Entry LXXIII: EVEN MORE on Pat Robertson
Topic: WARNING: Politics
I love this picture of Pat Robertson.

-Mr. Joseph

Entry 72: Political Pictures a Go-Go
Topic: Pictures a Go-Go
These are really good...

This is the face of war?

Ahh... that was fun.

See ya!
-Mr. Joseph

71: Fingers and Bush (Get you mind out of the gutter)
These are just some great pictures...

I applaud the guy in the last picture...

See ya!
-Mr. Joseph

Entry 70: Videos a Go-Go
Topic: Videos a Go-Go
Now to have some with video. These links will take you to some great internet video clips.

Chuck Norris on the Tony Danza Show
Chuck Norris on Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Political Bloopers
Bill O'Reilly interviews Jeremy Glick
Michael Moore vs. Bill O'Reilly

That's it! Enjoy!
-Mr. Joseph

One Bad '69: More from Pat Robertson
Topic: Celebrities!
I'm going to start of by saying that I met Al Franken on December 9th and forgot to mention it. I went to a talk he hosted at Alverno College and it was hilarious. My mom took a few pictures, but I don't think they turned out... oh well, just thought I would mention...

Anyway, here is some more from my love/hate (mostly hate) relationship with Pat Robertson. I was bored one day and I went to his website and I saw a "post a comment" section and did so.

This is what I typed...

Subject: I send you a letter...

Dear Mr. Robertson, a few months ago, I sent you a letter. You never
responded! Now all the children at the orphanage are sad and dying!
Please, have mercy and respond!

Do it for the children!
(End)

Recently, I recieved an email from CBN, stating this...

CBN Partner Rep Beth Mon, Jan 9, 2006 at 1:58 PM
To: RamboIV@gmail.com

We appreciate this opportunity to respond to you on behalf of Pat Robertson. Because of the large amount of mail received daily at CBN, Pat is not able to reply to you personally.

In your recent message to us, you mentioned that you had not received an expected reply from a previous contact with us. Please accept our sincere apology to you for our oversight. We would appreciate your resending the concern you expressed to Pat Robertson about the children.

The Christian Broadcasting Network Website - www.cbn.com < http://www.cbn.com/> The 700 Club Prayer Counseling Center - 1-800-759-0700
(End)

I bolded the important part.

Stunning, isn't it? So now, I must reopen my letter and send it again, starting a whole new saga of hilarity with the 700 Club.

God, I love Televangelists!

Shout out's / Just Stupid:
Pat Robertson
CBN
the 700 Club

-Mr. Joseph

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68: Merry Christmas
Topic: Complete randomness
Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays!

I just thought I would get in the X-mas spirit by posting this wonderful comic I found at Superdickery.com. It's hilarious.

Enjoy!

Best. Title. Ever.

Good night!
-Mr. Joseph

67 and 2/3
Topic: Announcements
Just a few things my fearless readers should be aware of...

1) I will be hosting a movie marthon on Thursday -- questions? Post a comment or email me.
2) I met Al Franken. I will be post pictures soon.
3) My Poland pictures will be post soon too, I just have to pick them up from Walgreens.
4) Merry Christmas!
5) I'm sorry I have been so lazy in updating, I have been really busy. But don't worry, I'll start updating more frequently.

See ya!
-Mr. Joseph

Entry 66.6: A Tribute to Missing In Action
Topic: Tribute of Honor
Well it has been too long, but I have finally recieved all my MIA Screenshots from my friend, Joe. So here... a review of all three films and some pictures.

Mising in Action (1984)

Missing in Action is Vietnam war movie that has a plot that is almost identical to Rambo: First Blood Part II. Chuck Norris has to go into Vietnam to rescue some left over POW's. The Vietmanese deny there are any, but Chuck Norris knows to much and is able to hun them down and rescue them. (Yawn). The plot is boring, but it makes up for it in the action part. Chuck Norris is an action star for a reason and he kicks some serious ass in it.

Missing in Action 2: The Beginning (1985)

This is supposed to be the story of Chuck Norris before MIA 1 (1984). It's about Braddock's (Norris) story when he served in Vietnam. The entire movie is spend in a POW camp and Chuck Norris has to endure a multitude of torture sequences and a psychotic Vietmanese General before he can escape. Eventually he does in the last action packed 1/2 hour. The movie finishes when he kung-fu's the bad guy to death and then blows him up while saying "You lose". Chuck Norris kicks ass. This movie demonstrates how.

Braddock: Missing In Action III (1988)

This is quite possibly one of the best movies ever made. It starts with Chuck Norris leaving Saigon at the end of the war...wait a second. In MIA 2, he was supposedly held in a POW camp long after the war ended! WTF? ...Anyway, he goes back to civilian life and "12 years after he left", a priest informs him that he has a son and back in 'Nam and the woman he married there is still alive! So he goes to the CIA to find out and the Director, "LittleJohn" (apparently, an olf War Buddy) tells Braddock not to "step on any toes". Chuck Norris responds, "I don't step on toes, I step on necks". Wow. So he goes into Vietnam and kills a bunch of people (Including an ugly, but polite child rapist). He rescues not only his son, but the priest and a full orphanage of children. They make it to the border before the final showdown. Which is awesome. Oh yeah, and his wife dies. Here are some screenshots to help explain the movie...

The villain of the piece, "I am General Qwok!"

The setting of the final confrontation.


Chuck Norris is upset he has to kick more ass before the movie can end.

This priest is either afraid of the enemy helicopter or Chuck Norris' ass-kicking abilities.

Luckily, the army showed up.

Maybe it wasn't so lucky that the army showed up.

An US Army helicopter shows up...

"If he makes one wrong move, we'll crawl up his his ass!"

"You got it!"

The evil General Qwok is frightened!

Meanwhile...

This guys is just happy to be a Communist. Little does he know that Chuck Norris is about to...

...STEP ON HIS NECK!

"I dont step on toes... I step on necks!"

Anyway, the movie is about to end, but Chuck Norris fist teaches his kid how to fire a rocket launcher at Qwok's helicopter. Therefore, resulting in this humorous series of screenshots...

If I need to explain this to you, you are an idiot.

Anyway, these are great movies and Chuck Norris is awesome. Rent 'em and enjoy 'em.

And that's for now. Oh wait, this is a old favorite of mine from Rambo: First Blood Part II...

HE IS THE MUD!

See ya!
Joe

Shout out's:
Chuck Norris
Kohlseph

Just Stupid:
General Qwok

Entry 65: The Pictures' Rejects
Topic: Pictures a Go-Go
Hey Hey

I added a "topic" called "Pictures a Go-Go"!

Here are some pictures that I tried posting awhile ago, but to no avail...

Ann Coulter and her dad...

Is Robin in denial or something? Also, WHY IS BATMAN WEARING PINK? ... Because real men wear pink, that's why.

And now, something you all have been waiting for...

The next MIA III screenshot, made by my good friend, Joe Kohlmann...

"I am General Qwok!"

Shout out's:
Kohlseph, great work!

-Mr. Joseph

*Note: SuperSite II: Bloginator and Mr. Joseph salute Joe Kohlmann for his awesomeness.

64: Pictures a Go-Go... yes, I really love that phrase
Topic: Pictures a Go-Go
OK, I am trying to clean out my pictures file and these are all the picturs I was planning on giving you for now...

Two random comic book pictures...

OK, I don't know HOW this can get any more random -- what the Hell is the carrot doing there?!

And, my personal favorite...

OK, have fun with those -- MIA screenshots and pictures from Poland coming soon!

-Mr. Joseph