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I hereby claim this board in the name of DHX Heavy Industries!
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From: SuperMECHA
| Posted: 11/1/2004 6:49:20 AM | Message Detail
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...The proud manufacturers of the current series of J-Type ION fusion core SuperMECHA's.
As ruler of this board, I will use this place as a base of operations to recharge my systems and make preparations for future battles. Feel free to come in and relax and enjoy some Karma Koffee! Ahhh... soothing hot-oil bath feels goooooood...
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-/SuperMECHA/- A 90 foot tall, Triple-flux Nuclear ION fusion Core, Supergrade-class Tactical Defense & Assault RoboMecha, with deluxe anime styling. |
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From: SuperMECHA
| Posted: 11/1/2004 7:54:13 AM | Message Detail
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HA!! I got it right this year!! Wo0o0t! pWNED!
Anywayz, HAPPY 2 YEARS Burfday!!! We've been here this long and still going strong!
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I just want to take this time to thank the little people.. whom I STEPPED ON in order to reach this incredible new height!!! And we must also not forget that even though our success here was hard fought, we must remember those who came here and failed. No wait, those who came here TO fail!! They tried to shut us down many times! But like an overly endowed fat woman wearing Spandex™, their hits merely bounced right off! This is a Secret Base, People! You don't think we have highly technical and advanced defensive countermeasures and tactics? All Tresspassers will be fed sushi, exposed to the T-Virus, forced to play Super Robot Taisen Compact for Wonderswan Color, and umm.. shot! Umm... out of a cannon! Into a river of festering burfday frikken cakes!! Yea so put THAT in yer pipe and smoke it!!
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Now for some random fun!!
Q.) Where does Uranium come from?
A.)__________________ (answers will be printed upside down at the bottom of this page)
Ok enough fun!, Man I'm beat. What a frikken day! Whew! Hell yea! I'm up for some frikken sausages. Lets join Fryer Bill out on the patio for some homecooked grilled goodness.
Ahh, them babies are sizzlin! Tell us Fryer Bill, what is the secret for perfect grilled sausages?
"Well, Chuck,... life is a game. A game of circles. And in this game we must continually strive for circular greatness! Though in order to truly succeed, you must become a triangle. I just simply apply this view into my sausages and they usually turn out right!"
Solid. Okay lets turn this over to our Live presentation! We've got a smashing musical number lined up as well as some animals here that we'd like to show you, and of course Lord Biscuit has just arrived. But first, Ladies and Gentleman, The President of the United States:
Mr. Bush: "Americans, it's not every day that a secret b0ard, or any board for that matter, endures its second year. But when one does, the meaningfulness is nothing less than spectacular! Wait a minute.. What the Hell is that--
"You're watching Seinfeld here on NBC. On tonight's episode, George discovers that his father has breasts!
George: My father opened his shirt...
Jerry: Yeah, and?
George: Tell him Kramer.
Kramer He had Breasts.
[Audience laughter]
Jerry: What d'you mean, breasts!
George: Big breasts!
[Audience laughter]
Will Kramer's new invention "The Bro" size up? Or will Estelle latch on?? Coming up next here on Seinfeld!
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\\-SuperMECHA-// A 90ft tall, ION Fusion Core, Supergrade-Class Tactical Assault RoboMecha, with deluxe anime styling.
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From: Xim
| Posted: 11/1/2004 1:29:54 PM | Message Detail
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Dude, there's still like 10 1/2 hours till the anniversary..
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
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From: SuperMECHA
| Posted: 11/1/2004 4:07:25 PM | Message Detail
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Who said any of that was for the anniversary??
o.0
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\\-SuperMECHA-// A 90ft tall, ION Fusion Core, Supergrade-Class Tactical Assault RoboMecha, with deluxe anime styling.
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From: Xim
| Posted: 11/1/2004 7:05:49 PM | Message Detail
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From: SuperMECHA | Posted: 11/1/2004 7:54:13 AM | Message Detail
HA!! I got it right this year!! Wo0o0t! pWNED!
Anywayz, HAPPY 2 YEARS Burfday!!! We've been here this long and still going strong!
Explain that one, you smooth-talker, you.
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003 |
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From: SuperMECHA
| Posted: 11/1/2004 9:59:06 PM | Message Detail
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Ok, and I'll Type very sloooowly so you can understand me better!
Back on the planet where I come from, our youngest mechas who reach their 200th age must pass a test for maturehood. In this test, they must prove themselves by successfully surfing a wave while burping (also known as 'burfing'). Upon completion of this excersise, the young mecha finally passes into maturehood, and is then awarded #7671,000.000-boy hard currency to start out in life, and is recognized by his peers as a true supermecha! This day of acheivement is known as his Burfday!!
So.. ya, u got pWNED AGAINzOrZ!!
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\\-SuperMECHA-// A 90ft tall, ION Fusion Core, Supergrade-Class Tactical Assault RoboMecha, with deluxe anime styling.
XBL:Shogo XP |
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From: jimmy boy
| Posted: 11/1/2004 11:44:44 PM | Message Detail
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powering |
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From: SuperMECHA
| Posted: 11/2/2004 12:10:17 AM | Message Detail
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Ok, Happy 2 Year Anniversary, Secret Base!
To you and yours... Happy Super-Robot-Taisen-Compact-Secret-Board Day!
From SuperMECHA and his Family and Friends, well-wishers, associates, administrators, crew, business organizers, and future sworn enemies!
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\\-SuperMECHA-// A 90ft tall, ION Fusion Core, Supergrade-Class Tactical Assault RoboMecha, with deluxe anime styling.
XBL:Shogo XP |
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From: Xim
| Posted: 11/2/2004 12:10:29 AM | Message Detail
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Happy 2 years. Fo reals.
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003 |
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From: SuperMECHA
| Posted: 11/2/2004 12:11:27 AM | Message Detail
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OMG, HA! LMAO!
I was off by only 2 SECONDS!!! Wooot!!
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\\-SuperMECHA-// A 90ft tall, ION Fusion Core, Supergrade-Class Tactical Assault RoboMecha, with deluxe anime styling.
XBL:Shogo XP |
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From: SuperMECHA
| Posted: 11/2/2004 12:12:58 AM | Message Detail
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oh yeaaah, Oh yeaaah, go meee go meee, beat Xiiim beat Xiiiim, Cuz issmah Burfday! issmah Burfday! oh yeaaah!
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\\-SuperMECHA-// A 90ft tall, ION Fusion Core, Supergrade-Class Tactical Assault RoboMecha, with deluxe anime styling.
XBL:Shogo XP |
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From: Xim
| Posted: 11/2/2004 12:13:24 AM | Message Detail
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I was simply concurring..
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003 |
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From: jimmy boy
| Posted: 11/2/2004 3:00:16 AM | Message Detail
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charging |
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From: SuperMECHA
| Posted: 11/2/2004 7:51:08 AM | Message Detail
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Better luck Next Year!
MWA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAR!!
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\\-SuperMECHA-// A 90ft tall, ION Fusion Core, Supergrade-Class Tactical Assault RoboMecha, with deluxe anime styling.
XBL:Shogo XP |
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From: jimmy boy
| Posted: 11/2/2004 6:04:03 PM | Message Detail
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charging
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From: jimmy boy
| Posted: 11/3/2004 2:06:11 AM | Message Detail
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powering... |
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From: jimmy boy
| Posted: 11/4/2004 6:39:53 PM | Message Detail
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powering.....! |
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From: Xim
| Posted: 11/5/2004 10:21:29 PM | Message Detail
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No, seriously. I saw you post, and I was congratulating you. I wasn't also trying to get the first post of Year 2. That's nonsense! The clock was off I tell you! What post?! It was like that when I got there! I don't know you people!
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
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From: jimmy boy
| Posted: 11/6/2004 8:58:42 AM | Message Detail
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powering |
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From: jimmy boy
| Posted: 11/7/2004 2:42:02 AM | Message Detail
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pwering up |
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From: Xim
| Posted: 11/7/2004 10:09:15 AM | Message Detail
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What is this, a Dragon Ballz episode?
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
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From: jimmy boy
| Posted: 11/10/2004 6:49:35 PM | Message Detail
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hummmuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa charrrging |
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From: mario man4
| Posted: 11/10/2004 8:00:20 PM | Message Detail
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You forgot to put the plug in.
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|\/|ÁRÎÕ |\/|@Ñ 4
http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/gentopic.php?board=19354 |
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From: jimmy boy
| Posted: 11/11/2004 2:53:27 AM | Message Detail
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plug s and re-charging |
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From: Xim
| Posted: 11/14/2004 4:57:17 PM | Message Detail
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Hey, stop that! That's the last time your father and I give you a credit card.
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
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From: jimmy boy
| Posted: 11/15/2004 5:31:32 AM | Message Detail
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charging again... |
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From: jimmy boy
| Posted: 11/16/2004 3:12:57 AM | Message Detail
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post post post... |
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From: jimmy boy
| Posted: 11/17/2004 4:16:22 AM | Message Detail
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charge charge charge!! |
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From: jimmy boy
| Posted: 11/18/2004 7:05:18 PM | Message Detail
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jimmy boy charge |
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From: jimmy boy
| Posted: 11/22/2004 12:14:00 AM | Message Detail
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charge jimmy charge |
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From: SuperMECHA
| Posted: 11/25/2004 6:58:42 AM | Message Detail
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Well it's once again time for that Annual (hehe) wishing of Happy Thanksgiving and going down the old "Now Playing" list, sooooo's...
HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!
Currently Playing:
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Halo 2 - XBOX 80%
Riddick - XBOX 5%
Godzilla: Save The Earth - XBOX 5%
Maple Story - PC 4%
X-men Legends - XBOX 2%
The Sims Online -PC 1%
Midtown Madness 3 - XBOX 1%
Return to Castle Wolfenstein (STILL!!! OMG!) - XBOX 1%
Fable - XBOX .75%
Burnout 3 - XBOX .25%
Dirtbags
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\\-SuperMECHA-// A 90ft tall, ION Fusion Core, Supergrade-Class Tactical Assault RoboMecha, with deluxe anime styling.
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From: Xim
| Posted: 11/25/2004 8:46:43 AM | Message Detail
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Happy Turkey Day! Unless you're not American. Or a Communist. Oh, forgive me, the buzz word this decade is "terrorist".
Currently Playing:
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Spyro The Dragon 2 - PSX 0% (Every Thanksgiving I play one of the Spyro games, it's a tradition.)
Morrowind: Game Of The Year Edition - XBOX Just Have Bloodmoon To Do%
Disgaea - PS2 100% but a few sidequests left
Final Fantasy VII - PSX 75%? (I only play this when one of my friends is over, otherwise I've beaten it many times)
Tetris - CALCULATOR addictive%
http://www.merlinwebdesign.com/games_merlin_revenge_game.shtml - INTERNET and the second one too%
Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time - N64 no, I've still never beaten it%
Hey, Johnny Park! - Foo Fighters - WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYER I guess the song is about halfway through%
The Backwards Journey - GAMEFAQS like 2%
Life - THE REAL WORLD Been playing for 19 years, and still 0%
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
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From: jimmy boy
| Posted: 11/27/2004 11:18:28 AM | Message Detail
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powering.. |
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From: jimmy boy
| Posted: 11/28/2004 8:21:10 PM | Message Detail
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powering up |
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From: SuperMECHA
| Posted: 11/28/2004 9:19:39 PM | Message Detail
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??? Hey Jimmy Boy. You know, technically, you only need to post once in order to generate Karma. After which, you just simply need to just Log In, and you receive your karma for each day, every day your post is up which, on this board, seems like it will be for quite a while.
If you wish to continue to contribute to the madness that is this board, try removing one half of your brain and post the first thing that comes to mind when someone utters the word: Mayonnaise! Then, AND ONLY THEN, will you fit in around here! =P
Happy Motoring!
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\\-SuperMECHA-// A 90ft tall, ION Fusion Core, Supergrade-Class Tactical Assault RoboMecha, with deluxe anime styling.
XBL:Shogo XP |
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From: jimmy boy
| Posted: 11/29/2004 10:52:45 PM | Message Detail
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powring... |
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From: Xim
| Posted: 11/29/2004 11:16:39 PM | Message Detail
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Now that's just not cool.
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
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From: jimmy boy
| Posted: 12/6/2004 9:55:10 PM | Message Detail
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powering down |
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From: jimmy boy
| Posted: 12/7/2004 3:31:16 AM | Message Detail
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i want some karma coffee |
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From: jimmy boy
| Posted: 12/8/2004 4:53:51 AM | Message Detail
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i did post ONLY once a day, it seems like nobody else is posting except me |
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From: Xim
| Posted: 12/8/2004 6:04:37 AM | Message Detail
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No, no. Mecha was saying what he was saying. You only need to have one active post -- total. Not one per day. You get Karma just by logging in assuming you only have one active post.
Actually, I think I remember NinjaMaster saying you only need to log in, you don't even need any active posts. But he was probably just hopped up on opium.
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
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From: SuperMECHA
| Posted: 12/9/2004 2:04:10 AM | Message Detail
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Awww, how precious! Isn't he just DELICIOUS!!
Yes, dear, you do not need to post once per day, in fact, it's good to let this board rest every now and then. It just had it's birfday and now it's going on its 3rd year! She's gett'n along in years, ya kno, kiddo! Best just ta take it easy on 'er.. if ya's knoo what I mean there, yuk yuk *wheeze*
What I was saying earlier is that if you never posted again, yet still just log on, you will get one point of karma added to you each day you simply just log on, just for having a post here!! ISN'T THAT MARVELOUS!!!???
But DO feel free to post any OTHER incessant ramblings of your tortured mind whenever you feel the need to be understood by those who know Fear in its most marshmallowey puffyness state!!
Cheers!
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\\-SuperMECHA-// A 90ft tall, ION Fusion Core, Supergrade-Class Tactical Assault RoboMecha, with deluxe anime styling.
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From: jimmy boy
| Posted: 12/9/2004 3:46:35 AM | Message Detail
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ok thanks for the info |
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From: SuperMECHA
| Posted: 12/9/2004 1:52:26 PM | Message Detail
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Aww, shucks! Think nothing of it!
DAMN I love the Holiday Season!!
*sniff*
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\\-SuperMECHA-// A 90ft tall, ION Fusion Core, Supergrade-Class Tactical Assault RoboMecha, with deluxe anime styling.
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From: SuperMECHA
| Posted: 12/17/2004 5:57:19 AM | Message Detail
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WOA! Judging by early indications... I might actually get presents this year!! That "tree" thingy REALLY WORKS!!
/Krestan
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\\-SuperMECHA-// A 90ft tall, ION Fusion Core, Supergrade-Class Tactical Assault RoboMecha, with deluxe anime styling.
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From: _Minnow_
| Posted: 12/21/2004 7:10:01 AM | Message Detail
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Why buy a tree when you can buy a trer?
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From: NickBush24
| Posted: 12/24/2004 8:26:52 PM | Message Detail
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Because I can't find trers in stores.
And when I can, they want $500 for one. Cheap bastards.
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The OU Sooners: We are so much better than USC.
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From: SuperMECHA
| Posted: 12/25/2004 6:34:31 PM | Message Detail
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DHX Heavy Industries, The proud manufacturers of the current series of J-Type ION fusion core SuperMECHA's, would like to extend its warmest wishes to you and yours this Holiday Season. Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah, to you all, and a safe, happy prosperous New Year as well. We here at DHX Heavy Industries know that this is a very special time of year. A time for family and friends. A time to bring loved ones close to you for holiday yuletide cheer. As you celebrate the holidays, remember that DHXHI will always be working hard to provide you with the very latest in cutting-edge SuperMECHA's. Just look at the success of our current model, the J-Type with the ION fusion core. As you have witnessed here on this very board, this model is as stable as they come! I'm sure you all have enjoyed the company of this advanced, no-nonsense thinking machine. Therefore we humbly ask that you take the time this holiday season and SEND THIS POOR UNIT SOME FREEKIN PRESENTS!!! This is the SECOND year in a row in which it has been shown no kindness!! It even put out a tree this year!! Ok, Granted, it was a Banzai Tree, but honestly, have you people NO LOVE!!!????? You all should tie yourselves up with garland and throw yourselves into the fireplace and DIE!!!!!!!!!
DHX Heavy Industries (Nasdaq: DHX) is a world reknown corporation that has been serving 27 international governments and 11 private sector businesses for over 20 years. Thier high-quality assault robo-mechas are the finest the world has seen.
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\\-SuperMECHA-// A 90ft tall, ION Fusion Core, Supergrade-Class Tactical Assault RoboMecha, with deluxe anime styling.
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From: Xim
| Posted: 12/25/2004 9:43:34 PM | Message Detail
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Aw, no presents for Mecha? Here, you can have this gift certificate for JC Penny's. I'm pretty sure there's nothing left on it anymore, but you might be able to trade it to a starving family for some pocket change, which you could then use to play the stock market, then take your investment even further and head to Vegas. You'll make millions!
But then, one would have to wonder how you would do good in the stock market in the first place. I mean, sure, it's easy to sit there and say you want more money. Which I guess is what I like about it. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.
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From: SuperMECHA
| Posted: 12/26/2004 12:23:20 AM | Message Detail
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Answer to Puzzle found on this page:
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(NOTE: Turn monitor upside down to achieve proper effect!)
A:) Uranus
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\\-SuperMECHA-// A 90ft tall, ION Fusion Core, Supergrade-Class Tactical Assault RoboMecha, with deluxe anime styling.
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