Name:
Joseph the Almighty
E-mail:
RamboIV@gmail.com
Location: Milwaukee, WI
Birthday: 30 August, 1988
Bio: I was born on the great day of...
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...and after the great war, I was offered a position at Dave's Colonoscopy / Machine Parts / Pizza Joint...
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...so I grabbed the toothpick and held it to the villian's face and shouted, "Clean this tooth! You bastard!" Guns roared as I shot and stabbed...
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...in response I was attacked by wild and ravaging man who looked like Ted Danson...
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...after jumping into the white Bronco, I turned to O.J. and said, "Are you sure?"...
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...I knew Stallone had enough when I blatantly said, "Really man, Rocky V was crap"...
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...Run! RUN, DAMN YOU!
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...and that concludes the 17 year journey that I call my life.
Interests: Politics
Funny Stories
the 1980's
Bad movies (e.g. SnakeEater II: The Drug Buster)
Humor (Satire)
Making things up (See "Bio")
Conquering the Romans
Collecting Actual Quotes
Examples:
"It's amazing I won, I was running against peace, properity, and incumbency."
-President George W. Bush
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"If the spotted owl can't adapt to human superiority, screw it!"
-Rush Limbaugh
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"I have two weapons: my legs, my arm, and my brains."
-Michael Vick
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"Senior Republicans certainly expected the President to come clean over Miss Lewinsky."
-Bridget Kendall, Radio 4, U.K.
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"It's gold or nothing...and it's nothing! He comes away with the silver medal."
-Sportscaster and super-jock David Coleman
Blog Created: Thursday, 24 March 2005
Last Updated: Wednesday, 21 June 2006 - 3:09 PM CDT
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