Invading the Fellowship

 

Disclaimer: We don't own the Fellowship. Or any of the other characters that happen to appear. Sad to say, I know. Katie came up with the ideas to this, we just went along with her.

 

 

It was once again third hour, Thursday, to be exact, so Katie and Renee were stuck in the bleachers of WHS South Gym doing the usual: absolutely nothing.

            “If I ever play turnip-ball again I’m going to explode.” Katie leaned back, damaging her backbone even more than she already had.

            “There’s no such thing as turnip-ball!”

            “If they have pickleball, they have turnip-ball,” Katie protested.

            “Hey guys.” Sami crawled up the bleachers, Megan behind her.

            “What’re you doing here?” Renee asked, confused. She blinked. “It’s the middle of third hour!”

            “Picture day for Scholar Bowl, remember?” Sami grinned.

            “Guys…we better run!” Katie jumped off the bleachers. “Creepy girl at 6 o’clock!” She pointed over at Cynthia, the freaky girl who never left her and Renee alone during that hour.

            “Let’s sneak in Ms. Borger’s office,” Renee suggested.

            “Er…why?” Sami raised an eyebrow.

            “I dunno.” Renee shrugged.  The four of them, obviously having nothing better to do, snuck into the office and shut the door.

            “XD…now what?” Katie asked, knocking something over as she turned around. She put a look on her face and pointed to Megan. “She did it!” Before Megan could argue back, there was a loud explosion.

            “What’s going on?” Renee asked as they snuck under the bleachers. “What the—”

            Orcs were running about, directing the entire school to the doors. Mr. Brown, wearing a brown robe, was leading the orcs to a portal.

            “I knew he couldn’t be trusted!” Megan snapped her fingers. “Mr. Brown works for Sauron the White!”

            “Don’t you mean Saruman?” Sami questioned.

            “No, apparently Sauron finally hear d about Visine tears, and he’s no longer has red-eye.”

            “XD…that’s punny…well, let’s go after them!” Katie stood up and charged to the portal.

            “Shouldn’t we pack first?” Megan asked.”

            “Nah. We’ll get stuff later.” Renee stood up and ran after Katie.  One by one, the four friends stepped in, reappearing in Middle Earth. They landed on a bright marble floor.

            “XD that was fun!” Katie sat up. “Ooooh…Elfy people!”

            “I’d say we’re in an Elven city.” Sami looked about before getting hit on the head by her backpack. “OW!”

            “Hey, my stuff’s all here,” Renee said, opening her pack.  “Must have been transported here.”

            “I’ve got it!” Megan piped up. “I knew this place looked familiar! We’re in Rivendell!”

            “Sounds like a shoe brand…” Katie stood up, dusting herself off.

            “Second shop on the left,” said an Elf girl as she walked by.

            “Let’s go buy Elf-shoes!” Katie grinned, but Megan pulled on her backpack, stopping her.

            “We’re already somehow wearing Elf-attire,” Megan pointed out.

            “But…can’t I get some tights and a tunic with a lil’ green hat?”

            “No more Zelda for you!” Megan laughed.

            “Hey! Look!” Renee suddenly shouted. She pointed to the Elves down below.  “OH MY GOD IT’S LEGOLAS!!” She, Sami, and Megan started squealing.

            “Oooh…shiny…” Katie saw a shiny gold ring on the table far below. If Megan hadn’t stopped her, she would have fallen out the window.

            “If you got a hold of that, it’d be the end of the world as we know it!”

“What’s wrong with living in houses made out of cupcakes?” Katie asked innocently.

            “Ants,” Sami blurted out.

“Oh…” Katie looked dejected for a moment, then brightened up. “Hey! Let’s join the Fellowship! We could see ringwraiths, trolls, orcs…and…um…stuff!” She grinned broadly.

            “And we can spend some quality time with Legolas!” Megan clamped her hands to her face and sighed.

            Katie was about to say something when she spotted a familiar-looking Elf. "Haldir!…You're not in Loth…Lother…whatchamacalit, but oh well!"

            "Do I know you?" the bewildered Elf asked.

            "Well, you do now, but you're gonna come along with us and protect me from Sam!" Katie replied.

            "Oh, okay." Haldir blinked, holding up a big sign reading, "HELP ME", in Elf-runes as Katie dragged him to the Council of Elrond, the three others following her.

            Sam was the first to see them. "Save me from the scary ladies, Mr. Frodo!" he screeched, diving behind Frodo as Katie hid behind Haldir.

            "Don't worry," said Boromir. "Whoever these intruders are, I shall smite them with the Horn of Gondor…somehow…"

            "That, or a fishstick." Renee, Katie, Sami, and Megan started laughing about some inside joke.

            "Oh yeah? Well, I'll smite you with…um…" Megan dug through her backpack.

            "A Harry Potter book?" Renee suggested.

            "No! My pretty HP book!" Megan clutched the 734-page book she held. "Mine…"

            "Oh, screw this," Katie said, taking out the Rod of Seasons and bonking Boromir on the head with it.

            "Yay!" cheered Aragorn. "Can I be King now?"

            "What does killing Boromir have to do with being King?" Legolas asked, as he tried to push Sami and Renee out from his personal bubble.

            "Everything has something to do with being King," Aragorn pouted.

 

            "Hey, what's this?" Katie said, leaping up onto the table and picking up the ring. The Council gasped in horror.

            "No! Don't!" Frodo cried.

            "XD…I'm not gonna drop it—oops!" Katie said, pretending to drop it, but catching it before it fell. She tossed it around in the air, teasing Frodo. "Catch it if ya can!"

            "Leave Mr. Frodo alone!" Sam pulled a pitchfork out of nowhere and pointed at her.

            "EEEEEEEP! Haldir, HELP!" Katie jumped behind Haldir. Haldir hurled a chair at Sam, who ran behind Frodo again. "XD…thanks cool Elf-bodyguard-sir-Haldir!"

            "…Sure…" Haldir said, sitting back down.

            "Well, I don't want this anyway," Katie said, and she flipped the ring back onto the table. "It's ugly."

            "You…can resist its power?" Elrond asked, disbelieving.

            "I guess so…what's it for?"

            "The history of the ring…" Elrond began, but Katie had already fallen asleep, leaning against Haldir.

            "Make it brief, Elrond." Megan joined Sami and Renee in grooming Legolas.

            "I'm so pretty!" he sang happily.

            "Katie! Wake up!" Sami whispered loudly, chucking a marshmallow at her head.

            "K." Katie sat up.

            "We have to destroy the Ring," Gandalf proclaimed. He stood up.

            "Well, we've said that about twenty times, old man," Some Guy said. "You dozed off."

            "Sorry, Some Guy. I must now inform you of Morton the Brown."

            "That's my chemistry teacher!" Megan gasped, then burst out laughing with the other three teenage girls.

            "Can we destroy it?" Katie asked. People jumped up and immediately started fighting, until Frodo spoke up. Well, they kept fighting after Frodo spoke up too.

            "I'll do it," he said, except no one heard him. "I'll take the Ring."

            "Aww, poor Frodo," Megan said. "No one listening to him but us!"

            "Hey people! SHUT UP!" Renee screamed. Everyone quit fighting to look at her. "Uh…

            "Frodo has something to say," announced Katie, shoving him toward the people.

            "I will take the Ring."

            "A hobbit?" Some Guy said.

            "Yeah, why not? They're durable, small, they live long, and can resist stuff…"Katie rambled until Sami kicked her. "K, I’m done."

            "Sam at 3 o'clock," Megan whispered to Katie. Katie motioned for Haldir, who took care of Sam.

            "Can we have cool Elven names?" Sami asked Elrond.

            "Very well." He nodded, and turned to Katie. "Since you can resist the Ring, your name shall be Selistia."

            "If that means retard, I'm gonna kick you ¬.¬…"Katie grumbled.

            "Er…it doesn't." Elrond turned to the next girl.

            "Me!" Sami exclaimed.

            "Right…" Elrond thought for a moment. "How about Angaalkariel?"

            "Hey, whaddya know? That website-name-generator-thingy-thing was right after all," Sami said in surprise.  "Cool."

            "Can I be next? Ooh, pick me! Pick me!" Megan was jumping up and down in excitement.

            "Okay, you're Marille."

            "Marril!" Katie whispered loudly, having spent a little too much time with her Pokémon.

            Elrond looked at the last girl. "Er…Elanor. It's an Elven flower."

            "Cool," said Renee. "I get to be named after an Elven flower." She stuck out her tongue at Sami, who repeated the gesture.

            "Can we leave now?" Aragorn asked impatiently. "The sooner we leave, the sooner we return, the sooner I get to be King. I wanna be King!"

            "All right, fine, good riddance." Elrond practically pushed the expanded Fellowship out the doors of Rivendell, ignoring Arwen's pleading to say goodbye to Aragorn.