Invading the Fellowship
Part Twenty-Six
Frodo was still mumbling in the front seat.
“Frodo,” Megan began lecturing, “you are supposed to be the Ringbearer. You cannot allow this evil to take you over.”
Frodo muttered under his breath some more.
“Okay Peter, take the webs off.” Peter reached over and cut the webs off.
“I DON’T WANT TO GIVE UP THE RING!” Frodo yelled.
“You just did backses there,” Gollum pointed out. “You could gives it to me…my precioussssss…”
“Gollum, no.”
“Wellses…”
“A temporary demon came over me. This voice inside my head told me to give it up. It kind of had a southern accent…”
“Oh boy…” Megan rolled her eyes.
***
“Haha! Haldir! Orc!” Renee screamed.
“Now wait, Renee-sama. Do not just run after it.”
Renee stopped in mid-leap. She kind of hovered in midair for a second before crashing to the ground.
“Er…then…what do I do?” she asked.
“Be patient! Control your mind and—”
“Oh, enough of patience! I’ve had it already! Can’t I just go?”
“No. Wait here. We must discuss our attack plans.”
***
“So, Merry, let’s go to the front desk and see who we have to welcome.” Pippin said.
“Uh, weren’t we supposed to wait at the gate for people?”
“Yeah, but no one goes to the gate anymore! They get in through the Holiday Inn attached to the back!”
“Oh, okay.” Merry said.
They walked toward the Holiday Inn and opened the doors. They looked in at the continental breakfast going on.
“Merry! FOOD!” Pippin cried.
The two hobbits launched themselves at a pile of biscuits of gravy.
“Now this is good!” Merry said with a full mouth.
“I do believe we have found our lost friends,” a voice said.
Merry and Pippin looked up.
“Gandalf!” Pippin yelled. They latched onto the old wizard.
“Ah, my dear friends,” Gandalf said.
“MERRY! PIPPIN!” Katie yelled from across the room. She raced over to them. “Where’s my Ivan?” she demanded.
“Uh…” Merry looked at Pippin.
“Out…side?” Pippin looked up questioningly.
“ARGH!” Katie screamed.
***
“Think we should go meet Treebeard now, Dew?” Ivan asked.
“I don’t know. I just want some food.”
“Food, food, food. That’s all you ever want.” Ivan gave her a Look.
“>/ So? I’m hungry!” Dew flew in angry circles. “Gimme some bacon!”
“Fine, here.” Ivan pulled some bacon from nowhere and threw it at her.
Suddenly, Katie’s shrieking surrounded them. “I WANT IVAN NOW! GO GET HIM!”
“Katie!” Ivan grinned. “Knew she’d miss me!”
***
“I WANT MY IVAN!” Katie continued ranting, tossing random things around.
“Katie, chill, god, he’s like fifteen,” Link said.
“Link, I’m warning you…” She was cut off by the door opening.
“IIIIIVAAAAAAAN! ^____________^” She ran at him and gave him a big hug.
Link took the Sam-Bat™ and stalked off.
“Okay,” Gandalf said, “now we just need Megan, Frodo, Sam, Draco, Gollum, Renee, Haldir, Aragorn, Oliver, Ewan, and Gimli.”
“How did you know about Draco?” Sami asked.
“Never question a wizard’s sources.”
“Whatever.”
***
“¡No quiero huevos!” A man on the TV hollered at Some Lady (Yes, Some Guy’s sister). Dennis sat on the couch with a box of Kleenex, sniffling and dabbing at the tears running down his face.
“O.o Dude, what in Gondor’s name are you watching?” #3 folded his arms.
“T.T Spanish soaps. Pablo just told Some Lady that he didn’t want eggs!” Dennis began bawling his eyes out.
“T.T It is quite sad,” Saruman agreed, taking the Kleenex from Dennis and blowing his nose.
“x.x Um…I’m gonna go get a tan then. Bye.” #3 crept out the door.
“Hey, what’s going on?” #7 asked, walking down the hall with #3 toward Isengard’s tanning room.
"Oh, you know. Saruman's playing faves with the newbie again." #3 rolled his eyes.
"God, I can't stand the newbie." #7 cringed. "He's so…UGLY…and STUPID!"
"I heard he can't even work a calculator!" #3 smirked.
"O.O Even Larry can work a calculator."
"Heh…that's the sad thing." #3 approached the counter. "Hey Julie. Our tanning beds open?"
"Just a minute." Amanda aka Julie checked the computer. "Yes they are!" She handed them the keys.
"Thanks. Later."
***
"Okay, now if we've all calmed down, we can start up again." Megan had managed to settle down Frodo.
"Yeah, we're okay." Frodo turned on the engine and pulled back onto the road.
"Look at me!" Sam took Peter's mask and put it on his heade.
"Yuck." Peter made a face. "Now I gotta sterilize it." Disgusted, he yanked it off Sam's head.
"Here." Frodo turned on the overhead TV and chucked headphones in the back. "Shut up and watch TV."
"Yay!" Sam, Peter, and Gollum cheered and began watching Pokémon.
"Ah, yes. The power of Pikachu." Megan rolled her eyes.
"Move!" Frodo shrieked, calling to the road. He crashed right into the Kraft® Dairy Fairy®, which flew over the back of the car and lay in the interstate.
"o.o; That was scary." Megan gripped Frodo's hand. Peter picked up a road map and hit Sam.
"Ow! Why won't you hit him?" Sam pointed to Gollum. Gollum patted his sniper rifle and smiled.
"'Cause of that."
***
"T.T I'll never let the evil orcs get you ever again, never ever ever!" Katie huggled Ivan until the point where he was practically turning blue.
"x.x And for that, I thank you, but can you please let me go? x.x I…can't…breathe…" Ivan gasped.
"o.o; Oh, sorry." Katie put him down.
"Hey there munchkin. Long time, no see." Joey waved. He and Ivan went over to the breakfast where Merry and Pippin were still stuffing their faces.
"That is so gross." Legolas made a face.
"Ugh, you're telling me. Hey, you wanna go shopping with me for a bit?" Viole walked up.
"^○^ Sure!" Legolas and Viole dashed off to the mall.
"Guys, there's trees with machine guns outside." Link dropped Some Guy on the ground and handed Gandalf the Sam-Bat™
"Hi everyone!" Megan walked in with Frodo, Sam, Gollum, and Peter.
"…Aren't you supposed to be in Mordor?" Katie asked.
"Yes, but…XD" Megan grinned. Renee, Haldir, Aragorn, Oliver, and Ewan ran in dragging Legolas.
"Hey, we're not supposed to meet up until later," Renee pointed out.
"…So?" Link blinked.
"We'll split up later. We have stuff to do first." Katie dragged everyone upstairs.
"OOO! Food!" Merry and Pippin's eyes widened.
"You can eat that later. Everybody hide, and when Orli leads Sami back in, jump out and yell surprise." Megan and Frodo explained, then went to hide in the closet.
"…Surprise? Link blinked. "Did I miss a memo?"
"It's her birthday," Katie whispered.
"Oh."
"Here she comes!" Renee dashed behind the couch with Gollum and Joey.
