68: Merry Christmas
Topic: Complete randomness
Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays!

I just thought I would get in the X-mas spirit by posting this wonderful comic I found at Superdickery.com. It's hilarious.

Enjoy!

Best. Title. Ever.

Good night!
-Mr. Joseph

67 and 2/3
Topic: Announcements
Just a few things my fearless readers should be aware of...

1) I will be hosting a movie marthon on Thursday -- questions? Post a comment or email me.
2) I met Al Franken. I will be post pictures soon.
3) My Poland pictures will be post soon too, I just have to pick them up from Walgreens.
4) Merry Christmas!
5) I'm sorry I have been so lazy in updating, I have been really busy. But don't worry, I'll start updating more frequently.

See ya!
-Mr. Joseph

Entry 66.6: A Tribute to Missing In Action
Topic: Tribute of Honor
Well it has been too long, but I have finally recieved all my MIA Screenshots from my friend, Joe. So here... a review of all three films and some pictures.

Mising in Action (1984)

Missing in Action is Vietnam war movie that has a plot that is almost identical to Rambo: First Blood Part II. Chuck Norris has to go into Vietnam to rescue some left over POW's. The Vietmanese deny there are any, but Chuck Norris knows to much and is able to hun them down and rescue them. (Yawn). The plot is boring, but it makes up for it in the action part. Chuck Norris is an action star for a reason and he kicks some serious ass in it.

Missing in Action 2: The Beginning (1985)

This is supposed to be the story of Chuck Norris before MIA 1 (1984). It's about Braddock's (Norris) story when he served in Vietnam. The entire movie is spend in a POW camp and Chuck Norris has to endure a multitude of torture sequences and a psychotic Vietmanese General before he can escape. Eventually he does in the last action packed 1/2 hour. The movie finishes when he kung-fu's the bad guy to death and then blows him up while saying "You lose". Chuck Norris kicks ass. This movie demonstrates how.

Braddock: Missing In Action III (1988)

This is quite possibly one of the best movies ever made. It starts with Chuck Norris leaving Saigon at the end of the war...wait a second. In MIA 2, he was supposedly held in a POW camp long after the war ended! WTF? ...Anyway, he goes back to civilian life and "12 years after he left", a priest informs him that he has a son and back in 'Nam and the woman he married there is still alive! So he goes to the CIA to find out and the Director, "LittleJohn" (apparently, an olf War Buddy) tells Braddock not to "step on any toes". Chuck Norris responds, "I don't step on toes, I step on necks". Wow. So he goes into Vietnam and kills a bunch of people (Including an ugly, but polite child rapist). He rescues not only his son, but the priest and a full orphanage of children. They make it to the border before the final showdown. Which is awesome. Oh yeah, and his wife dies. Here are some screenshots to help explain the movie...

The villain of the piece, "I am General Qwok!"

The setting of the final confrontation.


Chuck Norris is upset he has to kick more ass before the movie can end.

This priest is either afraid of the enemy helicopter or Chuck Norris' ass-kicking abilities.

Luckily, the army showed up.

Maybe it wasn't so lucky that the army showed up.

An US Army helicopter shows up...

"If he makes one wrong move, we'll crawl up his his ass!"

"You got it!"

The evil General Qwok is frightened!

Meanwhile...

This guys is just happy to be a Communist. Little does he know that Chuck Norris is about to...

...STEP ON HIS NECK!

"I dont step on toes... I step on necks!"

Anyway, the movie is about to end, but Chuck Norris fist teaches his kid how to fire a rocket launcher at Qwok's helicopter. Therefore, resulting in this humorous series of screenshots...

If I need to explain this to you, you are an idiot.

Anyway, these are great movies and Chuck Norris is awesome. Rent 'em and enjoy 'em.

And that's for now. Oh wait, this is a old favorite of mine from Rambo: First Blood Part II...

HE IS THE MUD!

See ya!
Joe

Shout out's:
Chuck Norris
Kohlseph

Just Stupid:
General Qwok

Entry 65: The Pictures' Rejects
Topic: Pictures a Go-Go
Hey Hey

I added a "topic" called "Pictures a Go-Go"!

Here are some pictures that I tried posting awhile ago, but to no avail...

Ann Coulter and her dad...

Is Robin in denial or something? Also, WHY IS BATMAN WEARING PINK? ... Because real men wear pink, that's why.

And now, something you all have been waiting for...

The next MIA III screenshot, made by my good friend, Joe Kohlmann...

"I am General Qwok!"

Shout out's:
Kohlseph, great work!

-Mr. Joseph

*Note: SuperSite II: Bloginator and Mr. Joseph salute Joe Kohlmann for his awesomeness.

64: Pictures a Go-Go... yes, I really love that phrase
Topic: Pictures a Go-Go
OK, I am trying to clean out my pictures file and these are all the picturs I was planning on giving you for now...

Two random comic book pictures...

OK, I don't know HOW this can get any more random -- what the Hell is the carrot doing there?!

And, my personal favorite...

OK, have fun with those -- MIA screenshots and pictures from Poland coming soon!

-Mr. Joseph

63: Lo and behold!
Topic: Announcements
I RETURN!!!!!

I'm back from Poland!

I have pictures and other wonderfulnees for you all a plenty. Give me a few days to develop them and I will update ASAP!

-Mr. Joseph

62: A rip rap, a rippity rap, a rip rop rippity doo!
Topic: Songs and Quotes
Since my "Catholic Rap" was so popular, I decided to write a follow up...

Pro-Life... or Die!
An anti-Choice Rap
by: 50 Cent Donation

I'm a Pro-Lifer,
I'm a straight up P!
The Right To Life
is the life for me!

((rap music))

I bomb clinics by day
Murder doctors by night
If you say "Choice"
I will fight! (you!)

((rap music))

Oppressing women
is what I do!
I do that through
Operation: Rescue!

((rap music))

War is fine
Death Penalty cool
But there is NO connection:
Abortion and those two!

((rap music))

Let's go bomb Planned Parenthood!
Or burn the Constitution!
Or brainwash Jane Roe!

Word!

Pro-Life!
Pro-Life!
Pro-Life!

Where are the posters of the fake dead babies?
At the bom-- uh, rally...

Shout out to my homies!

Ralph Reed!
He hates women! -- Yeah!

Rick Santorum!
He made his kids kiss a dead baby goodnight!*

Jeb Bush!
He still won't let Terri Schriavo rest!

John Ascroft!
He lost an election to a dead guy!**

OK, it's set!
Let's go!

((explosion))

-End of Rap.

Note:
* -- True
** -- True

Hope you enjoyed it!

-50 Cent Donation (A.K.A. Mr. Joseph)

Shout out's:
My rapping talent

Just Stupid:
Right to Life
Operation: Rescue

Area 61: The Reply
Now Playing: Born in the U.S.A. ... Bruce Springsteen
Topic: Complete randomness
Sorry it has been so quiet here lately... but here...

I can't make a lick of sense of this.

Well, I should post more later. But I have been busy. Also from November 4th to November 26th, I am going to Poland. So pardon my leave of absense. Maybe I will update when I am there and I promise I will update before I leave.

Shout out's:
Everyone that will be at the BIRTHDAY BASH this Saturday.

Just Stupid:
Forbes Insoluable Dry Plates

-Mr. Joseph
PS I should have more photoshop beauties that I have created later.

Entry Sixty
Topic: Photoshoppin'
Here is a sneak preview of the Follies Poster that we did for our school.

For those who have no idea what this is... don't ask.

-Mr. Joseph

Entry 59: Pictures a Go-Go II
Now Playing: Cum On Feel the Noise .... Queit Riot
Topic: Pictures a Go-Go
Well, it has been awhile so I have a plenty pictures to show you and some things to say...

Here we go... first, our President learning to read... on 9/11

Very good, Mr. President, you'll get it eventually.

Next... a man who is a little TOO excited about a bikini.

Dude... calm down.

And finally... a sceen capture from Missing in Action 2: The Beginning. My friend Joe made it for me. Awesome! Thanks Joe!

Wow friggin' wow. Amazing.

That also reminds me that I owe you a tribute to MIA, Jaws, a picture of the redneck truck, and some other stuff. ((Sighs)) I will get to it, don't worry.

FYI: Joe is working on screen captures, so I will tribute MIA whewn I get them.

FYI: I will copy and paste some reviews for Jaws. It will be too long for me to do.

FYI: The redneck truck -- I will get it and scan at school soon.

OK, I also wanted to say that I have been stressed lately and I wanted to thank those who have been helping me out through some hard times. You can leanr more at my Rottentomatoes website (Yes, I sold out.).

I'll give those people a shout out.

What else? Oh -- the Hurrricanes. Not to get onto politics, but WTF Bush? Fuckin' moron.

Check out my political blog to hear my full opinions and see some pretty pictures.

Day to day activity will also be posted on my RT journal. Not here. Here is for funny.

Alrighty then, I think that's it!

Shout out's:
Joe Part II
Jack
Natalie
Terri
Mike
Spencer

Just Stupid:
Prseidnt Bush
Guys who freak out at bikinis

-Mr. Joseph