Entry 52
Now Playing: Out of Touch ... Hall & Oates
Topic: Lists for Fun
Hey hey,

I know I have been busy, but here is a list of the top ten greatest car chase movies of all time.

1.) The Road Warrior
2.) Speed
3.) Terminator 2: Judgment Day
4.) Gone in 60 Seconds (original)
5.) Matrix Reloaded
6.) Lethal Weapon 4
7.) Cobra
8.) Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
9.) To Live and Die in L.A.
10.) Duel

Well, it may vary, and I could be wrong, but here is a beauty shot. Best 007 stunt. Ever.

Also, this is good for the heart...

Still also, I am getting a THIRD blog at Rotten Tomatoes so I can be part of a group there with my friends. And I will probably end up converting my blogspot blog into a duo-blog for me and my Republican buddy, Adam. I'll keep you updated.

Shout outs:
Car Chases
Stallone
Governator
Hall & Oates

Just Stupid:
Ignoring my blogs

-Mr. Joseph

Area 51... Damn Book
Topic: Stories, rants, etc.
Coincidentally, I had to read that book for my Science Fiction class at school...

Anyway, sorry to everyone who has been waiting for me to update. Well, after 50+ entries, I'm a bit tired, but I'm back and here are some delights for all of you.

First, awhile ago at work, me and Adam overheard a speaker talking about health foods so here are two quotes we thought were hilarious.

"We're not on Fiber, yet."

"Don't wash your poultry!"

Haha...haha. I guess you had to be there. Adam got a blog, but he doesn't update it. Duh.

Also, here is a great pic of one of our greatest government officials...

And here is one of Bush...

Here is a beautiful picture of me and Terri at Homecoming back in October 2004.

This beauty was featured in our school yearbook! (Also, that shirt I am wearing is NOT tin foil.)

Well, I promise I will update more, but with school it will be a bit tricky...now, off to watch "The Incredible Shrinking Man"!

Don't ask.

Shout out's:
Me and Terri
Adam's Blog
Colin Powell

Just Stupid:
Fiber
Bush
Adam not updating his blog
Area 51

-Mr. Joseph

Entry 50: A Call to Arms
Topic: WARNING: Politics
Last week, in a surprising and immature move, Pat Robertson called for the assassination of Humanitarian Socialist Leader of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez.

In reponse to this incredible act of immaturity and stupidity, I, Mr. Joseph...

...am CALLING FOR THE ASSASSINATION OF PAT ROBERTSON!

((insert scary thunderous music))

Yes, I am calling for the assassination of Pat Robertson.

"I think we should 'take him out', which could mean a number of things, including kidnapping."
-Mr. Joseph (on Pat Robertson)

This quote was overheard by Mr. Joseph while he was talking to himself.

This is the third major attack on Pat Robertson by Mr. Joseph. (The first being an unflattering picture of the Reverend on Mr. Joseph's homepage and the second being "An Open Letter to Pat Robertson")

You can find that letter here on SuperSite II's Entry "An Open Letter to Pat Robertson"

Shout out's:
None

Just Stupid:
Pat Robertson

Next Target:
Evangelist to be determined

-Mr. Joseph

49
Now Playing: Safety Dance ... Men Without Hats
Topic: Complete randomness
There is only one thing we can do in a situation like this...

...

... BANG YO' HEAD!

Just some randomness for you...

-Mr. Joseph

And 4 X 2 is 8 and 4 in front of 8 is 48!
Now Playing: I Think We're Alone Now... Tiffany
Topic: Movie Reviews!
I finally realized what the Hell "Now Playing" is. So, yeah. Also, shut up on my music choice.

OK, so I watched Basic Instinct last night with my girlfriend. And OH MY GOD. Is that an explicit movie!

Wow, there was definitey Joe Ezertas at work here.

Anyway, the famous leg crossing scene was like the most tame part of the movie. So...

Anyhoo, not much going on except that I got my 17th Birthday Party coming up!

Also, what has happened to the media coverage of the Rove/Novak Treason? It seems the "liberal media" theory is false. Hmmm...

You can check out my full review of this horrendous act of treachery here...at Politcal Thunder

Well not much today...

Shout out's:
Sharon Stone (my new favorite actress)

Just Stupid:
Karl Rove
Bob Novak
Joe Ezertas

-Mr. Joseph

47, that's not important, now we got some DIRTY comics!
Topic: Games and other fun stuff
DIRTY as in INNUENDO!

Get it? Get it?

Ok, here we go...

First off, Superman, Batman & Robin must be compensating for something awful.

Look how happy Superman and Batman are.

Next, this "little" beauty...

Now I don't think that was a mistake, do you?

Now, this one doesn't look that bad, but make up your own dialouge and it is evil!

The poor boy is sobbing over Superman's intentions.

Now tell me what is in Batman's heart?

Maybe Robin is right... HA!

Now, Batman is questionable, but Robin? Not so.

Wow, Robin is sure, umm...eager.

This one just made me laugh.

Read the dialogue again and think about it.

Now, Archie gets to play...

...with those mean boys, apparently. Who would have thought?

Again Archie. This one is especially bad. It belongs in the ADULTY section.

Check out the girl in the upper-right hand corner and read what she says...hmmm.

Now this last one confused me a little and scared me a LOT.

What...the...Hell? That...is...terible!

Well, I am now disturbed and I must go to bed.

Shout out's:
Sure as Hell NOT any comic books!

Just Stupid:
Comic books, especially these.

-Mr. Joseph

Forty that Six! : Superman is a DICK
Topic: Games and other fun stuff
Superman is a DICK.

Here's why.

He's being mean to a fat person. Terrible.

This is why he is a horrible adoptive father.

That's just evil.

He would rather pimp out a ho than save a CHILD?! Why Superman? Why oh why oh why?!



This is the clincher. Imagine is this was published today.

I'm sure the people at Action Comic would have perfered if I left this one alone...

Anyway, you can find more here at... Superdickery.com

Also, I think I had an idea for a game like this awhile ago...

Yeah, also, my buddy Mike gave me his livejournal blog and here it is... There Was Nothing To Fear And Nothing To Doubt

Well that's it!

Shout out's:
Mike!
Mike's blog

Just Stupid:
GTA: Iraq
SUPERMAN

-Mr. Joseph

Entry XLV
Topic: Movie Reviews!
Well, well, well...

I'm like, really bored.

I watched this movie last night...

Weird as Hell.

It's about these big, blue giants who keep humans as pets and the humans revolt.

It's actually supposed to represent the Soviet Invasion of Czechoslavakia is the 1960's. (The film was made in 1973) Kind of a political statement film.

It's like the Yellow Submarine but 10x weirder.

BTW: It was all in French. Great.

Here an "official review"

FANTASTIC PLANET (or translated literally from the French—THE SAVAGE PLANET). It is the home to two races: the Oms (a homonym for the French word for Man—"Homme"), who appear to be like us in every respect, and the Traags, blue-skinned giants, who keep Oms as pets and consider them no more than clever animals. FANTASTIC PLANET is the story of one Om, a boy named Terr, who enters the story as a baby when his mother is accidentally killed by a group of young Traags engaged in a bit of rough play. He is adopted as a pet by Tiwa, another young Traag who treats him as kindly as she knows how. Terr grows quickly relative to his "owner"—each of his years are like a week for the Traags—and begins to learn about the world he lives in. When he is old enough, Terr escapes into the outside world where he joins a clan of wild Oms, who face dangers of all kinds—not the least of which is a periodic attempt by the Traags to exterminatate the rapidly reproducing wild Oms. Ultimately, Terr and his fellow Oms find themselves in a fight against total annihilation.
-Gerry Carpenter

Here are some screenshots...

And here is the sick man that created this acid-trip...

Well, enough with weird-ass French films.

ANNOUNCEMENT: For "Name that Stereotype" Round IV, I was going to do the Germans, but now, I must do the French!

Ok, so that's it for now.

Shout out's:
La Planete Sauvage

Just Stupid:
the French

-Mr. Joseph

44 Reasons Why It'll End in '44
Topic: Photoshoppin'
Ok, I have finally completed my world renound autobiography.

To order a copy, send me $3.65

To recieve a copy, ...write it your damn self.

Here we go...

Yes, that's right. Order now, while you can still pay!

Shout out's:
Me
photoshoppin' girlfriend

Just Stupid:
Me ...damn

-Mr. Joseph

Big 43
Topic: Games and other fun stuff
Ok Now it is time for Round III of "Name that Stereotype!"

The Austrians!

Is it A: Arnold Schwarzenegger as a bodybuilder?

B: Arnold as the Terminator?

C: Arnold as Conan the Barbarian?

D: Arnold as Conan the Republican?

E: Arnold as the Governator?

Tough call, huh?

LOL

Shout out's:
Terminator

Just Stupid:
Arnold Schwarzenegger

-Mr. Joseph