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From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 2/13/2002 2:46:23 PM | Message Detail
I would be a Legend by now if it wasn't for that Karma system.
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What is this Ninja Golf I name myself after?
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 2/15/2002 1:17:56 AM | Message Detail
Well, as it is you're a Veteran. Which may be better, seeing as they have their own holiday.
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Like you actually expected a witty, humorous signature from me. . .
From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 2/15/2002 7:42:20 PM | Message Detail
Yeah, but you know how the saying goes: "Heroes will be remembered, but legends will never die." I want some of that immortality.
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What is this Ninja Golf I name myself after?
Super fighting robot...duh-nuh-nuh-nuh, Mega Man!
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 2/16/2002 9:10:10 AM | Message Detail
Living forever isn't what it's cracked up to be. In 5 billion years when the sun blows up, you'd still be alive, drifting in space, bored out of your mind.
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From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 2/16/2002 1:22:56 PM | Message Detail
Actually, you'll be inside the sun for few billion years since the sun will eat up Earth by expanding.
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What is this Ninja Golf I name myself after?
Super fighting robot...duh-nuh-nuh-nuh, Mega Man!
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 2/17/2002 2:51:14 AM | Message Detail
So instead of drifting in space for all eternity, I burn for all eternity. Sounds fun.
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From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 2/17/2002 6:34:04 PM | Message Detail
Well... For a few billion years. But, anyway, what kind of P'zones do you want?
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What is this Ninja Golf I name myself after?
Super fighting robot...duh-nuh-nuh-nuh, Mega Man!
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 2/18/2002 4:34:06 AM | Message Detail
Canadian bacon with ranch dipping sauce. And a Coke.
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From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 2/18/2002 10:07:38 AM | Message Detail
They only have three kinds: Classic, Pepperoni, and Meaty. I am pretty sure the Meaty one has Canadian bacon in it. So I'll get you that, your ranch sauce, and a Coke.
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"When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get a sensation... Well, I'm just glad I get a sensation!" - Old guy from York Peppermint Patty commercial
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 2/19/2002 9:26:58 AM | Message Detail
Great. And make sure they don't skimp on the cheese!
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From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 2/19/2002 3:36:45 PM | Message Detail
So, like, what do you want to do while we wait for them to come?
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"There's very little I enjoy more than the idea of two attractive men in a relationship."
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 2/20/2002 8:09:13 AM | Message Detail
Hmmm. . .

Let's burn things!
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From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 2/20/2002 6:54:41 PM | Message Detail
No...must...resist. The leprechaun on my shoulder has been telling me that my whole life.
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"Hah! I think you're the one who smells like ****!" SmarterChild being smart with me.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 2/21/2002 10:22:06 AM | Message Detail
Okay. . .

How about flooding?
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From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 2/21/2002 2:30:22 PM | Message Detail
He didn't say anything about that, so why not? I was going to whip out my new GFAQs user name on this post, but I wasted my three messages per hour thing for this hour already.
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"Hah! I think you're the one who smells like ****!" SmarterChild being smart with me.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 2/21/2002 2:59:21 PM | Message Detail
I was referring to houses, not message boards. I've never been modded, and would like to keep it that way. 'Cuz I'm a goody two-shoes.
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From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 2/24/2002 4:53:24 PM | Message Detail
Shouldn't our food be here by now? It's been over 5 days.
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From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 2/25/2002 2:01:57 PM | Message Detail
I know you meant houses, but I really don't make paragraphs when I post most of the time.

Speaking of which, I heard the delivery boy got eaten by a dog...
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"Hah! I think you're the one who smells like ****!" SmarterChild being smart with me.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 2/25/2002 9:21:56 PM | Message Detail
Well then, now we have nothing to wait for.

So. . . what do you wanna do now?
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From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 2/26/2002 8:43:40 PM | Message Detail
Create some sort of government for this board?
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"Hah! I think you're the one who smells like ****!" SmarterChild being smart with me.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 2/28/2002 1:05:07 AM | Message Detail
But we already know the government. Imperial.
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From: Scum | Posted: 2/28/2002 10:30:30 PM | Message Detail
Wow, you guys buried my post. It took me like two minutes to find it. That was mean of you.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 3/1/2002 2:19:05 PM | Message Detail
Yes, shame on us. I'll be sure to punish myself.
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From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 3/2/2002 12:38:18 PM | Message Detail
Imperial shmerial. Don't make me start another war again...
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"Hah! I think you're the one who smells like ****!" SmarterChild being smart with me.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 3/2/2002 12:44:49 PM | Message Detail
Okay, then, what do you suggest?
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From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 3/3/2002 9:41:41 PM | Message Detail
A democracy? Those usually work...
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"Hah! I think you're the one who smells like ****!" SmarterChild being smart with me.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 3/4/2002 1:35:36 PM | Message Detail
But that means we would actually have to listen to the people, and do what they say! That's not power. That's not even half-power. Government wasn't made to serve the people.

As Emperors, we could rule the people with an iron fist. No. . . a titanium fist. We could force the lower class into back-breaking labor and take their money and women. We would tell them it's for their own good, thus stopping any possible threat of rebellion.

Besides, name one democracy that's successful or has been successful.
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From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 3/8/2002 10:58:51 PM | Message Detail
I take it by your silence that you agree.
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From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 3/9/2002 7:26:19 PM | Message Detail
Obey the fist!
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"Hah! I think you're the one who smells like ****!" SmarterChild being smart with me.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 3/11/2002 2:49:52 PM | Message Detail
Ok, Imperial it is. What shall we do first? Tax the people? Unjustly convict and execute the people? Get some people?
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From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 3/11/2002 7:25:30 PM | Message Detail
Let us hang the next person who posts on this topic that doesn't wreak of the awesomeness we do.
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"Hah! I think you're the one who smells like ****!" SmarterChild being smart with me.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 3/12/2002 1:17:24 AM | Message Detail
Excellent. . .
</Mr. Burns voice>
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From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 3/12/2002 1:58:12 PM | Message Detail
You forgot to twiddle your fingers.
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"Hah! I think you're the one who smells like ****!" SmarterChild being smart with me.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 3/13/2002 1:15:50 AM | Message Detail
Oops.

*twiddles fingers*
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From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 3/13/2002 2:01:08 PM | Message Detail
Excellent.
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"Hah! I think you're the one who smells like ****!" SmarterChild being smart with me.
From: outbreakorn | Posted: 3/19/2002 11:42:06 PM | Message Detail
golf
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Damnit, I can't think of anything. Well, since this will be on all my post, I'll say: Twisted Silence...the man who suspended CJayC
{Check Quote}
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 3/21/2002 1:04:08 AM | Message Detail
Hmm. . . that answer lacked awesomeness! Say something awesome or be hanged!
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From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 3/21/2002 2:32:35 PM | Message Detail
Now if he would have capitalized "golf" and put the word 'Ninja' in front of it, it would have owned with awesomeness. But, since this board's government doesn't work that way, you will have to be hanged.

Now we just need something to hang him off of.
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This signature is currently in use for the Ninja Golf Revolution.
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 3/22/2002 1:45:05 AM | Message Detail
Why not the top of this trench? We could use a bungee cord!
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From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 3/22/2002 1:53:32 PM | Message Detail
Yeah, but it is too slanted.
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From: NinjaMaster | Posted: 3/22/2002 2:24:48 PM | Message Detail
Hey, a Ninja like me. Only cooler. I wish I gad a hilarious sport in my name.
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The guy in the mirror is trying to kill me.
‡FFT UnLegend‡ +10 karma
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 3/22/2002 9:54:35 PM | Message Detail
This one openly admitted he wasn't as cool as us. And he misspelled "had". We should take care of him, too. . .

I know! We'll gut him, then use his intestines to hang the other guy off the Statue of Liberty! Then I'll say something witty, like "I won't give you liberty, but I'll give you death!".
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From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 4/8/2002 10:28:27 PM | Message Detail
This historic topic must be preserved!
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From: Ninja Golf | Posted: 4/9/2002 2:05:16 PM | Message Detail
You are the one who said you wanted this topic to die to bury the hate we used to have for each other.
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Percival + Braford's horse > Braford :)
Percival < Arlon :(
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 4/9/2002 10:12:12 PM | Message Detail
That was Pineapple Hill. This topic chronicles the time when we signed the treaty.
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From: Scum | Posted: 4/16/2002 9:20:56 PM | Message Detail
You did it again! Only not so much this time. Hey, is that a flower?
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 4/17/2002 12:32:28 AM | Message Detail
Yep.

*stomps on flower*
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From: Scum | Posted: 4/17/2002 4:29:26 PM | Message Detail
Hey, that's my future lunch you're stomping! Quit it!
From: Starman Deluxe | Posted: 4/17/2002 5:35:00 PM | Message Detail
Oh, so it is. . .

*stomps harder*
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From: Scum | Posted: 4/17/2002 5:59:52 PM | Message Detail
Fine, I'll just have to eat your foot then. Would you help me out and cut it off for me? Thanks in advance.
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