Throughout the course of history, Man has battled over control
"I'll teach that 7 foot freak a lesson in humility...and a lesson in respect."
Challenging not one man, but 3 as well
"Blithe, you can bring all the guys you want. They can go to hell along with you."
For they must never hold back
"The fact remains dat Junior Blayze will come out on top, the fact remains that you will fail to defeat me dawg."
They must keep fighting
"You have no chance to beat me at my own game so you're better off backing out now."
They must unleash their Maximum Carnage...
"Milkduds" presents, EBWF Maximum Carnage.
Fireworks explode as "Build your cages" by Pulse Ultra blares throughout the arena. Cameras zoom around the crowd as signs favoring superstars are mixed. Following this, the cameras go to Joe Ross and A. Gorilla.
JR: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to EBWF Maximum Carnage. We're jammed packed here in the Joe Louis arena. And what a night we have set out for you watching us live.
AG: Gorilla agrees. Great night, filled with great matches.
JR: To kick it off, we've got the big fatal four way matchup.
Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, Cannibal Girls by White Zombie begins and the demeanted Van Horror comes out to the darkened arena only blue strobe lights flash casting a evil shadow. Van climbs into the ring and sits in the corner waiting for his victims. X gonna give it to ya by DMX blasts and Dragoon struts out and crowd reacts in mixed emotion. He eyes Van Horror in the corner of the ring as he enters. Then his music is replaced by Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit. Kaos spins on the ramp showing that winning smile to make the girls swoon and his Wildarms title. He points to the two in ring then makes a cut throat motion saying that he will win. Before he makes it to the ring In da club blares and Junior Blayze runs behind Kaos and begins his assault. Dragoon and Van Horror exchange punches as the bell sounds. Kaos is beating the hell out of Junior as Dragoon gets tossed to the outside thanks to Van Horror. Kaos then turns attention to Van Horror. He rolls into the ring and the two men circle each other. Dragoon gets up and sees Junior. He stalks towards him, but Junior screams like a women and takes off running around the ring. Dragoon starts to chase him, but instead plays a trick. Junior keeps running around the ring looking behind him nervously when he looks back in front of him he gets a clothesline from Dragoon which sents him to the floor. Dragoon smirks as he picks up the small man. Dragoon tosses Junior inside and quickly Kaos and Van Horror stomp the man. Dragoon surprisingly comes to Junior's aid and pulls the vultures off. Kaos doesn't like this move so he shoves Dragoon into the ropes waiting for him to bounce back, but Dragoon holds firmly to the ropes. Kaos starts towards him, but is cut off by a dropkick from Van. Kaos ignores Van for the moment and goes after Dragoon. It looks like a battle dome instead of a wrestling ring. Kaos is taking it to Dragoon, but quickly the tables turn and Dragoon has the upper hand. Then Van Horror gets into the middle of the fight, but both Dragoon and Kaos shove him back. Kaos gets Dragoon in the Kaos Krunch and Dragoon is spent so he turns his attention to Van. Kaos and Van go back and forth for a couple of minutes then Kaos hits him with a hard right and Van is thrown backwards then Kaos capitalizes on this by pulling off The Rush. Van is out now it's just Kaos and Junior. Junior is leaning in the corner trying to regain his senses, but Kaos has no time for this. He pulls Junior on his feet beating his head into the turnbuckle until a familar voice booms and stops the action Kaos turns to see Fallen Angel with his smirk stretched across his face he draws a blood red cross on the mat. Kaos drops Junior and tries to baseball slides at Chris Daniels, but he moves out of the way and Kaos is yelling profanity as Junior rolls Dragoon up for the pin. 1....2...3! Junior jumps up and down as Daniels waves sarcasticly at Kaos. Junior scrabbles out of the ring as Kaos runs to the ropes filled with rage.
Winner: Junior Blayze
The capacity crowd has been waiting for this match up. These two women have been going at each other constantly. Who knows what kind of a match this will turn into both of these women are forces to be wreckened with. The crowd is on their feet as Dirrty starts. Mistress walks down the ramp dressed in white t-shirt that reads "Bigg Gunns" and tight black shorts that are cut high to let her butt hang out of the bottom. Mistress blows kisses to the crowd and waves with a grin a mile wide. She walks along the apron then climbs between the ropes bending more to make the crowd exited. She gets into the ring and begins to stretch to ready herself for her opponent.
G-She is hot! Look at those Bigg Gunns! BANG! BANG!
JR-Gorilla please! Here comes Lexx we'll see how the opening bout goes.
Suddenly Get Psycho blares and out walks Lexx with a conniving smile. She points to Mistress then makes a slashing motion to her neck as to say that Mistress is done. Lexx is dressed in a flattering tiger looking outfit that clinges to her body. Lexx doesn't even stretch or anything she goes right at Mistress. Hoping to get the upper hand. Mistress is caught off guard with a clothesline.
JR-The nerve of Lexx! Mistress wasn't ready!
G-Oh Pain is down
Lexx taunts her to get up. Mistress tries to climb to her feet,but Lexx slams her right back down with a big boot to her stomach. Mistress rolls over holding her stomach. Lexx grabs Mistress by her hair pulling her to her feet. Lexx goes for a kick to the face,but Mistress catches her foot in mid air throwing Lexx off her game quickly.
G-Oh now what puny Lexx?!!! HAHA!!!
JR-Mistress is on her game tonight!
Mistress whips Lexx into the corner placing Lexx's legs one on each rope having her spread then Mistress kicks her right in the center. Lexx's face reveals the strain that she felt from that shot. Mistress backs away with a vicious smile then runs full steam to spear Lexx as she lays limply in the corner. Mistress continues her assault by lifting Lexx's head and smacking her, but Lexx only takes one shot cuz when Mistress goes for the second hit Lexx holds her arm at the wrist then lurches forward to elbow Mistress in the face.
JR-OH YEAH PAY BACK!!!
G-THAT WAS CHEAP LEXX!
Lexx then whips Mistress into the ropes bouncing her like a rubber ball. Lexx stands in the center of the ring waiting for Mistress to bounce at her when she does Lexx pulls off a sidewalk slam that renders Mistress still for a moment. The crowd boos her and she smiles wider dropping an elbow on the already downed Mistress. Lexx thinks that she has the match in the bag. She starts posing for the booing fans.
G-She thinks that she has won!
JR-Well if she stays at this pace she will win!
Mistress starts to move slightly, but when Lexx turns Mistress plays possum laying very still. Lexx reaches down and picks Mistress up throwing her arm over one shoulder to set Mistress up for the falcon arrow, but to the amazement of Lexx and the fans Mistress reverses it and pulls the move off. Mistress is hurting yet she continues to be on her game. Mistress gets Lexx up and with all her anger and that taste of victory fueling her. She gets Lexx in the bitch clap. Lexx is screaming in pain. Mistress drops her like a bad habit Lexx falls to the mat with a thud.
G-Did you see that?! She reversed it oh that was great!
JR-Yeah, but now she is just showing off!
Mistress blows kisses to the crowd and they cheer her relentlessly. Mistress soaks in their energy and becomes the attacker. Lexx rolls about then grabs Mistress' legs yanking them from underneath her. Mistress falls hitting her head on the mat which leaves her out of breath and dizzy. Mistress gets to her feet as does Lexx. They go for a tie up, but Mistress pulls off Whiplash. She rolls Lexx up for the pin...1,2 kickout. Mistress gets flustered, but tries to pin Lexx again 1,2 kickout now Mistress is livid. She gets Lexx up and does multiple German Suplexes. Then she rolls Lexx up a third time 1..2....3!!!!
G-I feel dizzy now
JR-What the hell is she doing? She already won the match!
G-Uh-oh Lady Chaos wants to play too.
Mistress rolls out of the ring until she sees Lady Chaos running to the ring and Mistress rolls back in. The two wicked ladies go to town on Lexx as the ref is calling for the bell. The rest of the officals in the back come out grabbing Mistress and Lady Chaos off of Lexx. The two women smile at the damage that they have inflicked on Lexx as the camera follows them being lead out of the arena. Then the camera zooms in on the very bloody Lexx.
JR-That was uncalled for she already had the match won!
LG-What that was great those two make the perfect team!
JR-All you see is puppies!
G-PUPPIES!!!!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!
Winner: Mistress Pain
JR- - This match is a Ladder Match three way tag match for the EBWF tag titles titles. On there way to the ring at this time, Havok & Redhott!!! "Cowboys from Hell" Hit as the two men walk out.
JR- - the second team in this contest is Nikita & Adam Superstar.
"Tearing Away" Hits as the two teamates walk down to the ring.
JR- - and their final opponents, The two men wrecking crew.
"Violence Fetish" hits as Johnathen Nash and Missy take to the stage being followed by there massive charges. Nikita gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Havok. Nikita tests out the ropes. Havok gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Damien Young. (the bell rings) Damien Young clotheslines Havok. Nikita makes the tag to Adam Superstar. Adam Superstar punches Damien Young repeatedly. Adam Superstar piledrives Damien Young. Havok nails Damien Young with a belly-to-back suplex. Havok gets up. Now Damien Young standing. Damien Young makes the tag to Violence. Adam Superstar gets up. Adam Superstar bounces Havok off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Adam Superstar is back on his feet. Adam Superstar punches Havok repeatedly. Havok kicks Adam Superstar in the stomach and executes the sitdown face slam. Havok gets up. Adam Superstar climbs to his feet. Havok and Adam Superstar go to the floor toward the ladder. Violence makes the tag to Damien Young. Violence piledrives Adam Superstar. Damien Young spinebuster bombs Adam Superstar onto the floor. Damien Young connects with a flying knee. Adam Superstar goes down. Damien Young short lariats Adam Superstar. Adam Superstar gets up. Damien Young chops Adam Superstar. Damien Young tags Violence. Violence sets Adam Superstar up DDTs him into the floor. They lockup. Violence sends Adam Superstar to the corner of ringside where the ladder is.
JR- - This is just awefull! Adam Superstar is being double teamed!
Adam Superstar neck snaps Havok. Adam Superstar double underhook faceslams Havok hard to the Havok. Violence tags in Damien Young. Damien Young hits Adam Superstar with the back of his elbow. Havok is up again. Havok hits Damien Young with a baba chop. Adam Superstar tags in Nikita. Havok gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Havok moves back to his feet. Damien Young brings in Violence for The two men wrecking crew. Damien Young leg drops the throat of Nikita. Violence executes the guillotine choke on Nikita.
JR- - Nikita is being double teamed!
Violence executes the guillotine choke on Nikita.
AG - guillotine choke!
Violence gets up. Nikita gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Violence. Violence climbs to his feet. Violence tags in Damien Young. Damien Young rolls onto Nikita connecting with a knee. Nikita tags in Adam Superstar. Damien Young rakes the face of Havok in attempt to make a come back. Havok tags in Red Hott. Adam Superstar executes a spinning back suplex on Damien Young. Adam Superstar climbs to his feet. Adam Superstar goes into the ring with the ladder. Damien Young follows. Adam Superstar swings a Steel chair and hits Damien Young. Damien Young is bleeding as a result. Adam Superstar slingshot elbow drops Damien Young. Adam Superstar starts to climb the ladder. Damien Young knocks Adam Superstar off the ladder. Adam Superstar hits a frog splash on Damien Young. Adam Superstar stands up. Damien Young moves back to his feet. Adam Superstar goes up the ladder. Damien Young knocks Adam Superstar off the ladder. Adam Superstar swings a Steel chair and hits Damien Young. Damien Young is bleeding as a result.
AG - Adam Superstar is doing quite well at this point in the match.
Damien Young tags Violence. Violence delivers a kick to the head of Adam Superstar. Violence makes the tag to Damien Young. Adam Superstar gets up. Adam Superstar executes a headlock takedown. Damien Young tags Violence. Adam Superstar punches Red Hott repeatedly. Red Hott pulls Adam Superstar's hair. Violence tags Damien Young. Red Hott knifehand chops Adam Superstar. Red Hott hiptosses Adam Superstar.
JR- - Adam Superstar takes a hiptoss.
Adam Superstar climbs to his feet. Red Hott tackles Adam Superstar to the the ladder. Adam Superstar throws Red Hott off the ropes and hits him with a cross-body block. Adam Superstar moves back to his feet. Adam Superstar goes up the ladder. Red Hott knocks Adam Superstar off the ladder. Adam Superstar chokes Red Hott with a microphone cable. Red Hott tags in Havok. They lockup. Red Hott sends Damien Young to the corner of the ring with the ladder.
AG - Damien Young is being double teamed!
Havok uses a closed fist on Damien Young.
JR- - Havok executes a punch.
Havok tags Red Hott. Damien Young is speared by Havok. Red Hott punches Damien Young repeatedly. Damien Young knifehand chops Adam Superstar. Damien Young executes the jumping sidekick on Adam Superstar. Red Hott makes the tag to Havok. Damien Young gets sent into the turnbuckle while Havok hits him with a splash. Havok goes up the ladder. Damien Young dropkicks the ladder sending Havok to the mat.
AG - Blood is all over the ring with the ladder.
Havok knocks Damien Young out with a tilt-a-whirl powerslam. Havok sucks chants start in the crowd. Havok starts to climb the ladder. Havok continues climbing the ladder. Damien Young slams Damien Young down from the ladder. Havok cuts Damien Young with a blade. Damien Young is bleeding as a result. Violence tagged in by Damien Young. Violence rolls onto Adam Superstar connecting with a knee. Adam Superstar gets up. Adam Superstar hits Violence with the back of his elbow. Violence rakes the face of Adam Superstar in attempt to make a come back. Adam Superstar with an exploder suplex on Violence. Adam Superstar gets up. Violence is back on his feet. Adam Superstar starts to climb the ladder. Adam Superstar goes one step closer to the belt. Violence slams Violence down from the ladder. Adam Superstar chokes Violence with a microphone cable. Damien Young tagged in by Violence. They lockup. Damien Young sends Adam Superstar to the corner of the ring with the ladder. Damien Young tags in Violence. Havok takes Adam Superstar off his feet with a short-arm clothesline Violence brings in Damien Young for The two men wrecking crew. Adam Superstar climbs to his feet. Adam Superstar slaps Havok. Damien Young tags in Violence. Adam Superstar rakes the face of Violence in attempt to make a come back.
AG - Adam Superstar with a face rake.
Violence makes the tag to Damien Young. Adam Superstar does a cartwheel and kicks Havok in the face. Havok is back on his feet. Damien Young brings in Violence for The two men wrecking crew. Damien Young uses a swinging DDT to plant Adam Superstar's head into the the ladder. Violence throws Adam Superstar off the ropes, rolls on the ground, comes back up and delivers a clothesline. Violence hits Adam Superstar with a heart punch.
JR- - This is just awefull! Adam Superstar is being double teamed!
Violence executes a swinging bulldog on Adam Superstar driving Adam Superstar's face into the the ladder. Violence gets up. Adam Superstar is back on his feet. Violence is nailed with a waistlock suplex from Havok. Havok moves to the first step of the ladder. Havok continues climbing the ladder. Havok moves closer to the top. Havok climbs to the top step. Violence knocks over the ladder with Havok on it. Adam Superstar hits a frog splash on Violence. Violence climbs to his feet. Adam Superstar starts to climb the ladder. Adam Superstar takes another step! Violence slams Violence down from the ladder. Adam Superstar hits Violence with a single arm DDT. Adam Superstar stands up. Adam Superstar moves to the first step of the ladder. Violence dropkicks the ladder sending Adam Superstar to the mat. Adam Superstar cuts Violence with a blade. Violence is bleeding as a result. Adam Superstar slingshot elbow drops Violence.
JR- - slingshot elbow drop!
Adam Superstar moves to the first step of the ladder. Adam Superstar goes one step closer to the belt. Adam Superstar moves closer to the top. Adam Superstar makes it to the top step. Adam Superstar falls off the ladder. Nikita tagged in by Adam Superstar. Nikita sets Violence up DDTs him into the the ladder. Havok knee drops Violence. Havok is up again. Violence is up again. Havok hits Violence with the back of his elbow. Violence fist drops Nikita on the the ladder. Violence with a falling splash on Nikita. Violence moves back to his feet. Violence goes up the ladder. Violence takes another step! Violence moves closer to the top. Violence makes it to the top step. Violence grabs the title!!
JR- - The winners of this match, and new EBWF tag titles champions, The two men wrecking crew!!!
Winners and new Tag Team Champions: Violence and Damien
JR-“Ladies and gentlemen, ever since the revelation of the mystery man, who took the EBWF by storm, there has been trouble brewing in our commissioners office. Commissioner MacDonald has been consumed by a bitter hate for the Prophet after many altercations and it all come down to tonight. Two poles…two contracts, each devised by either man and all they need is a signature to validate them. Prophets fate in the EBWF hangs in the balance…let’s take it to the ring.”
The bell sounds and the RA stands center ring.
RA-“The following match is the contract for contract pole match!” Fans cheer as the RA sounds over them again. “A winner is decided when either of the two competitors climbs up and retrieves their respective contract from atop either pole.” Fans are still cheering until “No Chance” by Dope starts to fade in and soon rock the arena. The people boo as Anthony makes his way down the ramp. “Introducing first…standing 6’2” and weighing in at 220lbs, the EBWF Commissioner…Anthony MacDonald!” The people boo Anthony as he pauses on the ramp way and looks around with astonishment. Anthony then smirks as then flexes in a body builder pose. The people are amazed by Anthony’s revealed build and then he continues to walk down the ramp, now with a cocky swagger. He stomps up the ring steps and steps through the ropes, taking to the ring and waiting as he hops from one foot to the other.
“Feel so Numb” by Rob Zombie starts to rock the arena and fans jump to their feet. Prophet comes walking out from behind the set with a steady eye on Anthony. His stern expression lets everyone know that Prophet is taking this match very seriously.
RA-“And the opponent…standing 7’3” and weighing in at 453lbs, the Prophet!” His name pops the crowd but Prophet is steadily watching Anthony and takes no notice. Prophet cautiously slides into the ring and eyes Anthony some more. Anthony comes walking from across the ring and the two men meet in the middle. The contracts are secured to the poles as both men trash talk each other a little more. Prophet obviously has the height and weight advantage, but Anthony doesn’t back down as he feeds Prophet some lip. The sound of the bell and the match is under way. Both men instantly tie up. Prophets size advantage forces leverage on Anthony and the two men back to the corner. The ref intervenes and the hold is broken clean. Anthony glares at Prophet, but Prophet taunts Anthony with a smirk basically saying your ass is grass.
The fans are pumped as Prophet backs off slowly. Anthony gets the game back in his head and looks past Prophet to his contract on the pole. The two men square off again, circling around the ring and then jump back into another tie up. Same as before, a clean break and Prophet is up on Anthony. Anthony looks frustrated as he comes away from the corner. Prophet slaps his biceps and grins at Anthony, calling him on. Anthony takes his time stretching in the corner before making another move. Anthony talks some smack to Prophet and starts walking toward him. Prophet does nothing more than sticks a hand in Anthony’s face. Just bring, it was his hand says. Anthony ties up with Prophet again with authority. The size advantage Prophet has backs Anthony into the corner a third time but Anthony pulls and ace. As Prophet makes the clean break Anthony sucker punches him in the gut. Prophet bows and Anthony grabs his head and shoves him back. Prophet is grounded and Anthony seizes the opportunity. He makes a mad dash across the ring and is up the turnbuckle. Anthony fumbles to grab the contract, but it’s barely out of reach. Anthony has to climb higher. As he’s doing so Prophet gets to his feet and slowly saunters across the ring. He stands under Anthony and looks up at him shaking his head. The fans cheer and the applause cues Anthony to slowly turn. His worst fear stares up at him with a smile and soon Anthony is airborne and crashes to the mat. Prophet is on him in a flash hammering a series of fists into Anthony’s vulnerable forehead. Prophet jerks the dazed Anthony to his feet and whips him to the corner. Anthony hits chest first and Prophet isn’t too far behind, clubbing his arm off Anthony’s back with impact. Anthony drops to his knees and gasps for air. There’s no respite for the commissioner as Prophet pulls him back up and hammers him into the corner with his shoulder. Anthony flops off the turnbuckle and the crowd cheers approvingly. Prophet starts his climb toward his contract. The contract is within his grasp but Prophet shakes his head and comes off the turnbuckle with a smile. The fans are stunned.
“We’re not done yet!” Prophet yells as he grips a handful of Anthony’s hair in his hand. The people roar as Prophet jerks the commish up again and sets him up for a suplex. Anthony tries to fight free but Prophets strength hold him tight. Anthony is up, over and down hard on the mat. Anthony’s pained expression sells the move well, and the crowd blows the roof off and start to rumble the arena as Prophet picks up the broken commissioner. Prophet hooks Anthony’s head again and hoists him high in the air. Anthony is positioned mid-suplex and the fans love it. Prophet shows off his strength as he holds Anthony high in the air for a while, eventually balancing him with one arm. In a swift motion Anthony is brought down BAMM! Brainbuster on the mat and Anthony is KO’d. Prophet drags his thumb across his throat and lifts Anthony’s limp body off the mat again. Anthony drops to his knees between Prophet’s legs and Prophet looks to the crowd for a pop. The people distract Prophet long enough for Anthony to snap a stiff forearm into Prophet’s groin. Prophet drops to his knees as Anthony starts to stand on wobbly legs. With a look of disgust, Anthony moves toward Prophet. Anthony shoves his foot into Prophet’s face and the big man is brought down. Anthony lays leather to Prophet with merciless stomps. Anthony then checks his own face for blood or whatever and then grows a smile. Anthony leaves the weakened Prophet in the ring and retrieves a steel chair from the outside. Upon rolling into the ring, the official gets in Anthony’s face. Anthony swipes the ref away and as he turns he’s met with a size 13 boot to the face via Prophet. Steel slaps Anthony right in the face and he’s knocked to the mat again. The people are backing Prophet as he’s a little pissed. Prophet scoops Anthony off the mat and looks to drop Anthony with the “Respect Bomb” on his way up Anthony grabs the steel chair and slaps the top of Prophets bald head hard. Prophet collapses and Anthony finds a gentle landing. Prophet, on the other hand, is laid out. Anthony looks around with surprise and starts to smile again realizing that this is his moment. Anthony rolls Prophet over and gets in his face. The camera is close enough to hear what Anthony yells.
“You had your chance…this is mine!” Anthony stomps on Prophets gut again and heads to the turnbuckle. As Anthony struggles to climb, Prophet jerks himself up with the ring ropes. Anthony turns back to taunt Prophet again but Prophet crashes against the ropes, dropping Anthony on his jewels. Anthony sits prone and painfully on the turnbuckle. Prophet takes a few lunging steps and tosses the steel chair. The chair smacks against Anthony’s head and he rolls off the turnbuckle and onto the mat. A trace of blood puddles on Anthony’s forehead. The crowd cheers, smelling the blood. Prophet looks a little dazed as he hangs off the ropes. Prophet eventually summons the energy to bounce off the ropes and grab Anthony off the mat. Prophet drags Anthony’s head between his legs and signals for the “Respect Bomb”. The crowd cheers and scream as Anthony is taken up, and dropped hard. The sound of the impact thumps through the arena and even the crowd feels it. The people are a rush of energy as Prophet starts to climb toward his contract. The people urge Prophets slow ascend. Suddenly their cheers turn to boos. From the stage rushes Bad. She leaps up onto the apron and starts to distract Prophet with her flirting ways. Prophet hops off the turnbuckle and shares a moment with Bad. Both Bad and Prophet smile at each other until Prophet pie-faces Bad off the turnbuckle. Suddenly, and unexpectedly, Prophet is smacked over the head with a steel chair. Prophet falls over the ropes to the out side.
Malice, Prophet’s one time tag partner, slides into the ring and attends to Anthony. The people boo Malice as he revives Anthony and urges him up the turnbuckle. Anthony can barely climb and Malice is forced to almost push him up the pole. Prophet is tries to climb back into the ring as he clutches to ring apron. Malice sees Prophet and rushes and drops into a baseball slide. Prophet is knocked back and Bad is right there to give Prophet and earful. All the while, without aid, Anthony slides back down the pole. He’s leaning against the pole and sitting on the turnbuckle. By now the fresh blood has run a mask over Anthony’s face. Malice tries again to help the commissioner up the pole.
On the outside Bad gets in Prophets face with attitude. She goes so far as to slap Propjet. This merely stirs the 7 footer. He rises against Bad and again pie-faces her to the floor. Bad curls up and scurries away from Prophet. Prophet starts to climb back into the ring. Malice goes for another baseball slide but Prophet side steps and connects with a clothesline. Malice hits the mat. Prophet jerks Malice up and whips him into the steel steps. The steps crash apart with he impact and Prophet is on top of his game…for only a moment. Bad is back and nails Prophet with a chair shot across the back. Prophet s brought to his knees and starts to crawl. Bad yells at him and brandishes the steel chair until casting it aside. The crowd suddenly charges up with a roar as Mistress Pain comes bounding down the ramp. Bad sees her coming and takes off running. Mistress pursues Bad around the ring, up the ramp, and to the back. Back in the ring, Anthony has built up enough strength to rise up and stagger around the ring. He surveys the damage and looks to climb the turnbuckle. Anthony ascends and the crowd cheers for Prophet to clear up and get back in the ring. Prophet rolls in slowly and crawls to Anthony’s corner. Prophet almost chases Anthony slowly. Both men move sluggishly. Prophet grabs a hold of Anthony’s ankle and starts to jerk. Anthony looks down; the blood dried on his face, and starts to kick with his free foot. A few well placed kicks knocks Anthony free. Prophet slumps back but gets up again reaching out and grabbing Anthony’s ankle. Anthony seems annoyed and again goes back to kicking Prophet. This time Prophet snatches Anthony’s kicking foot with his other hand and takes a firm hold. Anthony knows he’s in trouble as his expression paints the picture. Prophet rips at Anthony’s legs fiercely, pulling Anthony away from the turnbuckle. Anthony splats off the mat. Prophet slumps back and sucks in some air. Prophet then stands and staggers back, falling into his respective corner. Prophet looks up and sees his contract flapping in the wind. He starts to climb. Malice revives on the outside and reaches in the ring, grabbing a hold of Prophets ankle with both hands. Prophet jerks to get his leg free as Malice grips tight. Malice yells for Anthony to hurry. Anthony starts to get up and Malice is finally able to rip Prophet down. Prophet bangs his head off the turnbuckle and turns around, leaning in the corner. Anthony staggers for a moment but sees his enemy and scowls. With a last hope, Anthony rushes the corner. Everything happens so quickly as Prophet sees Anthony coming and hoists him up and over forcing Anthony to get close and personal with the pole. Anthony is again sitting prone on the turnbuckle. Malice scrambles into the ring and attempts a hasty attack. Prophet ducks a clothesline and bows Malice with a boot to the gut. Prophet sets Malice up, and drops him with a “Respect Bomb” Malice sells the drop and rolls out of the ring, flopping onto the mat. Prophet turns his attention to Anthony, still slumped up in the corner. He smiles as he sees Anthony minus his wits, climbing to grab to wrong contract. Prophet has a pity look on his face as he slowly walks back to the corner. Prophet gets underneath Anthony and looks up. Anthony looks between his legs to see Prophet and in a final act of insult flips Prophet the bird. Prophet takes offence and hooks Anthony’s legs. The fans cheer as Prophet walks away from the corner with Anthony sitting on his shoulders. Prophet raises Anthony high and drops him hard with another “Respect Bomb”. The crowd is all jacked up as Prophet celebrates his maneuver. Prophet then confidently walks across the ring and up the turnbuckle where he snatches his contract off the pole. The bell sounds the arena is flooded with fans cheering and screaming.
“The winner of this match and now co-commissioner…The Prophet!” The people applaud intensely as Prophet stands high on the turnbuckle. “Feel So Numb” blasts through the arena, playing the victors theme. Prophet throws his arm in the air and shows the people his contract. They cheer fiercely. Prophet drops off the turnbuckle and stands over Anthony. Prophet merely drops the contract on Anthony’s chest and the camera picks up his words.
“File that!” Prophet hops out of the ring and strides up the ramp, the newly won co-commissioner of the EBWF. In the ring Anthony starts to revive. He picks the contract off his chest and his eyes nearly bulge from their sockets. Anthony grows frustrated and angry as he turns to look at Prophet. Prophet throws his hands high and smiles at Anthony. Prophet soaks in the moment as Anthony writhes in it.
Winner: Prophet
Otherworld rattles the arena as Wild walks out with a jaunty smile stretched across his face as he walks down the ramp as the fans react with mixed emotion. Wild climbs into the ring and leans in a corner watching the ramp.
Otherworld plays again as Kitty walks out to cheers and whistles as she sways down the ramp with a sexy smirk. She waves to the fans as they cheer extremely loud for the diva.
JR- Looks like Kitty is the favored superstar in this match.
G- PUPPIES!!!!!
JR- Gorilla, calm down!
G- I am. PUPPY POWER!!!!
Kitty walks along the apron, but Wild bounces into the ropes making Kitty fall backwards. He throws her a smirk as she slams her hands on the floor in anger while she pushes to her feet. She once again gets onto the apron and climbs inside. Wild clotheslines her and she grabs his leg tripping him. Wild kisses canvas as Kitty gets to her feet. She pulls Wild up and slaps him across his face wiping the smile right off. He grabs her and does a Russian leg sweep. Kitty hits her head on the mat, Wild goes for a blatant choke as she kicks her legs in the air and paws at his arm to release the pressure, but he keeps a firm grip, once he has had enough he lets up and she coughs gasping for air as she rubs her neck, narrowing her eyes at him. Wild sneers right back at her, still watching him through narrowed eyes she gets back to her feet. Wild charges at her, but she monkey tosses him. She gets up with a smile a mile wide, thinking that she has the upper hand, but is surprised to see that Wild is gone. She turns around quickly to see him looming behind her with a twisted smile, he gives her the inverted DDT. He locks her in the ankle lock.
JR- Wild looking for her to tap
G- Puny superstar, is cheating! PUPPY POWER!!
Kitty is screaming in obvious pain as Wild tights the hold, she tries to reach for the ropes, but he tempts her then pulls her back to the center of the ring. Deciding that her only option is to tap out, Wild really putting the hurt on her, she taps wildly and bell rings. Wild releases the hold and begins to celebrate, but is interrupted by Bad Blood by Ministry blares and out walks Blithe with a mic.
JR- What the hell is going on?
G- SHH! I want to hear.
Blithe makes his way down the ramp as Wild looks confused. Blithe laughs as he stands outside the ring.
B- Wild, sorry buddy, but there are no submissions. So the match will continue.
Wild is livid as he shoots Blithe a furious look. He goes to pick up Kitty, but she upper cuts him and gets to her feet. Wild now seething with anger from Blithe's announcement wants to end this match, but Kitty won't give in that easily, she pulls off the Kat's Meow on Wild. She rolls out of the ring as Wild hits the mat with the palm of his hand in frustration. Kitty walks over to the ring announcer making him exit his chair. She rolls back into the ring with the chair, readying it to swing at Wild as she approaches him. She hovers over him and then brings the chair down on his back, then she low blows him. Wild falls to his knees and Kitty does a graceful dropkick. Wild lays on the mat rolling in torment as Kitty goes for the pin 1...2....3, but Blithe once again interrupts.
JR- Now what?!
G- Come on let them fight!
B- Kitty, sweetheart, there are no dq's. So that pin don't count, therefore the match continues.
Kitty gets to her feet and yells at Blithe saying that she hit him and the pin should count. Blithe shrugs his shoulders making her more annoyed as she growls with anger, when Wild takes advantage and rolls Kitty into a small package. The ref begins the count 1....2......3! Wild gets to his feet holding his arms up in victory staring right at Blithe as though he were rubbing it in that he still won the match. Kitty rolls out of the ring and disappears backstage.
JR- Well folks even though Blithe tried to screw Wild over, he still come out victorious!
G- Congrats, puny disappointed no more puppies.
Match 2: Wild vs. Disgruntled Clown
JR- What an intense match this will be Disgruntled Clown vs. Wild Child.
G- Yeah and both puny superstars will fight hardcore.
Grease Paint and Monkey Brains by White Zombie brings the crowd to life as Disgruntled Clown files out of the curtains, he glares at the audience with a sneer as they boo him. He gets into the ring with his chest heaving with anger as stares deep into Wilds eyes. Wild looks around a the crowd and listens to the boos directed at Clown.
JR- These to are going to kill each other
G- Puny, can't wait to see blood!
Disgruntled Clown hits Wild from behind with a steel chair. Wild hunches over holding his back as the crowd boos making Clown lift the chair into the air for another shot, but Wild kicks him in the stomach making him drop the chair. Wild disregards the pain and stalks towards Clown, but not before leaning down to grab stop sign, he catches Clown off guard and slams the sign into his head. Clown staggers a bit then falls into the ropes. Wild clotheslines him over the top, sending Clown crashing to the floor outside. Then Wild climbs the turnbuckle just as he is balancing himself, Clown grabs him and pulls him down. The two battle outside the ring. Clown whips Wild into the barricade. Wild slams into it with a force that drops him to the floor, Clown doesn't hesitate to pick Wild up, raising him above his head into a gorilla press. He lets go and Wild falls with a sickening thud. Clown taunts the crowd as Wild slightly out of sorts slowly gets to his feet. He slams Clown's head into the ring post making him fall onto the ring steps pushing them out of place as Wild catches a breather.
JR- This is a war zone!
G- Puny superstar got his clocked cleaned as other puny superstar is bleeding.
Wild feels blood trickle down the side of his mouth, he dabs at it with his fingers. When he hears Clown starting to get to his feet. Wild rushes over trying to drag Clown away from the steps, but gets kicked in the face. Clown uses the ring to aid him in his rise to a standing position. Wild is getting to his feet as well, as they watch each other with narrowed eyes. They meet half way and the hand to hand combat starts. Clown gets a good right hand in, but Wild fires back one as well then Wild gets a good left in that makes Clown stagger back. Clown goes for another right, but Wild blocks it and nails him with the left. Clown is now spitting blood and very angry. Wild doesn't seem phased as he fires another blow with the left then Wild rolls onto the ring. Clown now intense with anger as he grabs a fire extinguisher from under the ring. Wild turns to see what Clown has and gets a face full of foam making it hard for him to see, giving Clown time to get in the ring and grab Wild setting him up for a belly to belly and does it beautifully.
JR- That was done without effort very impressive.
G- Puny, got lucky.
Wild staggers about trying to see, but is caught off guard by the chair that he dropped earlier, he tries to balance himself, staggering backward as Clown rolls him up for a pin only getting a two count. Clown agrues with the ref saying that it was indeed a three, Wild finally wiping away the foam can now see the steel chair just within reach. He slowly creeps to the chair then gets to his feet while Clown and the ref are having a heated arguement. Wild rares back and nails Clown with the chair then covers as the ref drops to the mat and counts 1.....2.....3! Wild wins again!
JR- How does he do it?!
G- Puny, cheats!
Match 3: Wild vs. Blithe
Wild slowly rises up as Blithe enters the ring. He allows for Wild to stagger up to his feet and get to a corner. Blithe stands in the opposite side of the ring as the tension begins to build.
JR: Can you believe what is going through the minds of these two? Wild has got to be spent, and Blithe knows it.
AG: Wild was a fool to take up challenge. Should’ve known it be too powerful for him.
Wild slowly makes his way towards Blithe with a determined look on his face.
JR: Wild will not give up. He won’t. He’s determined to fight to the end.
Blithe slowly moves in to confront Wild as he comes towards him. Both men stop in the center of the ring.
AG: Shut up. Fight to break out soon.
Both men stare each other down for a while. Then suddenly, Blithe extends his hand out. Wild grabs it and both men shake hands.
JR: What the hell? Before these two were enemies! What’s going on? Is Blithe just showing respect?
Blithe grabs a mic from the ring announcer and begins to speak.
BO: Ladies and gentlemen, I told you that we were to bring out a new owner, well; here he is! Ladies and gentlemen, returning as the owner of the EBWF, me!
Wild looks at Blithe. Blithe boots him in the gut and delivers the Judgement Day, then pins him for a 3 count. Blithe quickly stands up and looks down at the fallen Wild Child.
BO: What? For a brief moment, you had your hopes up. But now they’re gone. And it was well worth it!
Blithe throws the mic down and starts to laugh as Disgruntled Clown and Kitty enter in the ring to stand over top of the fallen Wild Child.
JR: Son of a bitch! For a moment, Wild thought he had the company back. But now Blithe has made himself owner. Under whose name does he have the authority to do that?
AG: Well this night isn’t over. We still have that King of the Deathmatch final.
JR: Right, but I still think it’s unfair that this had to happen.
Winners: Blithe, Kitty, Disgruntled Clown
"Points of Authority" Hits and Havok comes walking out onto the entryway and down to the ring. Havok gets inside the cell and stands there eyeing the rampway wickedly waiting for Nikita.
JR-" Well Havok looks ready for this Match! Let's see if Nikita can pull off a miracle!
"I wanna be Bad" Booms through the arena as Nikita makes her way down to the ring and slides in. She stands on the oppisite side of the ring awaiting the bell.
JR-" This is the match I myself have been looking foward to. Let's get this thing goin!
The ref calls for the bell and the fights on! Havok runs to Nikita irish whips her into the ropes and spinebusters her to the mat. Havok picks her up and DDT's her back to the mat. Havok turns around to the fans and slides his thrumb across his neck as if Nikita's done. He turns around and gets a strong Kick to the stomach from Nikita. Havok hunches over and Nikita rolls him up in a small package. 1..2.. kickout!
JR-" I Thought Nikita stole one there!
AG-" Havok's to tough!
Nikita grabs Havok and tosses him into the ropes. Havok comes running back and Jumping DDT's Nikita to the mat. Havok picks Nikita up in a gorrila press position and tosses her out of the ring and against the cell. Nikita bounces off and holds her head writheing in pain. Havok slides out of the ring and Grabs Nikita. He tries to get her up into a suplex, but Nikita reverses it and sends Havok's head into the steel stairs. Havok bounces off the stairs will blood explodeing from a gapeing hole in his head. Havok rolls around on the ground trying to whipe the blood out of his eye's.
JR-" Havok is bleeding more then I have seen in a LONG while!
AG-" Puny superstar Havok is hurt!
Havok is struggling to his feet as Nikits is laying boots to the back of Havok's head. Havok catches one of her feet and rotate's his body sending Nikita's body up and over Havok's body and her face meeting squarely with one of the renforcement poles for the cell. Nikita stummbles backward with blood trickling from her nose as Havok rises to her feet and slams her to the concerte with a Cobra clutch Plex. Nikita lands squarely on her head and just lays there. Havok begins scaleing the wire mesh of the cell and jumps onto Nikita with an elbow drop. Both Havok and Nikita are laying on the gorund sucking wind trying to get up. Havok has blood pouring in buckets from his head and Nikita has blood trickling from her nose. Havok manages to get to his feet first and pulls Nikita up by her hair. he grabs Nikita by the face and begins grinding her face against the mesh ripping and tearing her skin. Havok pulls her backwards and slams her to the mat. Nikita is bleeding reguarly with many lascerations from her face. Havok picks her back up and slides her in the ring as he is grabbing a chair. Havok slides in after Nikita as she is getting to her feet. Havok goes to swing the chair as Nikita crescent kicks it back into his head. It bounces off Havok;s head with a sickening thud as he falls to the mat. He lays on the mat in pain trying despertely to keep the blood out of his eye's as Nikita climbs the turnbuckle.
JR-" Havok has got to be weak with all that blood loss! Not to mention the fact that it's running right into his eye's!
AG-" Nikita has impressed Gorilla!
Nikita jumps off the turnbuckle and onto Havok's chest with a guillitine leg drop. Havok shoots up to his ass then falls back down in pain clutching his chest and Screaming in pain. Nikita goes to pick Havok up as she does Havok reverse's it into a Snapmare and Kicks Nikita right in the ribs. Nikita falls to her chest palming her chest as Havok picks her up and Sitout powerbombs her back to the mat. Havok gets back up and grabs the chair walking over to the turnbuckle. He begins wedgeing the Chair between the 3rd and 2nd turnbuckle then walks back to Nikita. He picks Nikita up runs and facebusters her into the chair. Nikita hits with a thunderous bang and flops to the mat. Havok picks her up and hits her with the Blackout for the 1..2..3!
JR- Havok did it!
AG-" Puny superstar pulls off an incredible win!
As havok is celebrateing in the middle of the ring he suddenly gets leveled from behind with a chair. The camera pans back reveiling Pyran hlding the chair and Storm holding another chair. Pyran throws the chair down picks Havok up and slams him onto the chair with the Demonic Dimension. Storm walks over to Havok and grabs him while Pyran is putting the chair in it's sitting positon. Storm Sets Havok up for the Lightining Strike on top of the chair. He slams Havok onto the chair causeing horrible torgue onto his already injured neck. Pyran pulls a mic from his pocket and begins to speak.
P-" Well Havok. See I had soooo much time on my hands after you injured me to think of a great plan like this! See I knew I would be back and since you had my stable I would need some allies. So I sought out Storm who was also nursing an injury and formed what would be the greatest team in the history of this buissness. See Havok this is the FUTURE THIS IS THE BEST!
Pyran spits on Havok and tosses the Mic to Storm.
S-" Remember Havok, Lightining always stikes twice!
Pyran and Storm grab Nikita and carry her out of the ring as EMT's rush out to attend to Havok as the cameras fade out of Maximum Carnage.
Winner: Havok Quick Results
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