You’re against government programs, but expect your Social Security checks on time.
You believe that pollution is OK, so long as it makes a profit.
You believe in prayer in schools, as long as people don't pray to St. Mary, Allah, Krishna, or Buddha.
You know you love Jesus and that Jesus loves you and that Jesus shares your hatred of AIDS victims, homosexuals, and President Clinton
You believe that it was wise to allow Ken Starr to spend $50 million dollars or more in attack President Clinton because no other U.S. presidents have ever been unfaithful to their wives.
You believe it is wise to keep condoms out of schools, because we all know if teenagers don't have condoms they won't have sex.
You believe that socialism hasn't worked anywhere, and that Europe doesn't exist
.You believe the AIDS virus is not important enough to deserve federal funding proportionate to the resulting death rate and that the public doesn't need to be educated about it, because if we just ignore it, it will go away.
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