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From: papa insan | Posted: 5/12/2002 9:37:08 PM | Message Detail
*gets up from his defeat from Starman Deluxe*

That was a Fluke!! You will pay for this fiend!

*hits Starman Deluxe in the eye*
From: Scum | Posted: 5/12/2002 10:08:30 PM | Message Detail
That's not a wall, it's a spoon.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/12/2002 11:15:16 PM | Message Detail
Yes, but Florence Spoon doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

And your blow to the eye didn't hurt, because I was wearing shades. Because I'm cool. Daddio.
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From: Scum | Posted: 5/12/2002 11:33:55 PM | Message Detail
Those aren't shades, they're a spoon.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/12/2002 11:47:01 PM | Message Detail
That would explain the sudden blindness.
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From: papa insan | Posted: 5/13/2002 8:16:41 PM | Message Detail
nah not Florence spoon, Florence wall as in Forrest Law.

it sounded like the announcer said that in tekken.

you gonna fight or what? *hits Starman Deluxe's other eye*
From: Scum | Posted: 5/13/2002 10:06:37 PM | Message Detail
Stop fighting over a spoon, there are enough forks for all.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/13/2002 11:12:14 PM | Message Detail
Ow, my eye! I think something happened to it!

If only I had a weapon of some sort. All I see are all these forks.
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From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/20/2002 5:05:58 PM | Message Detail
Well, it's been about a week since insan has posted. I'm declaring myself the winner again!

*does super happy dance of joyous gleeful merriment*
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From: papa insan | Posted: 5/20/2002 6:26:23 PM | Message Detail
you never retaliated

*tackles Starman Deluxe*
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/20/2002 6:57:04 PM | Message Detail
*pushes button on remote control*
*"Starman Deluxe" explodes*

Yup, the old "that wasn't me, that was a dummy made to look like me".
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From: Scum | Posted: 5/20/2002 8:12:56 PM | Message Detail
So what you're saying is Starman Deluxe is a dummy?
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/20/2002 11:57:58 PM | Message Detail
No. The "Starman Deluxe" dummy was a dummy, but I am no dummy. I know some big words. Bigger than you.
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From: Scum | Posted: 5/21/2002 6:25:48 PM | Message Detail
Wow, all I now is 3 let ter or les wrd. You now mor let ter wrd?
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/21/2002 10:09:45 PM | Message Detail
Indubedably. My vocabulariousness is supertalively amazirific in it's gargitantcisism and complatificativeness.
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From: Scum | Posted: 5/21/2002 10:47:52 PM | Message Detail
wow you coo dud!
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/21/2002 11:42:09 PM | Message Detail
Yup. I'm too cool for school.
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From: Scum | Posted: 5/22/2002 7:14:05 AM | Message Detail
i wis i was as coo as you, u hav mad ski llz!
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/22/2002 4:08:58 PM | Message Detail
Actually, I try not to get them too mad. Happy skills are the best skills.
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From: Scum | Posted: 5/23/2002 7:55:23 PM | Message Detail
Then why are your skills crying? *looks closer*
Is that a black eye!? Have you been abusing your skills!?
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/24/2002 12:42:42 AM | Message Detail
Uh. . . they fell down the stairs.
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From: Scum | Posted: 5/24/2002 3:45:45 PM | Message Detail
Then why is your ring print imbedded on their forehead?
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I just typoed in the last topic and am too lazy to change it or double post. Me = Be.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/24/2002 4:32:40 PM | Message Detail
They liked the design so much they wanted it impressed on their forehead.
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From: Scum | Posted: 5/26/2002 9:11:35 PM | Message Detail
Well then why do you have their blood all over your hands, and some more of their blood in that glass labeled "Energy Drink"?
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/28/2002 5:28:15 PM | Message Detail
Uh. . . that's ketchup. In some countries ketchup is considered a great source of energy, so I figured I'd cash in on their stupidity.
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From: Scum | Posted: 5/31/2002 7:39:26 PM | Message Detail
It tastes an awful lot like blood.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 5/31/2002 10:06:07 PM | Message Detail
That's because, uhh. . . hey, what's that behind you?

*runs away*
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From: Scum | Posted: 6/10/2002 10:12:00 AM | Message Detail
It's a mirror, allowing me to see you run right into the anti-running brick wall.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 6/10/2002 12:56:04 PM | Message Detail
But that's a Bizarro Mirror, which lets you see the opposite of what really happens. So I really ran into the pro-running stucco wall.

*gets away*
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From: Scum | Posted: 6/12/2002 12:58:58 AM | Message Detail
No, there was another of those mirrors so it undid the effect. You ran into the wall and probably died.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 6/13/2002 1:52:05 AM | Message Detail
Again?
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From: Scum | Posted: 6/20/2002 7:45:10 PM | Message Detail
Sure.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 6/21/2002 3:17:46 PM | Message Detail
Well, crud. *dies yet again*
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From: Scum | Posted: 6/25/2002 9:00:26 PM | Message Detail
I didn't give you permission to dye. You wash those shirts until they're white again.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 6/30/2002 10:04:26 PM | Message Detail
But I'm allergic to work. You do it.
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From: Scum | Posted: 6/30/2002 11:43:39 PM | Message Detail
Good, the only way to get over allergies is to expose yourself to the thing you're allergic to a lot. Start working.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/2/2002 3:36:45 AM | Message Detail
But I could just watch you work. That way, I'd be exposing myself to work, yet not so much that it would kill me.
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From: Scum | Posted: 7/2/2002 4:37:11 AM | Message Detail
No, it has to be killing you to cure you.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/3/2002 5:55:49 PM | Message Detail
Right. So if you expect to be cured, you better start working.
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From: Scum | Posted: 7/4/2002 10:13:14 PM | Message Detail
No, you have to work to cure me.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/6/2002 4:52:19 AM | Message Detail
Says who?
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From: Scum | Posted: 7/8/2002 3:37:06 AM | Message Detail
You.
From: ScottHalI | Posted: 7/8/2002 3:33:34 PM | Message Detail
Yo mama
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/9/2002 1:55:24 AM | Message Detail
Well, if my momma said so, then I guess I have no choice. I'll start work right after my break.
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From: Scum | Posted: 7/9/2002 2:51:19 PM | Message Detail
Your break ended two years ago.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/10/2002 4:15:52 AM | Message Detail
Then I should be finished working by now.
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From: ScottHalI | Posted: 7/10/2002 10:46:15 AM | Message Detail
well hurry up
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/12/2002 12:47:35 AM | Message Detail
But I'm done.
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From: Scum | Posted: 7/12/2002 8:09:07 PM | Message Detail
You're done with the unwork, but now you have to do the rework.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/13/2002 11:55:27 PM | Message Detail
But since I did the unwork, you should do the rework. It's only fair.
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