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From: Scum | Posted: 7/12/2002 8:10:20 PM | Message Detail

oK, go out and get 1 million one dollar bills (that should be easy, because one dollar bills are inexpensive), and I'll see to it that you have a million dollars.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/13/2002 11:56:52 PM | Message Detail

Ok.

. . . can I borrow 1 million 1 dollar bills?
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Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . .

From: Scum | Posted: 7/14/2002 12:46:14 AM | Message Detail

Sure, do you have any one million dollar bills? Give me two and you've got a deal.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/15/2002 6:25:15 AM | Message Detail

No, but I have 3. Will that work?
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Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . .

From: Scum | Posted: 7/15/2002 12:15:48 PM | Message Detail

No, no it won't.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/17/2002 5:02:18 AM | Message Detail

Aw, man. But wait a minute. . .

3 minus 1 . . . equals 2!

*eats 1*

Now that I have 2 one million dollar bills, I can give them to you so I can borrow 1 million 1 dollar bills, then trade that for a million dollars.
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Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . .

From: Scum | Posted: 7/17/2002 7:14:01 PM | Message Detail

No, you need three. I just hope you didn't eat your third one.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/18/2002 8:38:58 PM | Message Detail

Yes. But hang on. . .

*goes in the bathroom*
*comes back out 2 hours later*

I got my third one back. Now can I borrow those bills?
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Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . .

From: Scum | Posted: 7/19/2002 3:47:20 PM | Message Detail

No, you have to have a maximum of two. New company policy.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/21/2002 1:53:08 AM | Message Detail

You never owned a company.
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From: Scum | Posted: 7/21/2002 2:53:20 AM | Message Detail

That's where you're wrong, I have like eight companies. Look, I just made another. It doesn't have to exist for me to own it, or for me to develop company policies.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/22/2002 2:43:41 AM | Message Detail

Well, my mega-conglomerate just claimed ownership of all your companies, and my company policy states that everyone named "Scum" must give me a million dollars.
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From: Scum | Posted: 7/25/2002 1:52:43 AM | Message Detail

I'm glad my name isn't Scum, as opposed to my user-name. Otherwise I might have to pay you some money.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 7/26/2002 6:57:27 AM | Message Detail

Well, could I have the money anyway? I could use it, what with the economy being as it is.
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From: Scum | Posted: 7/30/2002 1:12:28 PM | Message Detail

No. *makes Kirby cry*

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 8/1/2002 11:59:15 AM | Message Detail

Now that's just not cool. Apologize at once!
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From: Scum | Posted: 8/1/2002 3:33:43 PM | Message Detail

*kicks Kirby's flipper thing in*

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 8/3/2002 5:38:16 PM | Message Detail

Hey! Kirby abuse!

*shakes finger at Scum*
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Kicking Kirby's flipper-thingy in makes Kirby cry. Please quit before Kirby gets mad.

From: ScottHalI | Posted: 8/3/2002 5:39:25 PM | Message Detail

was he raped?
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I'M BAD!
http://www.vgmuseum.com/end/arcade/a/nwo.htm

From: Scum | Posted: 8/5/2002 1:59:08 PM | Message Detail

He was now. *wink*

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 8/5/2002 10:15:36 PM | Message Detail

Well, now he feels violated.
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Kirby's mad. And he has a knife. And he's coming to get you!

From: Scum | Posted: 8/14/2002 4:05:52 AM | Message Detail

Actually, he feels soft.
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Kirby's knife turned into an apple! Kirby is smug and satisfied.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 8/15/2002 3:48:51 PM | Message Detail

Yeah, soft from violation.
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The apple made Kirby fat. Bad apple!

From: Scum | Posted: 8/15/2002 11:14:51 PM | Message Detail

Exactly, and that's the softest soft there is.
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Being fat made Kirby thinner and cross-eyed.

* apple correction: { ' }

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 8/19/2002 1:09:22 AM | Message Detail

Softer than Angel Soft?
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Kirby loves apples! Watch him eat 13 at once!

From: Scum | Posted: 8/23/2002 2:47:32 AM | Message Detail

No, not softer than Angel Soft... MORE softEST than Angel Soft!!
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Oh no, someone stole Kirby's apples before he could eat them! He blames starmy...

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 8/25/2002 3:18:38 PM | Message Detail

Like... Devil Soft?
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5 minutes later, Kirby forgot about apples and Starmy and went back to plotting get-rich-quick schemes.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 9/3/2002 5:37:38 PM | Message Detail

It's sinfully soft!
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Kirby's scheme failed in a hilarious sitcommy fashion. Now he's dirt poor.

From: Scum | Posted: 9/13/2002 7:15:35 PM | Message Detail

It is not, don't lie.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 9/15/2002 2:31:56 AM | Message Detail

If I can't lie, then how will I sleep? Standing up?
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From: Scum | Posted: 9/22/2002 8:48:00 PM | Message Detail

Or sitting, it's up to you. But no lying down.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 9/27/2002 3:12:20 PM | Message Detail

How about sitting down?
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From: Scum | Posted: 9/27/2002 6:52:06 PM | Message Detail

You can sit down in an upward position, but no slouching.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 10/7/2002 5:16:42 PM | Message Detail

What do you have against slouching?
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From: Scum | Posted: 10/10/2002 9:44:24 PM | Message Detail

It can cause a problem that makes it so you can't control your right side for a couple seconds when you stand up.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 10/18/2002 7:59:29 PM | Message Detail

So you're a doctor now? I slouch all the time, and all I suffer from is bad posture and stunted growth.
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From: Scum | Posted: 10/19/2002 9:06:04 PM | Message Detail

Actually I am a doctor, I have eight PhD's. Obey my commands!!

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 10/25/2002 12:44:36 AM | Message Detail

I don't care how many PhDs you stole.

*slouches until he can touch his toes with his nose*
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From: Scum | Posted: 10/25/2002 10:48:39 PM | Message Detail

That's not slouching, that's bending over. Hey, if you have that much flexibility there are areas that your mouth could go... ever seen that SNL sketch where the guy took Yoga just so he could do that? You could be like that!

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 11/1/2002 12:00:50 AM | Message Detail

I never saw that sketch, and from what you said, I'm glad I didn't.
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From: Scum | Posted: 11/1/2002 6:50:43 AM | Message Detail

Liar, you wish you saw it all night long.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 11/7/2002 11:59:38 PM | Message Detail

That is impossible, because I sleep at night.
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From: Scum | Posted: 11/12/2002 6:37:28 PM | Message Detail

You saw it in your dreams all night.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 11/15/2002 5:23:02 PM | Message Detail

Since when could you know what people are dreaming about?
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From: Scum | Posted: 11/15/2002 10:53:09 PM | Message Detail

I program your dreams. I also regulate your hair growth rate, it's a boring job, but the pay is low so it's worth it.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 11/21/2002 2:17:34 AM | Message Detail

Really? Give me a long beard like ZZ Top, so I can attract the ladies!
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From: Scum | Posted: 11/21/2002 8:15:39 PM | Message Detail

oK. I've never seen ZZ Top (when I pretend that I haven't seen that oil commercial, that is), so I'll assume said beard is located below the waist.

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 11/29/2002 6:29:33 PM | Message Detail

Noo! Now my pants won't fit!
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From: Scum | Posted: 12/1/2002 9:32:15 PM | Message Detail

What pants?

From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 12/10/2002 3:07:03 AM | Message Detail

My tight-fitting leather pants! Now how am I supposed to pick up chicks?
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