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From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/15/2002 7:02:28 AM | Message Detail

According to the new TOS, "Posting large ASCII art (except in social topics specifically calling for it)", is considered "disruptive posting" and moddable. So, since I couldn't delete the flag in the old topic without closing the topic, I closed it and opened up this new claim topic, which is also dedicated to ASCII art, so feel free to post some here. So. . .

*sics aardvark on the traitor ants, then has it steal flag back from Scum*

*re-plants flag on board*

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I hereby re-reclaim this topic in the name of the Imperial Empire.

*builds wooden shack around flag for protection, then locks it and swallows the key*
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Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . .

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/15/2002 7:15:20 AM | Message Detail

Um, that should read "I hereby re-reclaim this board in the name of the Imperial Empire."

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Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . .

From: Scum | Posted: 7/15/2002 12:13:41 PM | Message Detail

[This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]

From: Scum | Posted: 7/15/2002 12:13:51 PM | Message Detail

Sure aardvark, I'd love to have dinner at your house tomorrow.

*steals new flag and adds it to THE collection*

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/17/2002 4:55:52 AM | Message Detail

*steals THE collection, re-plants flag, puts it in a giant glass jar, and burns the rest of the collection*
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Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . .

From: Scum | Posted: 7/17/2002 7:16:11 PM | Message Detail

That wasn't THE collection, I made hundreds of dummy collections, the one you stole included. That's a fake flag you have in there, made of grape jelly.

From: Bad Dude | Posted: 7/18/2002 1:51:06 PM | Message Detail

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I'M BAD!
http://www.vgmuseum.com/end/arcade/a/bad.htm

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/18/2002 9:22:30 PM | Message Detail

Am not.
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Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . .

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/18/2002 9:23:44 PM | Message Detail

I'll give you a dollar if you get my flag back from Scum for me.
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Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . .

From: Scum | Posted: 7/19/2002 3:35:08 PM | Message Detail

I'll give you $1.25 to kick Starman in the shin instead.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/21/2002 1:46:40 AM | Message Detail

I'll give you a Canadian penny to take my flag back and beat up Scum with a lead pipe with a nail in it.
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Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . .

From: Scum | Posted: 7/21/2002 2:55:04 AM | Message Detail

I'll give you an american penny that moved to Canada when it was a baby to burn up everything.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/22/2002 2:51:33 AM | Message Detail

I'll give you this button that sort of looks like a penny from a distance if you squint and use your imagination if you. . . ah, forget it.

*uses bloodhounds to sniff out location of flag, then retrieves it, plants it, and surrounds it with a moat filled with gravy*
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Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . .

From: Scum | Posted: 7/25/2002 1:51:13 AM | Message Detail

*gets flag, drinks gravy, adds flag to THE collection*

*in that order*

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/26/2002 6:49:20 AM | Message Detail

*had previously poisoned the gravy*
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From: Scum | Posted: 7/30/2002 1:14:37 PM | Message Detail

*absorbs poison and turns it into delicious vitamins*

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 8/1/2002 12:04:40 PM | Message Detail

Rrgh. . .

*throws rocks at Scum*
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From: Scum | Posted: 8/1/2002 3:32:14 PM | Message Detail

*absorbs rocks and turns them into delicious rocks*

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 8/3/2002 5:29:30 PM | Message Detail

*absorbs Scum and turns him into delicious apples*
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From: Scum | Posted: 8/5/2002 2:02:46 PM | Message Detail

*absorbs delicious apples*

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 8/5/2002 10:23:36 PM | Message Detail

*absorbs delicious bananas, which have more potassium*
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From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 8/11/2002 11:35:16 PM | Message Detail

Mighty claim topic stays up top, above the lower, serf topics.
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From: Scum | Posted: 8/14/2002 3:54:28 AM | Message Detail

I predict it will soon be second from the bottom.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 8/15/2002 3:58:24 PM | Message Detail

Not anymore, Nostradamus.
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From: Scum | Posted: 8/15/2002 11:09:56 PM | Message Detail

Correction: anymore.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 8/19/2002 1:28:39 AM | Message Detail

Your correction is now outdated.
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From: Scum | Posted: 8/23/2002 2:37:36 AM | Message Detail

Correction: indated.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 8/25/2002 3:35:57 PM | Message Detail

Correction: redated
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From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 9/3/2002 5:49:28 PM | Message Detail

Back to the top, so all may witness who the true owner of this great board is!

(ProTip: it's me)
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From: Scum | Posted: 9/13/2002 7:14:48 PM | Message Detail

Does protip mean lie?

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 9/16/2002 12:56:36 AM | Message Detail

Not according to Gamepro.

(and so the topic wises fwom its gwave! huzzah!)
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From: Scum | Posted: 9/16/2002 2:55:45 PM | Message Detail

Wow, I didn't know topics could come back to life. I wonder if that requires admin intervention... But you didn't have to close the new one, that one was cool.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 9/16/2002 11:35:00 PM | Message Detail

That one didn't have the old-skool charm of this one.

This moderator has reviewed this contest, and agreed that the message was not a TOS violation. Any lost karma has been restored, and when possible, the message and/or topic was restored to the boards.

Nope, no admin intervention.
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From: Scum | Posted: 9/22/2002 8:24:16 PM | Message Detail

I don't see the word "admin" or "intervention" in the italic part. You lose.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 9/27/2002 3:22:41 PM | Message Detail

Actually, the lack of those words means that the admin probably didn't intervene. A winner is me!
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From: Scum | Posted: 9/27/2002 6:50:13 PM | Message Detail

By your theory, saying "Apples are delicious" means that an admin didn't intervene. But I have a dictionary that says just the opposite.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 10/7/2002 5:55:39 PM | Message Detail

Your dictionary lies.
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From: Scum | Posted: 10/10/2002 9:32:26 PM | Message Detail

Yes, it's lying on the table right now. But all of the words within it are 110% true!

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 10/18/2002 8:14:13 PM | Message Detail

Nothing can be more than 100% true. Thus, that statement is a lie. They should call your dictionary the "fibtionary".

Get it? Because it fibs?
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From: Scum | Posted: 10/19/2002 8:55:11 PM | Message Detail

But 110% is more than 100%, so the dictionary disproves your statement. Maybe it should be called a "StarmieWasWrongtionary."

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 10/25/2002 1:08:38 AM | Message Detail

That would be a very short book.
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From: Scum | Posted: 10/25/2002 10:30:28 PM | Message Detail

Compared to what, eighty Bibles sewed together?

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 11/1/2002 12:10:02 AM | Message Detail

Compared to anything. Even inchworms. Or, if you don't live in the U.S., 2½ centimeter worms.
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From: Scum | Posted: 11/1/2002 6:49:01 AM | Message Detail

Inches/Centimeters must be longer than miles then, because that book is huge.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 11/8/2002 12:29:55 AM | Message Detail

It only appears that way because you're looking at it through a microscope.
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From: Scum | Posted: 11/12/2002 6:26:04 PM | Message Detail

Actually, this is a backwards telescope. It's actually much, much bigger than I previously thought.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 11/15/2002 5:40:03 PM | Message Detail

I said "microscope".

*adds a new entry in the "ScumWasWrongtionary"*
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From: Scum | Posted: 11/15/2002 10:58:42 PM | Message Detail

Yes, but you meant telescope.

*would cross off the entry in ScumWasWrongtionary, but said book is too small to see with the naked eye or a normal microscope, and I don't have an electron microscope*

From: InvaderTak | Posted: 11/16/2002 4:19:48 PM | Message Detail

Ninja Golf, the official "Starman Deluxe and Scum" bickering board.
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Tak's Homeworld! http://s2.cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=4574
7 accumulated Gunk.

From: Scum | Posted: 11/16/2002 5:08:32 PM | Message Detail

I prefer to think of it as the "Scum Corrects the Incorrect Starmy" board.

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