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From: cloud strife omnisla | Posted: 10/20/2002 6:54:42 PM | Message Detail

me rikkey dis board

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i'm hiring this feng shui guy to put my yin and yang in balence cause i FRICKEN LOVE HARMONYYY!!!-red murphy sea-lab 2021.<fft vet> <vet scc'er>

From: Scum | Posted: 10/21/2002 7:21:33 PM | Message Detail

What board? This wonderful, limited edition 2x4? How much would you expect to pay for such a magnificent product? $8000? $7999? Well let me tell you, it could be all yours for the low, low price of only $120! But order now, supplies are VERY limited!!

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 10/31/2002 11:00:25 PM | Message Detail

*steals boards*

Actually, supplies just ran out. However, I'm willing to sell you these boards I just found for only $121 apiece.
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From: Scum | Posted: 11/1/2002 7:06:45 AM | Message Detail

No, we've got a whole warehouse ful... I mean, one left!

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 11/8/2002 12:27:44 AM | Message Detail

Only one left? I'll take it!

*takes board*

What? I didn't say I'd pay. . .
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From: Scum | Posted: 11/12/2002 6:27:11 PM | Message Detail

Oh, you'll pay. Pay with your blood! Or money, money would be preferred.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 11/15/2002 4:31:49 PM | Message Detail

There you go, making false predictions again.
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From: Scum | Posted: 11/15/2002 10:43:06 PM | Message Detail

If it's so false, then where did I get this money-filled wallet from your pocket?

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 11/21/2002 1:32:26 AM | Message Detail

From my pocket.

*presses buton on remote control*
*wallet explodes*

That was just a dummy wallet. I keep my real one in a super secret place that you'll never find as long as you don't search my other pocket.
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From: Scum | Posted: 11/21/2002 5:30:32 PM | Message Detail

But that's the one that just exploded. This one I stole earlier is still fine.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 11/29/2002 6:12:21 PM | Message Detail

Oh. Ah well, I didn't need that leg anyway. And the wallet you stole is just full of Monopoly money, so you won't be able to buy anything from non-colorblind people.
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From: Scum | Posted: 12/1/2002 9:37:40 PM | Message Detail

Not so, the country I live in uses monopoly money as currency.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 12/10/2002 3:31:24 AM | Message Detail

Oh, really?

*buys a bunch of Monopoly board games, takes all the Monopoly money out, gets in a helicopter, and dumps it all over the country, causing mass inflation and ruining the economy*

Ha! Now all that money you stole from me will barely buy you bread and water!
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From: Scum | Posted: 12/10/2002 3:35:24 PM | Message Detail

Actually, that helps the economy. We work on a reverse-inflation system. Now the money I stole from you will be eight times as valuable.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 12/19/2002 4:46:39 PM | Message Detail

*nukes country*

It was, uh. . . funding terrorism. I had to do it. For America!
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"Nostalgia is a combination of a bad memory and a good imagination." - Anonymous

From: Scum | Posted: 12/20/2002 3:09:28 PM | Message Detail

That was America. You missed.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 12/29/2002 9:49:38 PM | Message Detail

Oops. My bad.

At least I won't go to jail, since they're all blown up.
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"Nostalgia is a combination of a bad memory and a good imagination." - Anonymous

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 1/8/2003 12:33:20 AM | Message Detail

"Blown up" as in "exploded".
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"Nostalgia is a combination of a bad memory and a good imagination." - Anonymous

From: Scum | Posted: 1/8/2003 3:05:53 PM | Message Detail

Only the American jails are blown up. And I'm sure there are still a few American jails left, especially in Hawaii and Alaska.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 1/19/2003 12:03:46 AM | Message Detail

Well, there's no one left to put me in jail. Except for the Alaskans and Hawaiians, but they're too far away to bother to make the trip.
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"Nostalgia is a combination of a bad memory and a good imagination." - Anonymous

From: Scum | Posted: 1/22/2003 3:29:04 PM | Message Detail

They're already here.

From: NinjaMaster | Posted: 1/24/2003 6:19:49 AM | Message Detail

Must have been on vacation. Wait a second, why would Alaskans and Hawaiians take a vacation to the mainland? It doesn't make sense. They live in such cool tourist spots that coming here would be unfeasible. And that's probably why they are already here...to fease it.

From: Scum | Posted: 1/29/2003 6:19:21 PM | Message Detail

Uh... exactly?

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 2/8/2003 11:05:46 PM | Message Detail

*sneaks away during the discussion*
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From: Scum | Posted: 2/9/2003 6:33:55 PM | Message Detail

...

*trips the previous poster*

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Awake good! Awake forever! Confusion good! Enjoy weekend! Purge evil! Sleep bad! Staple cookie good! Thinking evil! TV good! Video games good! Weekend good! @_@

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 4/9/2003 6:31:24 PM | Message Detail

*falls down and hurts self*

*sues previous poster*
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So. . . uh. . . yeah.

From: Scum | Posted: 4/14/2003 6:09:55 PM | Message Detail

*kicks previous poster while said poster is down*

How many times did you repost that?

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 4/24/2003 2:08:50 PM | Message Detail

A positive number.

*has Scum arrested for assault and battery*
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So. . . uh. . . yeah.

From: Scum | Posted: 4/24/2003 10:16:34 PM | Message Detail

*kills all police, thus avoiding arrest*

*applies salt to a battery*

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/14/2003 6:08:35 PM | Message Detail

How did you kill every policeman in the U.S. so quickly?
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So. . . uh. . . yeah.

From: Scum | Posted: 5/14/2003 10:22:40 PM | Message Detail

I keep a knife under my pillow in case of such an emergency. Slice slice!

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/23/2003 5:00:56 PM | Message Detail

Must've been some knife, to cut through millions of police body armor without getting dull.
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So. . . uh. . . yeah.

From: Scum | Posted: 5/23/2003 5:20:12 PM | Message Detail

It is! I made it myself out of a spork and a butter knife!

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 6/1/2003 9:15:02 PM | Message Detail

But the spork is the perfect utensil, featuring the scoopiness of a spoon and the stabbiness of a fork! You should have left it as it was.
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So. . . uh. . . yeah.

From: pure skill | Posted: 6/3/2003 10:33:42 PM | Message Detail

I think I've come upon the greatest secret board in history, thanks Ninja Golf!
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Ever since I got married my life has been one long year, actually one long month, HELLuary.-Al Bundy

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 6/11/2003 4:13:57 PM | Message Detail

You're welcome.
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So. . . uh. . . yeah.

From: Ninja Golf Redux | Posted: 6/11/2003 7:07:07 PM | Message Detail

He's obviously talking to me, lamer.
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Fear.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 6/21/2003 11:39:53 PM | Message Detail

He's talking to the board, and since I own the board, I get the credit.

You're welcome.
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So. . . uh. . . yeah.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/2/2003 1:46:34 AM | Message Detail

A topic praising my board deserves to be bumped.
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So. . . uh. . . yeah.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/12/2003 11:49:40 PM | Message Detail

And rebumped.
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So. . . uh. . . yeah.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/22/2003 5:55:11 PM | Message Detail

Like this.
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So. . . uh. . . yeah.

From: Console Gamer | Posted: 7/28/2003 6:31:21 AM | Message Detail

^Like that.
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From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 8/7/2003 9:27:23 PM | Message Detail

Exactly. Let that be a lesson to everyone.
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So. . . uh. . . yeah.

From: MI4 REAL | Posted: 8/12/2003 1:38:43 AM | Message Detail

*Kick*

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Banjo Kazooie: Mumbos Mountain 100% Clear in 10:19. Treasure Trove Cove 100% Clear in 17:53 <34>

From: MI4 REAL | Posted: 8/17/2003 3:11:28 AM | Message Detail

But I'm cooler

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Banjo Kazooie: Mumbos Mountain 100% Clear in 10:19. Treasure Trove Cove 100% Clear in 17:53 <34>

From: BrainDeadMonkey | Posted: 8/17/2003 5:23:39 PM | Message Detail

Actualy I will take the credit for this board. *takes credit* *runs*
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We're not a cult, so much as a maniacal group of fanatical, blade-wielding zealots-Varimathras -warcraft 3

From: MI4 REAL | Posted: 8/18/2003 1:48:27 AM | Message Detail

*trips*

Your GP or your HP!

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Banjo Kazooie: Mumbos Mountain 100% Clear in 10:19. Treasure Trove Cove 100% Clear in 17:53 <34>

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 8/28/2003 11:49:59 PM | Message Detail

Bumpage.

*rimshot*

Get it? Bumpage? Bump page?
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So. . . uh. . . yeah.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 9/7/2003 8:53:50 AM | Message Detail

Not much for highbrow humor, I see.
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So. . . uh. . . yeah.