Entry 93: Pictures!
Topic: Pictures a Go-Go
Here are some more pictures from the archive of my computer...

Nice sign...

See the connection?

SPECIAL: Comic Book covers!

Vicious Propaganda, "Gay City", and the driver in the last one looks like Reagan.

-Mr. Joseph

9 to the 2: World Wide Web Whatever
Topic: Lists for Fun
OK.... this is all the web activity for me right now...

1) Super Site II: The Home Page
2) Political Thunder
3) The Joseph Kay Show Blog
4) MUHS Friends of Islam -- I am the Webmaster for a club at school...
5) The Crypt of Chuck Norris -- My Rotten Tomatoes Movie Review Blog
6) My FaceBook Account -- I also have a myspace, but I'm getting rid of it...
7) The Wikipedia Page for The Joseph Kay Show

That's it for me on the web...

-Mr. Joseph

91(1) in Plane Sight
Topic: Announcements
Hi all,

Sorry it has been so quiet around here... I have been very busy...

Updates coming soon, including a complete update and explanation of my business on the Web.

Expect some news tomorrow or Tuesday.

Thanks,
-Mr. Joseph

91: Don Showalter
Topic: Celebrities!
Today, our school was graced by a magical presence to high school nerds everywhere -- Dr. Don Showalter.

It was amazing. He did a great perfomance. He changed liquids colors and he blew stuff up. This man received a warmer applause then Jesus would have during the Second Coming.

For you poor bastards who don't know who Don Showalter is, let me explain.

He was the goofy scientist from the 1980's/1990's Chemistry Videos called The World of Chemistry. He starred in the program with this guy...

...Nobel Prize winner, Roald Hoffman.

Showalter is known for his quirky antics in the lab and some of his brilliant sayings, like...

"Blue to red, as-said (acid)"
"Wow, look at that!"
"Oh, my chemicals!"
"We're missing radon, becuase it is radioactive!"
"Look at that!"

Now, for some media of Don Showalter...

The Roald Hoffman Webpage
The Wikipedia Page for Don Showalter
The Wikipedia Page for The World of Chemistry Videos

The World of Chemistry Video Theme Song
Classic Video Clip from the World of Chemistry

There may be more to come... check this guy out -- he's amazing!

Also, I got his autograph -- hopefully, I can scan it and post it here!

Shout out's:
Dr. Don Showalter

-Mr. Joseph

Happy One Year (and 90 entries) Birthday!
Topic: Announcements
Well it has been one year and four days since the creation of this blog.

I really didn't think it would last this long, but it did. And I promise to try to keep it going for another year and take it to the "HNL" -- "hole nuva level"!

That's all I have to say for now -- so Happy Birthday SuperSite II!

Shout out's:
SuperSite II

-Mr. Joseph

Tanner in '88: More Political Pictures
Topic: WARNING: Politics
Well, here are some more funny political pictures I was meaning to post awhile ago...
First, from thesmokinggun.com, Vice President Dick Cheney's Room Demands for any hotel room he stays in...

Wow, does he think he is some kind of rockstar?

Next, a screencapture from FOXNews.com

Someone got fired for that, I'm sure...

Next, Donald Rumsfeld...

And a second dose of Rummy...

Enough said...

And this last one is one left over from last entry... it looks like Sean Hannity whining.

Well, that's it!
-Mr. Joseph

The Real 87: Hannity vs. Baldwin?
Topic: WARNING: Politics
You kno what is funny? When two celebrities of different political view shout at each other and call each other names.

Today's matchup is Right-Wing Cheerleader Sean Hannity vs. Hollywood Liberal Alec Baldwin.

Usually, Sean Hannity whines on FOX while Alec just whines about FOX, but today, these two went head to head... in...

VERSUS

Here is the partial transcript...
Hollywood liberal Alec Baldwin stormed out of an in-studio radio interview Sunday night after he was confronted on the phone by radio hosts Sean Hannity and Mark Levin.
Baldwin was 30 minutes into a planned two-hour-plus sitdown with WABC Radio's Brian Whitman when Hannity called in.
The fireworks commenced almost immediately.
HANNITY: Alec, I wanted to give you an official WABC welcome considering you were supposed to come on my program last week and you didn't show up. What happened?
BALDWIN: No, I wasn't supposed to come on your program, Sean Hannity.
HANNITY: No, actually you were supposed to come on the program because a deal was made with your agent that if you were going to come on with Brian, first you'd come on with me.
BALDWIN: I wouldn't dream of coming on your program, Sean Hannity. I'm here with Brian. I'm here with a really talented broadcaster.
HANNITY: [Crosstalk] that you are, you don't tell the truth.
BALDWIN: Why would I want to come on the show with a no-talent, former construction worker hack like you?
HANNITY: Are you the guy that said of our vice president, while we're at war, while we're leading troops in harm's way - are you the reckless, third-rate Hollywood actor who said that Dick Cheney is a terrorist? Are you the guy . . .
BALDWIN: Yes I am.
HANNITY: ... who said to stone Henry Hyde to death? Are you the guy who said our president is a CIA mass murderer? I wanted you to come on the program and defend that, you gutless coward.
BALDWIN: At first I thought this was a joke. But you can hear all the acid venom spewing hatred. It is Sean Hannity. [END EXCERPT]
The exchange got even hotter when Mark Levin joined in.
LEVIN: We've only just begun - are you 40 or 50 pounds overweight now?
WHITMAN: Oh, C'mon now . . . .
HANNITY: Once and for all you need to be challenged. You want to call our vice president a terrorist - fine. You want to talk about stoning people to death, say it on my program. If you want to be irresponsible and call our president a mass murderer while he's at war leading troops in harm's way ...
BALDWIN: And what are you gonna do about it, Sean Hannity?
HANNITY: You don't have the courage to answer questions.
BALDWIN: And what are you gonna do? And what are you going to do about it, Sean Hannity. If I come on your program, what are you going to do?
LEVIN: He's going to show that you have a two digit IQ - that's what he's gonna do.
BALWIN: What are you going to do?
LEVIN: I just told you - you've got a two digit IQ.
BALDWIN: And who's that - who's your little cabin boy there with you.
LEVIN: I'm not a cabin boy, butt-boy.
BALDWIN: What are you doing there, cabin boy? ... I now dub you Sean Hannity's cabin boy.
LEVIN: And you know what you are? You're "Brokeback" Alec. [END EXCERPT]
The confrontation continued to spiral out of control, with Whitman intermittently trying to make peace and Baldwin repeatedly urging him to move on to other callers.
BALDWIN: Listen, Sean - you incredibly ignorant boob from Long Island ...
HANNITY: Oh, ouch, Alec.
BALDWIN: No, no, no, you've spoken, let me talk, Sean. Cause you've been spewing your ...
HANNITY: You're a third-rate Hollywood egomaniac.
BALDWIN: You're a no-talent, ignorant fool from Long Island. You should go back to building houses in Hempstead.
LEVIN: Why was your [former] wife [Kim Basinger] so pissed off at you, anyway?
WHITMAN: Now, c'mon guys.
BALDWIN: OK. We're done. [Gets up and leaves the studio]
WHITMAN: Come back. Come back. Alec? They're gone. Alec? Alec has walked out of the studio. Alec, please come back.

And an audio clip...
Baldwin Vs. Hannity

I have to say, that was pretty cool. And I think Alec Baldwin wins because the "Cabin Boy" comment was hilarious.

Either way, it was more interesting than watching Sean Hannity debate this idiot...

Well that is it for now...
-Mr. Joseph

Entry 87: JVIM... yikes!
Topic: Complete randomness
As you all know, I am a huge fan of Televangelists. I think they are hilarious! Pat Robertson, Kent Hovind, you name it. So this is why I have to post about this guy...

This guy is nuts. I have seen his prgram only once, but it was enough. His name is Jack Van Impe and he and his wife, Rexella appear on an extremely late night weekend TV program called "Jack Van Impe Presents"

They talk about conspiracy, fundamentalism, and Jack spouts Bible verses off hand (or rather off a TV prompter) and they talk crazy.

After watching their program, I called about their latest book, and unfotuately, only got the book company -- not the ministry.

His wife has got to be the biggest bubble-head know to man...

Quote: "We all know Darwin published something in the 1800s."

Nice!

Anyway, they are so ridiculous, I thought I would post the hilarity here.

Google search him for more info... but otherwise, here are some pictures...

Jack Van Impe at his best...

A book he wrote...

His logo...

Good stuff!

Just Stupid:
JVIM (especially Rexella!)

-Mr. Joseph

Entry 85: Plagarism -- don't do it!
Topic: Complete randomness
OK, this really isn't an update. I am just posting my English paper here in order to copy and paste it onto a word document, just in case the email doesnt work. So I apologize. But here... and if you have read Tarry Flynn and have a paper due on him, don't read this...

In the novel, Tarry Flynn, Patrick Kavanagh uses his characters of Tarry Flynn to demonstrate the many societal problems of Ireland in the early twentieth century. Throughout the novel, Tarry Flynn and the people around him deal with day to day life of 1930's Ireland. Many social problems are brought up and demonstrated, but none more than the fact that most Irish men are stunted, emotionally, because of the hard-line of the Catholic Church. Throughout this novel, Patrick Kavanagh uses Tarry Flynn to demonstrate how Irish men were unable to mature, in the emotional sense, as much as they should have.
One of the most frequent themes of this demonstration is sexual maturity. In Ireland, the people have always followed the Church’s very strict rule prohibiting any kind of sexual contact. This results in teenage fantasies remaining long after puberty has ended. Tarry Flynn, who is well past that age, still frequently daydreams about girls. He was also notoriously nervous whenever in their presence. For example, “Could it be that girls knew that beneath his poetic appearance was primitive savagery and lust?” (Kavanagh 28) was one of his nerve-wracking thoughts. Early on in the novel, when approaching girls he would use “a number of meaningless phrases which he would astonish girls with” (30). This kind of mind-set is also immature. He set out to impress girls, not to get to know them. This would also lead to failure, shortly after trying one of these “meaningless phrases”, “...the girls at the gate separated and Tarry was left – with his dreams,” (30). This incident was almost immediately followed by another example of adolescent immaturity when he saw Molly Brady, “And for weeks in his daydreams he had been planning an approach to her,” (32). Most mature people do not daydream for weeks in planning to approach a member of the opposite sex. This attitude of Tarry’s is consistent throughout the novel. When at the Reilly’s house, he was approached and asked if he was going to the dance on Sunday night. He replied, “dancing is an eejut’s game,” (184) and denied that he was going several times. Within seconds of the conversation he was violently regretting his stubbornness, “What is the matter with me? Why couldn’t I say the right thing?” (185). He would later go to the dance and desperately try to get in. Since he had no money, he was prevented, but he still remained to gain the knowledge that “the one he really cared for had no boy friend with her,” (214). This demonstrates that Tarry was indecisive as any teenager, for he was a teenager in maturity. Since this behavior is constant, it proves that Tarry is emotionally stunted.
Tarry’s emotional growth is prevented primarily by the society he lives in, which is dominated by the Catholic Church. One of the Catholic Church’s tightest grips is over Ireland. This results in strict Church doctrine, priests being treated like royalty, and a society driven by guilt. Guilt leads to fear, which seems to be the one emotion everyone feels. The Church retains its iron grip over the people with manipulation of a spiritual presence. The Irish have always been a highly spiritual people. Mix that with the patriarchal Catholic Church and the result is a submission society. Because of that, the Church is able to call any and all sexual contact, “rape” and inspire either fear or guilt whenever a priest approaches. Tarry, right from the beginning of the novel, was “...tired of the Mass and of religion,” (14). This would help him to be stronger against Church domination, but it would not change the society around him. It was truly this that stunted specifically his emotional growth. The Catholic Church stunted most men’s emotional growth, but some would escape the direct domination of the Church, like Tarry. It would be the Church dominated society that would get to Tarry and the few others.
Emotional maturity, or a lack thereof, is not limited to one part of one’s emotional anatomy. Girls, sex, and what goes with them were not the only things that Tarry was unable to deal with. He was also childlike in other aspects of his life. For instance, he was still living at home. He did not seem to get along with his mother or sisters and all of them where hoping he would get married and leave, but he would not. He had a dependence on his family and an insecurity about the world. If the Church had not oppressed his emotional growth, he would have been able to relate with girls better, and perhaps, get married earlier. However he was prevented from doing this. The final example is that he frequently runs from his problems. He runs from girls, during the fight with Joe Finnegan, “[although] he was winning, he had a strong inclination to run,” (142), and when he is confronted by Joe and Larry Finnegan, “Tarry moved away pursued by the Finnegans. He decided to run... He outdistanced them easily, but in doing so he lost caste, he knew,” (172). This pattern of running from one’s problems is the ultimate sign of immaturity and proof that Kavanagh used Tarry Flynn to demonstrate and, perhaps, comment on the Church’s submission like stance over the Irish people.
Tarry Flynn is supposed to recreate Patrick Kavanagh’s life, growing up in 1930's Ireland. This gives a personal insight of how people lived and what difficulties they faced. Kavanagh touches on a taboo subject of Ireland, the domination of the Church. He tells his own story of Ireland and demonstrates how the society stunted his emotional growth and the growth of many others.

...

All right, sorry to bother, but this is my blog and I can do what I want with it.

But I promise I will have some really updates for you soon, including some information on a hilarious televangelist and some important information from Media Matters for America, a great watchdog website dedicated to the media.

And, of course, pictures and video clips.

That's it for now!

-Mr. Joseph

84 Videos of Chuck Norris (except not 84)
Topic: Videos a Go-Go
I know, if I'm not slamming Pat Robertson, I'm praising Chuck Norris. I will continue with the Chuck Norris bit with some more great videos of him.

Chuck Norris on the Best Damn Sports Show Period
Chuck Norris Karate Kommandoes -- Freaking Amazing
"Ned Flanders, Texas Ranger"?
"Walker Told Me I Have AIDS" -- This one is depressing... depressingly FUNNY!
Chuck Norris Cameo on WWF -- WOW.
A SNL Digital Short: Young Chuck Norris

So yeah, that is some funny Chuck Norris Video Action.

My next post will address a new Televangelist that I discovered. This man is crazier than Kent Hovind even. So, stay tuned. I may get to it today...

-Mr. Joseph