is burning you can see HYAAAAH! HeeeyyyAAAHHHH! *cuts score card into 64 pieces with Katana* --- "The more you spend the more you save" |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 12/10/2002 3:39:28 AM | Message Detail |
| *does stuff* --- (>;_;)> Ignorant posts make Kirby cry. Please think before you post. |
| From: Scum | Posted: 12/10/2002 3:29:19 PM | Message Detail |
| *does anti-stuff* |
| From: CO bluethunder | Posted: 12/12/2002 4:20:04 PM | Message Detail |
| inserts high-larious nonsensitude words ha ha hah ha ha ha *jumps and doesn't return to the ground gravity has failed me* --- "The more you spend the more you save" |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 12/19/2002 5:44:46 PM | Message Detail |
| Yeah, gravity's a tough teacher. --- "Nostalgia is a combination of a bad memory and a good imagination." - Anonymous |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 12/29/2002 8:02:40 PM | Message Detail |
| If no one's going to respond, then I'm not going to bother bumping this topic. --- "Nostalgia is a combination of a bad memory and a good imagination." - Anonymous |
| From: CO bluethunder | Posted: 1/1/2003 2:45:01 PM | Message Detail |
| Too bad I died. Otherwise I would be posting 100% original 100% funny 100% ninja comments that would validate all who reads it lives. |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 1/8/2003 12:39:43 AM | Message Detail |
| So? Being dead never stopped actors from appearing in commercials. --- "Nostalgia is a combination of a bad memory and a good imagination." - Anonymous |
| From: Scum | Posted: 1/8/2003 3:01:48 PM | Message Detail |
| Actually, in the majority of the cases it does. Only a few actors have made commercials from beyond the grave, the most notable being John Wayne. So in conclusion, Libya is a land of varied culture. |
| From: CO bluethunder | Posted: 1/11/2003 10:22:20 PM | Message Detail |
| hey thats true; so you wanna give me back my beer pilgrim? err I mean Hyyaahhh! ching! ching! chang! worrrpish! I am now this boards official ninja ghost. --- "The more you spend the more you save" |
| From: CO bluethunder | Posted: 1/12/2003 8:14:40 PM | Message Detail |
| D---O---W---N and thats the way we get down! |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 1/19/2003 12:34:38 AM | Message Detail |
| Maybe the way you get down. I just use the stairs. --- "Nostalgia is a combination of a bad memory and a good imagination." - Anonymous |
| From: Scum | Posted: 1/22/2003 3:18:09 PM | Message Detail |
| Escalator > Stairs In fact they're so much better, that a broken escalator can be used as a superior type of stairs. |
| From: NinjaMaster | Posted: 1/24/2003 6:09:45 AM | Message Detail |
| It's true, ya know? I haven't brushed my teeth in at least one forever. Maybe two of them. |
| From: Scum | Posted: 1/29/2003 6:24:45 PM | Message Detail |
| Two is better than none. |
| From: CO bluethunder | Posted: 2/6/2003 4:23:20 PM | Message Detail |
| Skills to learn and master: *How to leap frog over fire hydrants without disturbing the dog *How to tickle someone without touching them *How to hold your breath underwater for 20 seconds *How to see through other people's clothing *How to disguise yourself as a hedge |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 3/27/2003 11:49:26 AM | Message Detail |
| The holding your breath skill should come in handy against those stinky-mouthed ninjas. --- So. . . uh. . . yeah. |
| From: pikaslutVSyoshimitsu | Posted: 3/28/2003 10:47:23 PM | Message Detail |
*Fog* "secret wall of bad breath kill technique!!" |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 4/7/2003 10:41:41 PM | Message Detail |
| Well, it's not so secret now that you blurted it out. --- So. . . uh. . . yeah. |
| From: pikaslutVSyoshimitsu | Posted: 4/9/2003 12:33:53 PM | Message Detail |
| HAhaha by responding you breathed in and fell into my trap! *calling out your attacks and divulging secrets to the enemy before they are dead is the NINJA WAY!* |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 4/9/2003 6:38:19 PM | Message Detail |
| Actually, since I typed that out, I never breathed. In fact, I haven't drawn breath since you used the attack. Mostly because I don't have a pencil. *secret horrible pun kill technique!* --- So. . . uh. . . yeah. |
| From: pikaslutVSyoshimitsu | Posted: 4/10/2003 7:43:58 PM | Message Detail |
| It's a good thing I was born with a stigmatism in my eye that makes it so I am unable to read pun's. *Asian minivan kamikaze attack!!* |
| From: Scum | Posted: 4/14/2003 5:50:23 PM | Message Detail |
| That would only work against aqua ninjas. The skill is not transferable to out-of-water use. |
| From: pikaslutVSyoshimitsu | Posted: 4/19/2003 3:48:28 PM | Message Detail |
| oh O.K., well I'll be over on the driving range if anybody wants me to put one of my special curse seals on them... |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 4/24/2003 2:34:20 PM | Message Detail |
| I'll take one. I always wanted a pet. --- So. . . uh. . . yeah. |
| From: Scum | Posted: 4/24/2003 9:49:56 PM | Message Detail |
| *clubs the previous poster's seal* Or future seal, as the case may have been. |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/4/2003 10:42:15 PM | Message Detail |
| Murderer! --- So. . . uh. . . yeah. |
| From: pikaslutVSyoshimitsu | Posted: 5/6/2003 5:58:01 PM | Message Detail |
| Here you go *arfarfarf* He's kind of dumb but can balance a beach ball on his nose! one thing though ... *distract with lame joke ---great vegetable demon curse of doom---- .your jokes are now sealed.* |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/16/2003 6:10:50 PM | Message Detail |
| *had a witty, humorous joke, but it got sealed* --- So. . . uh. . . yeah. |
| From: Scum | Posted: 5/16/2003 10:53:09 PM | Message Detail |
| *clubs the seal* |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/26/2003 3:29:19 PM | Message Detail |
| Not that it matters, as I forgot the joke. I think it had something to do with a chicken and a road. --- So. . . uh. . . yeah. |
| From: pikaslutVSyoshimitsu | Posted: 6/1/2003 1:27:01 PM | Message Detail |
| well if you excuse me I'm going to uhh go over here Kage bunshin no-jutsu! Sexy no-jutsu *echoX100 leaving only one non-clone me* harem no-jutsu Yeah, worthless skill my ass heheheh. --- afd88asdnnjenjeojfie999afds8f8hiddenmessageoknjasdiofiasdj98vviriojiobar. |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 6/11/2003 3:30:07 PM | Message Detail |
| Oh, great. . . *gets the anti-ninja spray* --- So. . . uh. . . yeah. |
| From: pikaslutVSyoshimitsu | Posted: 6/21/2003 12:22:10 AM | Message Detail |
| Its a good thing your ninja repellant expired in 1985, part of the great ninja scare in the 80's after such massive blockbusters like Ninja 3: The Domination. --- afd88asdnnjenjeojfie999afds8f8hiddenmessageoknjasdiofiasdj98vviriojiobar. |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/1/2003 4:43:15 PM | Message Detail |
| Fine, then. *summons Chuck Norris* --- So. . . uh. . . yeah. |
| From: pikaslutVSyoshimitsu | Posted: 7/5/2003 6:27:27 PM | Message Detail |
| Hey charly don't golf! or maybe charly does golf, but I'm sure chuck don't! --- afd88asdnnjenjeojfie999afds8f8hiddenmessageoknjasdiofiasdj98vviriojiobar. |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/16/2003 1:34:47 AM | Message Detail |
| I dunno. He's pretty old, and you know how old people like to golf. --- So. . . uh. . . yeah. |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/25/2003 6:23:53 PM | Message Detail |
| And fish. --- So. . . uh. . . yeah. |
| From: pikaslutVSyoshimitsu | Posted: 7/26/2003 2:03:05 AM | Message Detail |
| Old men do love to fish, and so do ninjas. Look out for my forthcoming gaming series...Ninja Fishing, Shaolin Soccer, Samurai Hockey... --- afd88asdnnjenjeojfie999afds8f8hiddenmessageoknjasdiofiasdj98vviriojiobar. |
| From: Console Gamer | Posted: 7/28/2003 6:37:01 AM | Message Detail |
| Excellent. --- Signature status: Gone on holiday; Back in a week |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 8/7/2003 9:40:21 PM | Message Detail |
| . . . well, where are they? How long does it take to make a game? --- So. . . uh. . . yeah. |
| From: MI4 REAL | Posted: 8/12/2003 1:55:20 AM | Message Detail |
| *Readies stance* --- Banjo Kazooie: Mumbos Mountain 100% Clear in 10:19. Treasure Trove Cove 100% Clear in 17:53 <34> |
| From: pikaslutVSyoshimitsu | Posted: 8/16/2003 1:12:18 PM | Message Detail |
| I keep losing the damn lotto so it will be awhile. --- afd88asdnnjenjeojfie999afds8f8hiddenmessageoknjasdiofiasdj98vviriojiobar. |
| From: MI4 REAL | Posted: 8/17/2003 3:13:04 AM | Message Detail |
| Hole 2-The Hell Hole Fly by:Simple course followed with a fiery end hole *Readies* *Taps ball with club and curses* --- Banjo Kazooie: Mumbos Mountain 100% Clear in 10:19. Treasure Trove Cove 100% Clear in 17:53 <34> |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 8/27/2003 8:05:59 PM | Message Detail |
| *throws bomb in hole* *bomb explodes, leaving a giant crater* *hits ball in crater* Wow, a hole in one! --- So. . . uh. . . yeah. |
| From: pikaslutVSyoshimitsu | Posted: 8/28/2003 4:19:33 PM | Message Detail |
| The back nine starts out on the famous -9th Hole- with a dog leg to the right, don't go left as you will be in danger of landing in the eternal damnation out of bounds, here if you cannot find your ball you will be assigned a 1 shot penalty curse. Continue on and try to make it onto the green in 2 on this formidable par 4. Before putting you will have to fight this greens demon guardian, use kunai's but try to save as much of your chakra as possible for the next hole, but remember if you die you will lose another 1 shot penalty curse. --- afd88asdnnjenjeojfie999afds8f8hiddenmessageoknjasdiofiasdj98vviriojiobar. |
| From: MI4 REAL | Posted: 8/28/2003 8:43:46 PM | Message Detail |
| Hole 3-Cursers Paradise It features a par of ten and a hole barely bigger than the size of the golf ball. No traps are present and it is advised not to get too close to the players. --- Banjo Tooie-85 Jiggies and Counting <34> "Pumpkin making Mumbo hungry. Me get pot ready..." |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 9/7/2003 8:53:01 AM | Message Detail |
| Hole 4 - Death Hole So named because the hole is actually smaller than the ball. Thus, the hole is impossible to win, so you're stuck there until you die. --- So. . . uh. . . yeah. |
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