QUOTES

Here are some collected quotes I found all over the internet, and stuff. I get it from all over, I do this crap in my spare time. Hahahaha.

Please...try to be less ugly.

Your village called..their idiot is missing..again.

I'm lost...will you take me home with you?

Please stop annoying me because I am running out of places to hide the dead bodies.

You are who you are, but you're not who you are unless you are someone different.

I am the Lord of the underworld, I am your master. Bow before me, mortal!

The imaginary friends I used to have dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.

Fear me for I have the power to Destroy you.

Shut-up because you know I am right.

Intelligence is like a river - the deeper it is, the less noise it makes.

Don't use a cannon to kill a mosquito, use it to kill your enemy.

Don't help me, you'll only make it worse.

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.

It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Submit to the present evil, lest a greater one befalls you.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.

I choose to live forever, or die trying to.

PESSIMISM: Every dark cloud has its silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each year who are trying to find it.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.