Some People Suck.
I went out into the wild just for YOU. That's right, I went out to explore the stupid and unknown. I went to Beatle Hater's websites! *GASP*
Please don't fear. They didn't corrupt me in any way, shape, or form, but they did give me a big chuckle. I was unaware that so much stupid could recide in such small an area. But never fear. My visit wasn't useless. I even sent a "hate" letter. Giggle. Read it:
If the Beatles stole everything from the Rutles, and the Beatles suck, then what does that say about the Rutles?
:-P And I love the fact that you get more hate mail then support mail. That's just great and it brightens my day. And it also brightens my day that only two of your beatles haters links work. The only reason I'm even here is to link you haters from my Beatles LOVERS website to show the world where an abundunce of the decay of modern day lays. I mean, seriously, I used to HATE the Beatles. In fact, I failed a class in the 8th grade because I never did work, I just tried to prove the Temptations were better then the Beatles all day. But then I realized that, while I may not like the music, the Beatles don't suck. And with that realization, I even started LIKING the music. I guess you have to be big about it, which is something your incapible of doing. Just because we like the Beatles doesn't mean the Rutles suck. They may even be awesome. But some of the bands you've mentioned that the Beatles out shined or whatever don't even exist anymore, some of them are too old for HUGE things to happen now, and then the rest I havn't even heard of. So, why still blame the Beatles TODAY. Like, you said, it was almost 40 years ago. I think YOU'RE the one who needs to get over it.
See, this freak was saying that the Beatles stole everything from the Rutles or something or another. I know what your saying. The Who? The RUTLES. Yeah... I've never heard of them either. Think that may tell us something about the bands quality? hehe... But moving on. Check out this email I got from a Beatle fan! It makes the whole Rutles thing even more funny!
On the "Beatle Haters" page (you've got to laugh about
people like that) you mentioned the Rutles and it
sounded as if you don't know who they are. The Rutles
were created by the British comedian Eric Idle as a
friendly spoof of the Beatles (he was a very close
friend of George Harrison). He got his friend Neil
Innes to write Beatle-like music for an album and they
made a film (a lot of fun to watch, and George
Harrison gets a cameo appearance as a reporter).
The whole thing makes the "The Beatles stole
everythnig from the Rutles" comment even funnier
because the Rutles were 'formed' about 17 years after
the Beatles broke up. If you want to include that
information on your website, you can find more
information about the Rutles (as given in the film) on
a part of my website.
I wanted to show you guys some links to Beatle Haters pages. Just so you could go send a death threat if you wanted (hey, they have some posted up on the webpages that people have sent them. It's... mean. But for a good cause... just stupid) or something. But there was a PROBLEM! See, all the links they had listed (including the OFFICAL Rutles page) didn't work. Yep, the pages expired. Oh well, lack of intrest I suspect. But I did manage to get 3. So here you are:
HELP! The Beatles Suck
Oh! This one's a goldie! Don't go there because the counter is too funny! It says "1 pissed off fans have been here since 2000!" (Well, it may not be 2000, but a long time ago) Wow. So a whole 1 person has visited your site. I'm afraid the Beatle hates will one day over take us all!
Who Needs A Beatles Reunion?>
Wow! Yeah, we need a Beatles Reunion with the whole TWO that could attend. Yeah. There's a brainieack at work there. Wow....
Let It Be
How cleaver! Use a title of a BEATLES song involving PEACE to diss the Beatles. Why not use one from a different band since you hate the Beatles so much? :-P
So, as you can see, the world is filled with Beatle Fans and everybody else is going to have to grow up and get used to it! And if you don't like the Beatles, that's fine. I really don't care. Some of my best friends don't lisiten to them. But grow up about it and don't make stupid websites. Why not spend your time making a website about a band you LIKE? And if your not willing to come out of this stupid hatefull attitude, then(for lack of using bigger words that you might not understand.) you smell like poo