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| From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 1/16/2002 4:17:24 PM | Message Detail |
| You think you can just return... And... RETURN!? Well, well, well. Looks like I will just have to claim an inverted hill this time! --- GO STEELERS! The Ravens will play...nevermore. *laughs profusely* PREDICTION: PIT - 37 BAL - 16 |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 1/16/2002 4:23:04 PM | Message Detail |
| You shall not win this one as easily. . . or at all! *pushes Ninja Golf into trench* *fills trench with concrete* *plants flag on pile of concrete* I hereby claim this trench in the name of the Imperial Empire. Wow, that was easy. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 1/16/2002 4:29:47 PM | Message Detail |
| *stands up through the pile of dust* You might have wanted to mix water into it... *tosses a bucket of water in a small area, and places his hands into it; writes 'Ninja Golf 2002' above his hand prints* --- GO STEELERS! The Ravens will play...nevermore. *laughs profusely* PREDICTION: PIT - 37 BAL - 16 |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 1/16/2002 4:39:16 PM | Message Detail |
| * smears out "2002" and adds in "is bad looking" just before the cement hardens* *laughs to himself at his own cleverness* --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 1/16/2002 4:43:13 PM | Message Detail |
| *chisels in 'when with Starman Deluxe'* *laughs to himself at his even more clever cleverness* --- GO STEELERS! The Ravens will play...nevermore. *laughs profusely* PREDICTION: PIT - 37 BAL - 16 |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 1/16/2002 4:47:23 PM | Message Detail |
| *takes a picture of him chiseling* Ah ha! Proof of your vandalism! *calls the cops and has them arrest Ninja* --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 1/16/2002 4:50:11 PM | Message Detail |
| Oops, almost forgot. *laughs to himself and others at his own most cleverest clevernessess* --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 1/16/2002 5:03:58 PM | Message Detail |
| *returns from the police station* I bailed my way out... But, while in the cell, one of your old friends, 'Naughty Nate,' informed on your past... Care to explain? "He who laughs last, laughs the longest." *laughs currently last, and laughs for a pretty long time* --- GO STEELERS! The Ravens will play...nevermore. *laughs profusely* PREDICTION: PIT - 37 BAL - 16 |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 1/16/2002 5:13:20 PM | Message Detail |
| Oh, uhh. . . anything he told you was a big fat lie. Yeah. A lie. He lied. Because he's naughty. Yep. Naughty Nate. He lied. Uh huh. Yep. Ummmm. . . hey, look over there! *beans Ninja in the back of the head with a freezer-hardened monkey arm when he turns to look* *kind of nervously chuckles to himself* --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 1/16/2002 5:22:31 PM | Message Detail |
| I wish I could have felt that pain... For I am a robot. "Give me legs, daddy, give me legs!" --- GO STEELERS! The Ravens will play...nevermore. *laughs profusely* PREDICTION: PIT - 37 BAL - 16 |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 1/16/2002 5:29:39 PM | Message Detail |
| Wait. . . you're a robot? Robots can't break the prime directives! "A robot cannot harm a human being" *dances around Ninja Golf* You can't hurt me! You can't hurt me! Nyah nyah! --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 1/16/2002 5:38:11 PM | Message Detail |
| Sheesh... I was just a robot for Halloween, nothing more! *does a cartwheel* --- GO STEELERS! The Ravens will play...nevermore. *laughs profusely* PREDICTION: PIT - 37 BAL - 16 |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 1/16/2002 5:44:46 PM | Message Detail |
| So you're not a robot anymore? *hits Ninja with the monkey arm, which by now is thawed and quite stinky* *breakdances* --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 1/16/2002 5:53:00 PM | Message Detail |
| *takes the hit* Soft monkey arms cause the least amount of pain. *does the 'Dynamite Rave' dance from Dance Dance Revolution* --- GO STEELERS! The Ravens will play...nevermore. *laughs profusely* PREDICTION: PIT - 37 BAL - 16 |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 1/16/2002 5:58:23 PM | Message Detail |
| *sticks monkey arm back in the freezer* This may take a while, so wait right there. *does the Alien Disco* --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 1/17/2002 1:59:06 PM | Message Detail |
| *watches as water gushes out from the freezer, along with a limp monkey arm* You should have shut the freezer door. *does the Kritter Kerplunk* --- GO STEELERS! The Ravens will play...nevermore. *laughs profusely* PREDICTION: PIT - 37 BAL - 16 |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 1/17/2002 4:38:09 PM | Message Detail |
| *watches as the water hardens the concrete around Ninja's feet* *sets up a big-screen TV in front of him and turns it to the Lifetime Channel* Now, surrender, and I'll turn it off. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 1/17/2002 5:43:18 PM | Message Detail |
| What's wrong with Lifetime? It's funny how it is 'TV for women,' yet I see women getting abused on it all the time. *watches peacefully* --- GO STEELERS! The Ravens will play...nevermore. *laughs profusely* PREDICTION: PIT - 37 BAL - 16 |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 1/17/2002 10:35:19 PM | Message Detail |
| Okay, then. . . *gets a copy of "Battlefield Earth"* *puts it in the VCR and sets it on auto-repeat* Surely even you can't handle John Travolta at his worst. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 1/18/2002 2:06:33 PM | Message Detail |
| *calls Silent Bob and asks him to use the Force to get the tape, and to untie me* Muwahahaha... *does the Beaver Breakdown* --- GO STEELERS! The Ravens will play...nevermore. *laughs profusely* PREDICTION: PIT - 37 BAL - 16 |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 1/19/2002 12:42:04 PM | Message Detail |
| *continues torturing Ninja, seeing as he was never tied in the first place, but held in place with the concrete* Nyuk nyuk nyuk *does the Lawnmower* --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 1/19/2002 1:41:35 PM | Message Detail |
| Hah! My bad... *stays stuck in the concrete* Can we order a pizza? --- GO STEELERS! The Ravens will play...nevermore. *laughs profusely* PREDICTION: PIT - 37 BAL - 16 |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 1/20/2002 1:42:24 PM | Message Detail |
| Sure. *orders a pizza* *eats it just out of Ninja's reach* Mmm, Canadian bacon. Much better than the American kind. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 1/20/2002 2:57:56 PM | Message Detail |
| *calls up Henry, Clay Henry* Hey iron man, you're a Jarret fan, from Subway! Henry, Clay Henry, HELP ME! *Henry, Clay Henry comes and knocks me out of the cement* That's my Canadian bacon, *****! *grabs the pizza left and devours* Mmmm... --- GO STEELERS! The Ravens will play...nevermore. *laughs profusely* PREDICTION: PIT - 37 BAL - 16 |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 1/21/2002 10:10:47 PM | Message Detail |
| Yeah, well, uh. . . *shoots Ninja Golf* Forget creativity, I'm going for effectiveness. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 1/22/2002 2:06:11 PM | Message Detail |
| Ouch... That'll hurt in the morning. *twiddles thumbs* --- GO STEELERS! With the amount of turnovers the Steelers had on the Ravens, it's going to be sad to see how many we get on the Patriots. PIT - 24 NE - 7 |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 1/22/2002 4:39:08 PM | Message Detail |
| *cuts off Ninja's thumbs* Ha, now you can't twiddle! I also entered you in the national video game championship tournament, and with no thumbs you're sure to do poorly and be the laughingstock of video game nerds everywhere! --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 1/25/2002 9:43:52 PM | Message Detail |
| 1 4r3 133720r. D0/\/'7 /\/\4|<3 /\/\3 |-|4><0r y0u! --- GO STEELERS! With the amount of turnovers the Steelers had on the Ravens, it's going to be sad to see how many we get on the Patriots. PIT - 24 NE - 7 |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 1/27/2002 10:31:22 PM | Message Detail |
| j00 c4|\|T h4X0r |\/|3!!1!11! 1 4|\/| t00 1337!!!1!1 (laughs at the Steelers) --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 1/28/2002 4:10:26 PM | Message Detail |
| The war is being put off for a few days for me to mourn. --- Damn you, New England! SUPER BOWL XXXVI PREDICTION: STL - 133 NE - 0 |
| From: Scum | Posted: 2/1/2002 8:35:21 PM | Message Detail |
| Ha ha ha, the steelers lost to the patriots! Wait, what am I laughing at... the vikings didn't even make the playoffs... |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 2/2/2002 12:47:30 AM | Message Detail |
| *Laughs at all the teams except for the two Super Bowl ones* Ninja, you've had enough time to mourn. If you don't post in 3 days, I declare myself the winner. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 2/2/2002 6:36:17 PM | Message Detail |
| *summons Cap'n Crunch* ME AND THE CAP'N CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN! *Cap'n Crunch releases me from the cement* HAHA! FREE! *runs into his Cap'n Crunch Battle Tank that he got free from his Cap'n Crunch Crunchiteers Club* |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 2/2/2002 9:16:06 PM | Message Detail |
| *builds a fort out of couch cushions* Ha! Let's see your cheap cereal tank bust through this! *summons the Cheerios Bee to take care of Cap'n Crunch* --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 2/4/2002 2:53:47 PM | Message Detail |
| You do know that bee has a name? It's Bumbles... |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 2/4/2002 4:41:35 PM | Message Detail |
| Really? Where did you get this information? Tell me! So I, too, may have access to the knowledge of the bee! --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 2/6/2002 1:56:50 PM | Message Detail |
| It's a subliminal message in every commercial to date. |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 2/6/2002 8:23:06 PM | Message Detail |
| Oh, subliminal messages. My mind could never think of anything that clever. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 2/7/2002 2:34:26 PM | Message Detail |
| And "Obe yme" is supposed to mean...? |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 2/7/2002 10:34:08 PM | Message Detail |
| I'll never tell. . . Wait a minute, aren't we supposed to be having a war or something? --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 2/8/2002 3:08:30 PM | Message Detail |
| How about this...we rule this board together? We will make history... We will sign the Treaty of Pare-ass...GET IT!? --- "St. Louis Rams quarterback Kurt Warner was seen carrying the Olympic torch--which was then intercepted by Ty Law and returned for a touchdown." Kevin Rudulph |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 2/9/2002 1:45:20 AM | Message Detail |
| Well, we could. . . but what would we do after that? --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 2/9/2002 11:56:50 AM | Message Detail |
| Order twenty P'zones? --- "St. Louis Rams quarterback Kurt Warner was seen carrying the Olympic torch--which was then intercepted by Ty Law and returned for a touchdown." Kevin Rudulph |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 2/10/2002 4:26:26 AM | Message Detail |
| Ok, then. . . Wait a minute, how do I know this isn't some sort of trap? --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 2/10/2002 1:37:16 PM | Message Detail |
| Because...uh... I can tell you some funny jokes involving dead babies and Helen Keller? --- "It's the wholesome snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off!" - Goldfish commercial |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 2/11/2002 12:22:33 AM | Message Detail |
| Sounds good enough to me. *signs treaty* --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 2/11/2002 2:30:35 PM | Message Detail |
| This is a huge day in the Ninja Golf board...huge. *signs treaty as well* --- What is this Ninja Golf I name myself after? |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 2/12/2002 3:59:27 AM | Message Detail |
| Bigger than Arbor Day? Oh, and who's gonna pay for the P'zones? --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
| From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 2/12/2002 1:58:35 PM | Message Detail |
| No, the Democrats love trees too much. But, uhh... Let's see... Think Pizza Hut will allow us to create a tab? --- What is this Ninja Golf I name myself after? |
| From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 2/13/2002 2:32:38 AM | Message Detail |
| Who cares what they think, I'm a Republican. Now that I think about it, I'm sure Pizza Hut will probably let me take what I want. After all, I am legendary. Says so in my profile. --- Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . . |
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