62: A rip rap, a rippity rap, a rip rop rippity doo!
Topic: Songs and Quotes
Since my "Catholic Rap" was so popular, I decided to write a follow up...

Pro-Life... or Die!
An anti-Choice Rap
by: 50 Cent Donation

I'm a Pro-Lifer,
I'm a straight up P!
The Right To Life
is the life for me!

((rap music))

I bomb clinics by day
Murder doctors by night
If you say "Choice"
I will fight! (you!)

((rap music))

Oppressing women
is what I do!
I do that through
Operation: Rescue!

((rap music))

War is fine
Death Penalty cool
But there is NO connection:
Abortion and those two!

((rap music))

Let's go bomb Planned Parenthood!
Or burn the Constitution!
Or brainwash Jane Roe!

Word!

Pro-Life!
Pro-Life!
Pro-Life!

Where are the posters of the fake dead babies?
At the bom-- uh, rally...

Shout out to my homies!

Ralph Reed!
He hates women! -- Yeah!

Rick Santorum!
He made his kids kiss a dead baby goodnight!*

Jeb Bush!
He still won't let Terri Schriavo rest!

John Ascroft!
He lost an election to a dead guy!**

OK, it's set!
Let's go!

((explosion))

-End of Rap.

Note:
* -- True
** -- True

Hope you enjoyed it!

-50 Cent Donation (A.K.A. Mr. Joseph)

Shout out's:
My rapping talent

Just Stupid:
Right to Life
Operation: Rescue

Area 61: The Reply
Now Playing: Born in the U.S.A. ... Bruce Springsteen
Topic: Complete randomness
Sorry it has been so quiet here lately... but here...

I can't make a lick of sense of this.

Well, I should post more later. But I have been busy. Also from November 4th to November 26th, I am going to Poland. So pardon my leave of absense. Maybe I will update when I am there and I promise I will update before I leave.

Shout out's:
Everyone that will be at the BIRTHDAY BASH this Saturday.

Just Stupid:
Forbes Insoluable Dry Plates

-Mr. Joseph
PS I should have more photoshop beauties that I have created later.

Entry Sixty
Topic: Photoshoppin'
Here is a sneak preview of the Follies Poster that we did for our school.

For those who have no idea what this is... don't ask.

-Mr. Joseph

Entry 59: Pictures a Go-Go II
Now Playing: Cum On Feel the Noise .... Queit Riot
Topic: Pictures a Go-Go
Well, it has been awhile so I have a plenty pictures to show you and some things to say...

Here we go... first, our President learning to read... on 9/11

Very good, Mr. President, you'll get it eventually.

Next... a man who is a little TOO excited about a bikini.

Dude... calm down.

And finally... a sceen capture from Missing in Action 2: The Beginning. My friend Joe made it for me. Awesome! Thanks Joe!

Wow friggin' wow. Amazing.

That also reminds me that I owe you a tribute to MIA, Jaws, a picture of the redneck truck, and some other stuff. ((Sighs)) I will get to it, don't worry.

FYI: Joe is working on screen captures, so I will tribute MIA whewn I get them.

FYI: I will copy and paste some reviews for Jaws. It will be too long for me to do.

FYI: The redneck truck -- I will get it and scan at school soon.

OK, I also wanted to say that I have been stressed lately and I wanted to thank those who have been helping me out through some hard times. You can leanr more at my Rottentomatoes website (Yes, I sold out.).

I'll give those people a shout out.

What else? Oh -- the Hurrricanes. Not to get onto politics, but WTF Bush? Fuckin' moron.

Check out my political blog to hear my full opinions and see some pretty pictures.

Day to day activity will also be posted on my RT journal. Not here. Here is for funny.

Alrighty then, I think that's it!

Shout out's:
Joe Part II
Jack
Natalie
Terri
Mike
Spencer

Just Stupid:
Prseidnt Bush
Guys who freak out at bikinis

-Mr. Joseph

LVIII: Hymm of a Rapper
Now Playing: The Catholic Rap
Topic: Songs and Quotes
This is a song I made up during Church History.

The Catholic Rap

((Rap Beat))
Yo! Ho-Ho-Holy Spirit!

Word! ...of God!

We hate gays!
We hate women! (Women!)
We hate your sperm
all a-swimmin'! (Swimmin'!)

((Rap Beat))

We fear Muslims!
We hate Jews! (Jews!)
Those damn Protesants
give us the Blues! (Blues!)

((Rap Beat))

Ben 16
is our Pope! (Pope!)
He got elected
by a puff of smoke! (Smoke!)

((Rap Beat))

We are a tool
of the Right! (Right!)
If you disagree,
we will smite! (Smite!)

((Rap Beat))

Crusades!
Ye-Yeah!
Inquisition!
No one expects 'em!
Creationism!
Hell-yeah!

Give a shout out to my homies!
Jerry Falweizzle!
Word up... to Jesus!
Pat RobertO-son!
Yo-Yo!
Kent "Dino" Hovind!
He's da shit!
Big Ben X-V-I!

Evolution!

((Record Stops))

((silence))

What da fuck?!

Abortion!

Oh, shit! Richelieu, waste that prick!

((Gun shots))

-End of song-

...Ah, that's nice. One day I will record it under the name "50 Cent Donation".

Shout out's:
Catholics (I'm one!)

Just Stupid:
The Catholic Rap

-Mr. Joseph

#57
Topic: Complete randomness
Well, I found out today that "SnakeEater III ...His Law" involves bikers and gonorrhea.

You dirty, dirty boy, you.

Shout out's:
The SnakeEater

Just Stupid:
His Law

-Mr. Joseph

Entry 56: Bushed!
Topic: WARNING: Politics
While Chelsea Clinton is living a life of prosperity and progress...

..Jeanna Bush is...

...BUSHED!

LOL!

Anyway, This is a great website for internet cartoons. Especially the "Gay Agenda".

It's at Ebolaworld.com

Well, see ya'll later. (Hurr!)

-Mr. Joseph

5 to the 5 to make the big 55, and Gene Simmons!
Mood:  incredulous
Topic: Celebrities!
I MET GENE SIMMONS!!!

...via phone.

OK, let me tell you the tale.

My mom is in New York right now on a business trip. She works with stockbrokers, so they are all at a seminar or something and none other than Gene Simmons of Kiss is opening up some kind of business. So my mom calls me and tells me this. I think, 'oh, cool'. So my mom (who is normally terrified of celebrities) goes up to him and asks for an autograph and convinces him to talk to me. So she calls me, and I answer (somehow knowing that something was up) "If you are about to give Gene Simmons the phone, I'l have a heart attack."

So she gives him the phone.

Here is the transcript remembered to the best of my ability.

ME: Hello?
Gene Simmons: Hello, Joey?
ME: Yes? Who is this?
Gene Simmons: I'm here with your mom.
ME: Are you Gene Simmons?
Gene Simmons: Yes, I'm Gene Simmons.
ME: Oh my God! That's so cool! Kiss is awesome!
Gene Simmons: Thanks
ME: (Incomprehensible yammering)
Gene Simmons: Well, I have to go now.
ME: Ok, see ya!
((Phone hangs up))

OH MY GOD.

And best of all, mom got some pictures of him actually talking on the phone (to me)!!!

Amazing!

Wow, what a day to be sick!

I'll post the pictures as soon as I get them.

Shout out's:
Gene Simmons
Mom

Just Stupid:
Me yammering

-Mr. Joseph

Entry 54, where are you? : Picutres a Go-Go
Now Playing: She Blinded Me With Science ... Thomas Dolby
Topic: Pictures a Go-Go
"SCIENCE!"
-Thomas Dolby

Well, I have some brilliant pictures for you.

They are from Thissiterocks and are VERY funny.

First, a nice German picture...

A picture from the Polics Files...

"Drop...the beer!"

Our President...reading?

"Hey! All these words are funny-lookin'! ...Oh."

This is just funny.

"I'll just redorkulate the analysis of multiputer recording device with my LASER! And..."

Shout out's:
ThissiteRocks
Thomas Dolby

Just Stupid:
Dubya

-Mr. Joseph

Entry 53: Memories
Topic: Tribute of Honor
This was supposed to be up yesterday...

I remeber where I was when I heard about the planes crashing into the towers. I was in Gym and I thought it was cool because I wanted to be at war. I thought war was cool. (I know, so, so retarded).

I know now that the events that happened 4 years to the day yesterday are NO LAUGHING MATTER. I continue to hope that the victim's families are doing well.

And, I hope President Bush will realize all the things he is doing wrong and changes his policies.

The resolve of our great nation is being tested. But make no mistake, we will show the world that we will pass the test.
* George W. Bush [speech on September 11, 2001]

I hope so, President Bush, I hope so.

"There is no terrorist threat, say it with me..."
-Michael Moore

I'm sorry, but you are wrong this time, Mr. Moore. You are wrong. The London and Spainish bombings are proof of that.

"What?!"
-Me, upon hearing what happened.

It is important we remember to fight terrorism to the best of our abilities. This includes all terrorism, foreign AND domestic (KKK, Operation: Rescue, etc.)

May God Bless America.

Amen,
-Mr. Joseph