Entry 75: Kent Hovid has a fan?
Topic: WARNING: Politics
I just recently got this comment posted... I'm speechless...

Saturday, 28 January 2006 - 2:28 AM CST

Name: kent hovind fan
Home Page: http://blah blah blah
E-Mail: Goupyours@youguysareweird.com

your a @#!%$&* loser. Kent hovind loves science. The stuff(lies) that is being taught in school is what he dislikes.

(No Name)

What "guys"? I'm the only one who operates this blog! Anyway -- this shows the true intelligence of the Christian Fundamentalist Right. Cursing, "blah-blahing", poor grammar, accusations, no facts, and insults.

Wonderful.

Now I will respond. OK, "kent hovind fan", first of all, you're is spelled wrong. "your" is not "you are", that would be "you're". Better get the old grammar book out! Next, Kent Hovind says he "loves" science. What Kent Hovind loves is Christian Science (which is an oxymoron), and he hates Biology and other real science. Next, you forgot to put a space between "stuff" and "(lies)". Also as far as lies being taught in school (I assume you mean evolution), they aren't lies. They are well reasoned out theories relating to the creation of the world (a creation that did happen literally in Genesis 1). Also, it is not very Christian at all to call me a "@#!%$&* loser", because I'm not. I'm funny, I'm intelligent, I have plenty of friends, a great girlfriend, and a great time at school (a Jesuit school, mind you).

Also, what the heck does "Goupyours" mean?

Thank you for your time and hope to hear from you soon. You can apologize at any time!

Now, I will begin a campaign of information about Kent Hovind that is... less than favorable...

See ya!

Just Stupid:
KENT HOVIND
"kent hovind fan"

-Mr. Joseph

Entry 74: EVEN MORE MORE on Pat Robertson
Topic: Lists for Fun
On "Political Humor's" List, the 50 Most Loathsome People in America of 2005, Pat Robertson was #1.

Here's what they put...
1. Pat Robertson

Charges: If Pat Robertson’s local Starbucks caught fire, he would claim that God was punishing them for giving him a caramel latte when he ordered vanilla. Robertson has always been a demonic charlatan with the credibility of Miss Cleo and a lust for Armageddon in his vile, rat-toad heart, but this was really his year to shine. In 2005, Robertson called on God to vacate seats in the Supreme Court (the almighty obliged, killing Rehnquist), advocated assassinating Hugo Chavez, said ‘judicial activists’ were a more serious threat to America than terrorists, called criticism of the war treason, said John Roberts should be thankful for Hurricane Katrina, which he implied was “connected” to Roe v. Wade, attributed Ariel Sharon’s stroke to divine retribution for the Gaza pullout, said “the Antichrist is probably a Jew alive in Israel today,” and implied that God would wipe the residents of Dover, PA off the map for rejecting Creationism. Not to mention raising huge sums of cash from his zombie army, much of which is diverted from his charity operations to his business interests, including African diamond mines. Has long advocated that America simply ignore the Supreme Court. Robertson’s God is an insecure, misogynistic, homicidal fanatic—just like Pat.

Exhibit A: Vehemently opposed to voluntary abortion in America, but okay with forced abortion in China, where his cable investments depend on the good graces of the government.

Sentence: Repeatedly struck by lightning.

You can find the full list here, at Political Humor

Good stuff, indeed...

Not much else for now -- I have some pictures to update relatively soon AND some big news...

I am in the process of making my very own podcast talk show. You can check out my official blog for the show here, at The Joseph Kay Show

Tonight, hopefully, my friend Dan and I will record a test show and upload it onto this blog. Eventually, we will get them onto the podcast directory and I will post all the information here.

It will be a lot of fun... now, on s personal note --some good news... I GOT MY TEMPS!

Woo-hoo!

Shout out's:
Dan

Just Stupid:
Pat Robertson... again

That's it!
-Mr. Joseph

Entry LXXIII: EVEN MORE on Pat Robertson
Topic: WARNING: Politics
I love this picture of Pat Robertson.

-Mr. Joseph

Entry 72: Political Pictures a Go-Go
Topic: Pictures a Go-Go
These are really good...

This is the face of war?

Ahh... that was fun.

See ya!
-Mr. Joseph

71: Fingers and Bush (Get you mind out of the gutter)
These are just some great pictures...

I applaud the guy in the last picture...

See ya!
-Mr. Joseph

Entry 70: Videos a Go-Go
Topic: Videos a Go-Go
Now to have some with video. These links will take you to some great internet video clips.

Chuck Norris on the Tony Danza Show
Chuck Norris on Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Political Bloopers
Bill O'Reilly interviews Jeremy Glick
Michael Moore vs. Bill O'Reilly

That's it! Enjoy!
-Mr. Joseph

One Bad '69: More from Pat Robertson
Topic: Celebrities!
I'm going to start of by saying that I met Al Franken on December 9th and forgot to mention it. I went to a talk he hosted at Alverno College and it was hilarious. My mom took a few pictures, but I don't think they turned out... oh well, just thought I would mention...

Anyway, here is some more from my love/hate (mostly hate) relationship with Pat Robertson. I was bored one day and I went to his website and I saw a "post a comment" section and did so.

This is what I typed...

Subject: I send you a letter...

Dear Mr. Robertson, a few months ago, I sent you a letter. You never
responded! Now all the children at the orphanage are sad and dying!
Please, have mercy and respond!

Do it for the children!
(End)

Recently, I recieved an email from CBN, stating this...

CBN Partner Rep Beth Mon, Jan 9, 2006 at 1:58 PM
To: RamboIV@gmail.com

We appreciate this opportunity to respond to you on behalf of Pat Robertson. Because of the large amount of mail received daily at CBN, Pat is not able to reply to you personally.

In your recent message to us, you mentioned that you had not received an expected reply from a previous contact with us. Please accept our sincere apology to you for our oversight. We would appreciate your resending the concern you expressed to Pat Robertson about the children.

The Christian Broadcasting Network Website - www.cbn.com < http://www.cbn.com/> The 700 Club Prayer Counseling Center - 1-800-759-0700
(End)

I bolded the important part.

Stunning, isn't it? So now, I must reopen my letter and send it again, starting a whole new saga of hilarity with the 700 Club.

God, I love Televangelists!

Shout out's / Just Stupid:
Pat Robertson
CBN
the 700 Club

-Mr. Joseph

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68: Merry Christmas
Topic: Complete randomness
Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays!

I just thought I would get in the X-mas spirit by posting this wonderful comic I found at Superdickery.com. It's hilarious.

Enjoy!

Best. Title. Ever.

Good night!
-Mr. Joseph

67 and 2/3
Topic: Announcements
Just a few things my fearless readers should be aware of...

1) I will be hosting a movie marthon on Thursday -- questions? Post a comment or email me.
2) I met Al Franken. I will be post pictures soon.
3) My Poland pictures will be post soon too, I just have to pick them up from Walgreens.
4) Merry Christmas!
5) I'm sorry I have been so lazy in updating, I have been really busy. But don't worry, I'll start updating more frequently.

See ya!
-Mr. Joseph

Entry 66.6: A Tribute to Missing In Action
Topic: Tribute of Honor
Well it has been too long, but I have finally recieved all my MIA Screenshots from my friend, Joe. So here... a review of all three films and some pictures.

Mising in Action (1984)

Missing in Action is Vietnam war movie that has a plot that is almost identical to Rambo: First Blood Part II. Chuck Norris has to go into Vietnam to rescue some left over POW's. The Vietmanese deny there are any, but Chuck Norris knows to much and is able to hun them down and rescue them. (Yawn). The plot is boring, but it makes up for it in the action part. Chuck Norris is an action star for a reason and he kicks some serious ass in it.

Missing in Action 2: The Beginning (1985)

This is supposed to be the story of Chuck Norris before MIA 1 (1984). It's about Braddock's (Norris) story when he served in Vietnam. The entire movie is spend in a POW camp and Chuck Norris has to endure a multitude of torture sequences and a psychotic Vietmanese General before he can escape. Eventually he does in the last action packed 1/2 hour. The movie finishes when he kung-fu's the bad guy to death and then blows him up while saying "You lose". Chuck Norris kicks ass. This movie demonstrates how.

Braddock: Missing In Action III (1988)

This is quite possibly one of the best movies ever made. It starts with Chuck Norris leaving Saigon at the end of the war...wait a second. In MIA 2, he was supposedly held in a POW camp long after the war ended! WTF? ...Anyway, he goes back to civilian life and "12 years after he left", a priest informs him that he has a son and back in 'Nam and the woman he married there is still alive! So he goes to the CIA to find out and the Director, "LittleJohn" (apparently, an olf War Buddy) tells Braddock not to "step on any toes". Chuck Norris responds, "I don't step on toes, I step on necks". Wow. So he goes into Vietnam and kills a bunch of people (Including an ugly, but polite child rapist). He rescues not only his son, but the priest and a full orphanage of children. They make it to the border before the final showdown. Which is awesome. Oh yeah, and his wife dies. Here are some screenshots to help explain the movie...

The villain of the piece, "I am General Qwok!"

The setting of the final confrontation.


Chuck Norris is upset he has to kick more ass before the movie can end.

This priest is either afraid of the enemy helicopter or Chuck Norris' ass-kicking abilities.

Luckily, the army showed up.

Maybe it wasn't so lucky that the army showed up.

An US Army helicopter shows up...

"If he makes one wrong move, we'll crawl up his his ass!"

"You got it!"

The evil General Qwok is frightened!

Meanwhile...

This guys is just happy to be a Communist. Little does he know that Chuck Norris is about to...

...STEP ON HIS NECK!

"I dont step on toes... I step on necks!"

Anyway, the movie is about to end, but Chuck Norris fist teaches his kid how to fire a rocket launcher at Qwok's helicopter. Therefore, resulting in this humorous series of screenshots...

If I need to explain this to you, you are an idiot.

Anyway, these are great movies and Chuck Norris is awesome. Rent 'em and enjoy 'em.

And that's for now. Oh wait, this is a old favorite of mine from Rambo: First Blood Part II...

HE IS THE MUD!

See ya!
Joe

Shout out's:
Chuck Norris
Kohlseph

Just Stupid:
General Qwok