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From: Scum | Posted: 7/14/2002 12:46:36 AM | Message Detail |
No, I already did the reunwork. |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/15/2002 6:27:56 AM | Message Detail |
I did the unwork, and you did the reunwork, so ScottHaIl should do the rework. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
From: Scum | Posted: 7/15/2002 12:15:06 PM | Message Detail |
Works for me. |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/17/2002 4:57:28 AM | Message Detail |
No, he works for me. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
From: Scum | Posted: 7/17/2002 7:14:24 PM | Message Detail |
Then why is he on your payroll? |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/18/2002 8:39:51 PM | Message Detail |
What? I never agreed to pay him! He's fired! --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
From: Scum | Posted: 7/19/2002 3:46:48 PM | Message Detail |
Fired like out of a job, or the good kind of fired? |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/21/2002 1:56:28 AM | Message Detail |
"Fired" as in "fired". --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
From: Scum | Posted: 7/21/2002 2:51:44 AM | Message Detail |
Oh, the kinky kind... |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/22/2002 2:28:52 AM | Message Detail |
If setting people on fire is kinky, then I guess so. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
From: Scum | Posted: 7/25/2002 1:54:00 AM | Message Detail |
It is when you do it like that. I didn't know you could make sparks with your tongue like that... |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/26/2002 7:06:59 AM | Message Detail |
Yup. It's another one of my superpowers. --- (>;_;)> Ignorant posts make Kirby cry. Please think before you post. |
From: Scum | Posted: 7/30/2002 1:10:41 PM | Message Detail |
What are your other powers? |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 8/1/2002 11:57:31 AM | Message Detail |
- I can skip reasonably well - HUMAN VISION! - My fingers allow me to poke things - Birds and squirrels flee from my presence - I can get a sunburn faster than normal men due to my SUPER PALE SKIN! - I can read my own mind - Anything you can do I can do better. I can do anything better than you. --- (>;_;)> Ignorant posts make Kirby cry. Please think before you post. |
From: Scum | Posted: 8/1/2002 3:34:24 PM | Message Detail |
No you can't! |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 8/3/2002 5:38:55 PM | Message Detail |
Yes I can! --- (>;_;)> Ignorant posts make Kirby cry. Please think before you post. |
From: ScottHalI | Posted: 8/3/2002 5:41:23 PM | Message Detail |
yes you can't cannot can't --- I'M BAD! http://www.vgmuseum.com/end/arcade/a/nwo.htm |
From: Scum | Posted: 8/5/2002 1:58:42 PM | Message Detail |
No you can't, no you can't, no you CAAAAAAAAAN'T! |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 8/5/2002 10:10:48 PM | Message Detail |
Yes I can, can, CAAAAAAAAAAN!
Yes I can!
*cheering and applause* --- (>;_;)> Ignorant posts make Kirby cry. Please think before you post. |
From: Scum | Posted: 8/14/2002 4:06:27 AM | Message Detail |
*shoots Starmy*
Now you can't, so I win by default!
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From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 8/15/2002 3:51:30 PM | Message Detail |
Perhaps your fiendish plan would have worked had you not used a water pistol. --- (>;_;)> Ignorant posts make Kirby cry. Please think before you post. |
From: Scum | Posted: 8/15/2002 11:13:10 PM | Message Detail |
I thought you said water kills you... |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 8/19/2002 1:00:32 AM | Message Detail |
That was Fire Man. --- (>;_;)> Ignorant posts make Kirby cry. Please think before you post. |
From: Scum | Posted: 8/23/2002 2:48:31 AM | Message Detail |
That's not the way Smokey tells it. He says that only I can prevent forest fires, which is the opposite of your statement and not largely unrelated to it. |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 8/25/2002 3:23:50 PM | Message Detail |
Smokey's a cartoon bear, like Yogi. Yogi always steals picnic baskets, and thus Smokey must also be dishonest. So do the opposite of what he says.
*starts a forest fire* --- (>;_;)> Ignorant posts make Kirby cry. Please think before you post. |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 9/3/2002 5:31:43 PM | Message Detail |
Remember: Only you can start forest fires! --- (>;_;)> Ignorant posts make Kirby cry. Please think before you post. |
From: Scum | Posted: 9/13/2002 7:17:30 PM | Message Detail |
Stealing picinic baskets is by no means dishonest. You're making false assumptions. |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 9/15/2002 2:47:05 AM | Message Detail |
Honest, dishonest, either way it's thievery. And just because he's an animal doesn't mean he doesn't have to obey the law. --- (>;_;)> Ignorant posts make Kirby cry. Please think before you post. |
From: Scum | Posted: 9/22/2002 8:44:23 PM | Message Detail |
You say thievery like you think it's a bad thing. |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 9/27/2002 3:00:44 PM | Message Detail |
I don't think, I know. And if I had my way, all bears would lose the right to bear arms. They can't steal without arms. --- (>;_;)> Ignorant posts make Kirby cry. Please think before you post. |
From: Scum | Posted: 9/27/2002 6:56:23 PM | Message Detail |
Thievery is what makes this country work. Just think, without thieves, who would steal the bread from the poor, starving little boy? Who would rob a bank, causing the hard-working farmer to lose the mortgage on his farm because he lost his life savings, as the bank was uninsured? I say, a world without thieves wouldn't even be worth living in. Bears should be given rocket-launcher backpacks that they can control with their mind to help them in their various thieving. |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 10/7/2002 5:35:14 PM | Message Detail |
Personally, I find thievery un-bear-able. Besides, if you give bears mind-controlled rocket packs, their stupid minds would just cause them to fly into trees, causing unheard-of ecological damage.
Bears = nature's enemy. --- (>;_;)> Ignorant posts make Kirby cry. Please think before you post. |
From: Scum | Posted: 10/10/2002 9:42:16 PM | Message Detail |
Well, there would be certain computer intelligence added in. Besides, bears are supersmart! Did you know Einstein was really a bear? It's true*! And if thievery is so bad, then why are you stealing a picinic basket right now as we speak? --- * may or may not be true |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 10/18/2002 7:48:29 PM | Message Detail |
It's not stealing if you don't get caught.
*shoots Scum with an amnesia-gun* --- (>;_;)> Ignorant posts make Kirby cry. Please think before you post. |
From: Scum | Posted: 10/19/2002 9:08:48 PM | Message Detail |
That wasn't an amnesia-gun, that was a revolver! |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 10/25/2002 12:50:07 AM | Message Detail |
Well, most people shot in the head with revolvers forget a lot of things anyway, like what they had for lunch, or how to breathe and keep your heart working. --- (>;_;)> Ignorant posts make Kirby cry. Please think before you post. |
From: Scum | Posted: 10/25/2002 10:43:36 PM | Message Detail |
Well I'm not most people. I forgot those things well before any revolvers got involved. |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 10/31/2002 11:54:41 PM | Message Detail |
Did you also forget whatever it was I wanted you to forget? --- (>;_;)> Ignorant posts make Kirby cry. Please think before you post. |
From: Scum | Posted: 11/1/2002 6:52:44 AM | Message Detail |
That depends... what was it you wanted me to forget? |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 11/8/2002 12:07:49 AM | Message Detail |
I forgot. --- (>;_;)> Ignorant posts make Kirby cry. Please think before you post. |
From: Scum | Posted: 11/12/2002 6:35:27 PM | Message Detail |
Oh, thanks for reminding me. Now I remember. |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 11/15/2002 5:11:19 PM | Message Detail |
Could you remind me then? --- (>;_;)> Ignorant posts make Kirby cry. Please think before you post. |
From: Scum | Posted: 11/15/2002 10:49:32 PM | Message Detail |
Yes. |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 11/21/2002 1:58:50 AM | Message Detail |
Then remind me. --- (>;_;)> Ignorant posts make Kirby cry. Please think before you post. |
From: Scum | Posted: 11/21/2002 8:19:03 PM | Message Detail |
oK. |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 11/29/2002 6:40:37 PM | Message Detail |
Now. --- (>;_;)> Ignorant posts make Kirby cry. Please think before you post. |
From: Scum | Posted: 12/1/2002 9:26:44 PM | Message Detail |
I'm on it. |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 12/10/2002 2:44:15 AM | Message Detail |
It's ben 9 days, and still nothing. You're fired. --- (>;_;)> Ignorant posts make Kirby cry. Please think before you post. |
From: Scum | Posted: 12/10/2002 4:09:00 PM | Message Detail |
You can't fire me, you're fired. |
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 12/19/2002 5:32:15 PM | Message Detail |
Too bad, I fired you first!
*re-hires Scum, then fires him again for fun* --- "Nostalgia is a combination of a bad memory and a good imagination." - Anonymous |
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