Entry 83: FYI
Topic: Announcements
Hi all,

I successfully recorded "The Joseph Kay Show Episode II" last Sunday. The podcast show should be up on the directory somewhat soon.

Here are some picture updates...

That's so true.

This is an interesting chart...

Impeachment?

I forget if I posted this before...

Perfectly sums up Pat Robertson.

OK! I also wanted to note that I did some wicked updates on my homepage...SuperSite II and on my Bio.

I know you are itching for Poland pictures, but that is a huge undertaking and I will eventually get around to it... so, be patient...

Also, I know I owe you a Jaws series movie review but I am lazy, so here is the...
Wikipedia Page for Jaws
Wikipedia Page for Jaws 2
Wikipedia Page for Jaws 3D
Wikipedia Page for Jaws 4 - the Revenge
Review of Jaws 4 by Jabootu's Bad Movie Dimension

So yeah... not much else to say now -- I have to do some updating on Political Thunder while I still have some time.

I'll keep updating!
-Mr. Joseph

LXXXII: Pictures a Go-Going
Topic: Pictures a Go-Go
Here are some more pictures that I have been meaning to upload...

Godzilla vs. Charles Barkley?

...OK... what the Hell was that?

My Heroes: Sylvester Stallone and Bill Clinton

Sleeping with the Enemy: Sly and Ronald Reagan

Why Sly? Why?!

A Bat-Water-Gun

A plug in the ass and a trigger in the crotch?

Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee

See a few entries down for a video of the actual fight.

Me in Poland

Shut up.

And lastly... me and Terri's Snowball (Winter Formal) Picture...

Good stuff...

Well that's it for now! Goodnight all!

-Mr. Joseph

81: Whoa, two updates in one day?
Topic: Celebrities!
The topic is a little misleading...

Officer in assault case to face new charges

Second case emerges, but few details

By RAQUEL RUTLEDGE
rrutledge@journalsentinel.com
Posted: Feb. 22, 2006

A longtime Milwaukee police officer accused of sexually assaulting a woman in October will face additional charges stemming from a second complainant, prosecutors said Wednesday.


Police sources have told the Journal Sentinel that Officer Steven J. Lelinski has been investigated in the past for similar allegations but no charges were ever filed.

Prosecutors offered few details about the new charges against Lelinski, 41, but said an amended complaint would be released next week.

Lelinski's preliminary hearing, which had been scheduled for Wednesday in Milwaukee County Circuit Court, was adjourned until March 2 because of the new charges.

Deputy District Attorney Jon Reddin wouldn't say whether the upcoming charges are related to any previous cases his office has reviewed or whether the alleged victim in the second case had recently stepped forward.

Lelinski's attorney, Steve Kohn, said he first learned of prosecutors' plans to file more charges on Wednesday before the preliminary hearing. He said he knew nothing about the woman or the allegations.

"In my experience, it is not uncommon for other people to come forward and start making complaints once an individual has a target on them as Mr. Lelinski does, nor is it uncommon for the district attorney's office to dust off cases they have dismissed . . . and somehow breathe new life into them," Kohn said. "I don't think there's any physical evidence" in either case, he added.

Lelinski, a 16-year veteran of the department who has been appointed and elected to several influential boards, was charged Feb. 13 with second-degree sexual assault, attempted second-degree sexual assault - both felonies - and lewd and lascivious behavior, a misdemeanor. He is free on a $25,000 signature bond. He was suspended from the department with pay the same day he was charged.

The criminal complaint alleges that Lelinski met a woman - whom the Journal Sentinel is not identifying because of a policy of not publishing the names of sexual assault complainants - while on duty and then pursued her for several weeks before assaulting her on Oct. 18 in her home while he was off duty.

Michael Chernin, the attorney representing the 22-year-old woman, said additional women have contacted him with similar complaints against Lelinski, and that he is investigating their claims. He is not representing the latest complainant linked with the upcoming charges, he said.

"People are coming out of the woodwork who have suffered at the hands of Steven Lelinski," Chernin said.

Gov. Jim Doyle yanked Lelinski, a second-shift patrol officer on the southwest side, from the powerful Law Enforcements Standards Board, and trustees of the Milwaukee Police Association removed him from their board. He remains a member of the city Pension Board and president of the Milwaukee Police Relief Association. The association has not returned repeated calls seeking comment.

Can you believe that? I can, you know why?

I KNOW THE BASTARD. I work at Serb Hall, he knows upper managment people at Serb Hall and eats there, fee! I have talked to this man!!!

I hate this guy, he was always such a prick and now this shit. I'm stunned. He was very sexist, homophobic, and overall, a pig.

Anyway, here are more links about his case...
Board passes on assigning officer
Accused officer's clout shrinks
Officer in assault case to face new charges
Paydays for fired police could end
Officer in sex case was kept on duty
Board drops officer
Police officer charged in sex assault

Weird, eh? But he had it coming. Of course, I haven't seen him since the news, but I am still in shock.

Well, I thought it was worth noting. More updates to come. Including one on the touchy subject of abortion!

That's it!

Just Stupid:
Officer Lelinski

-Mr. Joseph

Entry 80: Video Did Not Kill the Radio Star...
Topic: Videos a Go-Go
CHUCK NORRIS DID.

These are the best Chuck Norris clips that I could find...
Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee
Young Chuck Norris
CHUCK NORRIS WINS
Why Chuck Norris is a badass
Chuck Norris vs. Conan
Chuck Norris vs. Hitler

More to come if I can find any...

Wow fricking wow. Chuck Norris is amazing.
-Mr. Joseph

79: Links and beyond!
Topic: Lists for Fun
Well another update... I thought this time I would give you a list of some of the best sites on the internet that I have not previously mentioned... some are very famous, so here ya go...

1) Compfused.com: This is a famous website that is notorious for its video links. Great videos, great links, great stuff.. check it out!
2) Waterman Studios: Waterman Studios makes great animations and has blog to go along with it. Waterman features the impossibly cool Robotic Chuck Norris.
3) rathergood.com: rathergood.com is know for its hilarious anmation videos with great songs, including "Soupy George".
4) Ebolaworld.com: Ebolaworld is another humorous website know for its great animations including the "Gay Agenda" which is, arguably, the funniest cartoon I have ever seen.
5) ytmnd - you're the man now, dog!: YTMND is notorious for its original style of pictures and video-like animations that make for great fun. Check out "Chuck Norris".
6) Homestarrunner: Old Timey Fun Timey: Homestarrunner is known for its great "Strong Bad emails". Hilarious!
7) Albino Blacksheep: Albino Blacksheep is an extensive blog that hosts video clips, links, and other fun stuff. A great site, indeed!
8) Angy Alien Productions, Sase, and Topsie: Angry Alien is most known for its 30-second bunny theatre animations. Great parodies of famous movies.
9) Fat-Pie.com: Animations and Stuff by David Firth: A series of videos, animations, and other stuff by David Firth.
10) eBaum's World: eBaum's world is a collection of hilarious videos, news, joke,s and other great stuff. Although, it has been accused of stealing from other sites like ytmnd.com, but it is still greatly funny.
11) Newgrounds.com: The site is temporarily down, so I can't say much. Wikipedia says it is similar to the above site, but was accused of hosting spyware. I have yet to visit it. Apparently it is funny.
12) X-Entertainment: Probably one of my favorites of all these sites. It hosts videos, essays, movie reviews, and such. Including commercials from the 1980's! Very funny!
13) Soemthing Awful: For those with a darker side of humor and for the bad news of the world, check out Something Awful. They tell it like it is.
14) rotten.com's Library: Although rotten.com is disgusting, their library is one of the best in the world. It has unknown facts, facts people don't talk about, pictures, and things that the powers-at-be wish would stay hidden. A great source of little known information.

OK, those are great sites for humor, video, whatnot, but let us go down some other sites...

NEWS:
FOX News: I hate to say it, but FOX News has the best news website.
CNN: For a more fair news, check out CNN.
Poltical Humor: This site makes great fun at headlines.
IFILM: iFilm has all the great recent video clips, news media, trailers, and other stuff caught on camera. Always entertiaining.

Well, that is all I have today. Check out the sites and know that I am still updating!

-Mr. Joseph

70 the 8: Starbuck(s?)
Topic: Movie Reviews!
Well, again I have not updated in some time. Sorry, I have been really busy, but I got lots of stuff to post today considering I am going to show this baby off in class for a presentation.

OK, first, some fun pictues...

This is called "The Eye of God". Apparently, it is in space.

Ah, the wonders of modern technology... Russian technology that is...

Now, for some links...
Google : Everyone loves Google. It has News, Groups, Videos, Images, and is the best search engine I know of. Also, they are the only company who won't give up OUR private information to the Feds! Shout out to Google!

The Internet Movie Database : This site is great for movies buffs like me. It has almost every singl movie made registered on this site. You can find anything, it is amazing.

Political Humor : This is a great site political satire, humor, lists, and video clips. Just fun stuff.

All Hat No Cattle : A nice, anti-Bush site that updates regulary. A great source of humor AND news.

Chuck Norris Official Website : The Chuck Norris Official Website

The (Almost) Daily Comment : Longmire's Site. He has started updating again. His site has returned!

Unpublished Comic Book Covers : These are a bunch of comic book sketches and covers that never where. Interesting stuff, but beware, this site is PG-13, for suggestive themes and violence.

OK, now onto the topic of today -- movie reviews...

Number One: Battlestar Galactica

This is a terrible movie. The hero's name is Starbuck. He makes friends with a robot. The robot dies in his arms after being killed by other robots. And he has a child with a goddess. Terrible

This is Starbuck.

Number Two: Basic Instict 2
I haven't seen it, but I really want to. I loved the first one. I can't wait for the next one and I hope it will be good.

Number Three: Comparisons.
War of the Worlds (1953) is better than War of the Worlds (2005).
King Kong (1933) and (1976) are better than King Kong (2005).
Why is Hollywood screwing up the classics?

Well, I got to go! See ya!
-Mr. Joseph

Entry 77: The Joseph Kay Show
Topic: Games and other fun stuff
Well, the first episode of the internet radio talk show, The Joseph Kay Show is finished. Dan Peterson and myself finished three 20 minute segments for a twenty minute show. And it is pretty good. Unfortunately, I can't post the audio clips here -- but I will upload them on to the podcast directory relatively soon.

I will post the link when it gets online. Thanks!

Remember to e-mail us at thejosephkayshow@gmail.com !

Shout out's:
The Joseph Kay Show
Dan Peterson
Patrick Kay

-Mr. Joseph

Entry '76
Topic: Pictures a Go-Go
Well, I still haven't heard from our Kent Hovind loving friend, so I will go on updating as usual. But here is a website that deals perfectly with "Doctor Kent Hovind"... Analysis of Kent Hovind

That page still makes me laugh.

Anyway, Longmire has returned from the dead -- check out his blog for some great video updates.

Next, some more great pictures for you...

I thought this one was appopriate, considering it is my seventy-sixth entry.

I love this one. A classic.

This Rocky IV pic is actually the backround for my computer at school.

This is just a very funny comic strip.

and...

In consideration of the fact that the Snowball theme was a return to the '70's, a picture of my favorite disco band...

...the Bee Gees.

Also, I will mention that I am aware of the Random Chuck Norris Facts that going on about the internet. Rather than pick out my favorites as I have done on my RT journal, I will post a link here.

Check them out... check all the Random Chuck Norris Facts

Otherwise, not much is happening -- I am working on a podcast radio show (I should be able to post audio clips here) and trying to catch up on my movie watching. And trying to get a new job. Speaking othat -- I have to go research something right now.

See ya!

Shout out's:
Chuck Norris

Just Stupid:
Kent Hovind and all his fans...

-Mr. Joseph

Entry 75: Kent Hovid has a fan?
Topic: WARNING: Politics
I just recently got this comment posted... I'm speechless...

Saturday, 28 January 2006 - 2:28 AM CST

Name: kent hovind fan
Home Page: http://blah blah blah
E-Mail: Goupyours@youguysareweird.com

your a @#!%$&* loser. Kent hovind loves science. The stuff(lies) that is being taught in school is what he dislikes.

(No Name)

What "guys"? I'm the only one who operates this blog! Anyway -- this shows the true intelligence of the Christian Fundamentalist Right. Cursing, "blah-blahing", poor grammar, accusations, no facts, and insults.

Wonderful.

Now I will respond. OK, "kent hovind fan", first of all, you're is spelled wrong. "your" is not "you are", that would be "you're". Better get the old grammar book out! Next, Kent Hovind says he "loves" science. What Kent Hovind loves is Christian Science (which is an oxymoron), and he hates Biology and other real science. Next, you forgot to put a space between "stuff" and "(lies)". Also as far as lies being taught in school (I assume you mean evolution), they aren't lies. They are well reasoned out theories relating to the creation of the world (a creation that did happen literally in Genesis 1). Also, it is not very Christian at all to call me a "@#!%$&* loser", because I'm not. I'm funny, I'm intelligent, I have plenty of friends, a great girlfriend, and a great time at school (a Jesuit school, mind you).

Also, what the heck does "Goupyours" mean?

Thank you for your time and hope to hear from you soon. You can apologize at any time!

Now, I will begin a campaign of information about Kent Hovind that is... less than favorable...

See ya!

Just Stupid:
KENT HOVIND
"kent hovind fan"

-Mr. Joseph

Entry 74: EVEN MORE MORE on Pat Robertson
Topic: Lists for Fun
On "Political Humor's" List, the 50 Most Loathsome People in America of 2005, Pat Robertson was #1.

Here's what they put...
1. Pat Robertson

Charges: If Pat Robertson’s local Starbucks caught fire, he would claim that God was punishing them for giving him a caramel latte when he ordered vanilla. Robertson has always been a demonic charlatan with the credibility of Miss Cleo and a lust for Armageddon in his vile, rat-toad heart, but this was really his year to shine. In 2005, Robertson called on God to vacate seats in the Supreme Court (the almighty obliged, killing Rehnquist), advocated assassinating Hugo Chavez, said ‘judicial activists’ were a more serious threat to America than terrorists, called criticism of the war treason, said John Roberts should be thankful for Hurricane Katrina, which he implied was “connected” to Roe v. Wade, attributed Ariel Sharon’s stroke to divine retribution for the Gaza pullout, said “the Antichrist is probably a Jew alive in Israel today,” and implied that God would wipe the residents of Dover, PA off the map for rejecting Creationism. Not to mention raising huge sums of cash from his zombie army, much of which is diverted from his charity operations to his business interests, including African diamond mines. Has long advocated that America simply ignore the Supreme Court. Robertson’s God is an insecure, misogynistic, homicidal fanatic—just like Pat.

Exhibit A: Vehemently opposed to voluntary abortion in America, but okay with forced abortion in China, where his cable investments depend on the good graces of the government.

Sentence: Repeatedly struck by lightning.

You can find the full list here, at Political Humor

Good stuff, indeed...

Not much else for now -- I have some pictures to update relatively soon AND some big news...

I am in the process of making my very own podcast talk show. You can check out my official blog for the show here, at The Joseph Kay Show

Tonight, hopefully, my friend Dan and I will record a test show and upload it onto this blog. Eventually, we will get them onto the podcast directory and I will post all the information here.

It will be a lot of fun... now, on s personal note --some good news... I GOT MY TEMPS!

Woo-hoo!

Shout out's:
Dan

Just Stupid:
Pat Robertson... again

That's it!
-Mr. Joseph