It seems that many government-subsidized personnel - perhaps ignorantly but certainly errantly - declare and promote (as
purported time-period "truth") million/billion-year PSEUDO-"scientific" MYTHOLOGY of incredibly-long ages of time for imagined "evolutionary" changes occurring (whether very gradually or occasionally sometimes suddenly).
Caught in the duress of FALSELY-PRESUMED so-called "experts" and their LYING-PRESUPPOSITION accomplices pertaining to origins timing, such taxpayer-funded tour guides [leading general-public tours of underground caves and caverns, waterways, canyons, geysers, fossils, live or stuffed animals, observatories and planetariums, etc.] recite with PROOF-LESS rote repetition TOTALLY-INCORRECT blatterings of
million/billion-year fabricated-eon HERESY.
This SENSELESS BARRAGE of MISINFORMATION is chiefly due to hostile-against-religion lack of SCRIPTURAL education. Because CORRECT origins-dating information originates from and is verified in the HOLY BIBLE, it is wrongly pooh-poohed by prejudiced bigots who irreligiously, anti-religiously, and illegally discriminate against all possible and rational sources of REAL truth, especially Scriptural Ultimate Truth. To cite a practical example, if a priest posted a DANGER: HIGH VOLTAGE sign on a live industrial transformer, anti-science educrats would simply dismiss such a life-saving warning sign as "religious" - and someone would needlessly get electrocuted. If a priest blessed a glass of water, the ACLU, PAW, AUSCS, and other Christ-Almighty-hating subversives would deprive a man dying of thirst on the grounds that such water was "unconstitutionally" "religious." Such demented and ridiculous
INSANE ABSURDITY must not be tolerated according to anyone's common-sense definition of "diversity." But confront
self-appointed know-it-all fools however, and: "A stupid man will get understanding, when a wild donkey's colt is born a man" (Job 11:12).
Continuing on, the incorrect million/billion-year tripe is perpetuated because of a lamentable
ignorance or disbelief in the tremendous, colossal, cataclysmic, massive effect that Noah's Worldwide Flood had to super-quickly alter Earth's surface in nearly-incredible gigantic proportions in an extremely short time. The rapidly-spreading hemispheric-separation crack underneath Earth's oceans allowed "the fountains of the deep" to violently spew into the global atmosphere, drastically and promptly changing Earth's climate from the equatorial regions to both polar areas. Simultaneously, "the windows of the heavens" were opened (Genesis 7:11) causing previously-never-before-experienced torrential rains to gouge out grand canyons and miles-deep ocean ravines, pushing up terrestial crust to mile-high mountain ranges and peaks. Plummeting temperatures caused frozen-water glaciers to carve out Utah-like unique rock formations, leaving behind myriad residue lakes in which were trapped fish of every kind (which, of course, exist to their very day - minus the fished-out trophy-sized lunkers which swam around therein).
Pertaining to the time transpiring before that Great Worldwide Flood, the Bible contains a precise record of the overlapping-lifespan geneologies of pre-Noah patriarchs right back to Adam himself and the day he was formed a naked adult of earth dust directly by the Creator. Previous to that, we read in Genesis chapter 1 of the Holy Bible that there was a Creation Week consisting of six "days." Incidently, the sun, moon, and stars with their enroute-to-Earth starlight were not created until Day 4 of Creation Week -- according to Genesis 1.
Time elapsed between "In the beginning God created
the heavens and the earth" (Genesis 1:1).....and the end of Day 1 of
Creation Week......is specifically revealed in Exodus 20 verse 11 which states:
1. Spouses who are closest friends and domicile cooperative partners with each other in optimistic joy.
2. Spouses exhibiting genuine GALATIANS 5:13-26 fruits of the Spirit (e.g. love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, gentleness, faithfulness).....with 1st Corinthians chapter 13 agape love (being patient and kind, not jealous nor boastful, not arrogant nor rude, always believing the best about the other person).....plus fervent and consistent eros/erotic love (study the Proverbs chapter 5, the entire Song of Solomon along with 1st Corinthians 7:1-5).....without polluting and defiling sexual diversions in the form of porno licentuousness, lasciviousness, idolatry, immodesty, nor impatient and selfish abuse (in view of Proverbs 7, Ezekiel 16 and 23, Jeremiah 2, Hebrews 13:4 and Rev. 21:8).
3. Spouses relentlessly adhering to all of the following:
a. 1st Timothy chapter 5 husbands providing for their own wives by honest and worthy hands-on work.Pertaining to non-obscene hairstyle, some celebrities have had spouses with sexually CONFUSING and sexually-HARASSING mopheaded LOOSE long hair not conducive to facilitating trusting confidence.
b. No drunkenness with nicotene, alchohol, nor narcotics
c. No equal-with-men sexist-feminist unsubmissive insubordination and arrogance (per Leviticus 27:1-5, Isaiah 3:12, 1st Corinthians 11:1-16 and 14:33-38, 1st Timothy 2:12-15, and 1st Peter 3:1-7)
d. Wives obeying and respecting their own husbands
e. Ephesians 4-5 husbands gently being considerately tender with their own wives, not harsh against them, giving honor to the woman as the weaker vessel.
This webmaster looks forward to a new legislative bill destined to become the new law of the land by statute, which basically states that any married couple (either of which member desires divorce) who were married in a church wedding ceremony have to get divorced NOT by lawyers and judges in the secular worldly court system but instead get divorced in a CHURCH - specifically the one they were married in (if still available).
PASTOR: That song really SUCKS.
Dearly beloved, we have gathered together for this lamentable occasion of
seeing these two imbeciles attempt to break their initial sacred wedding vows against each other and us all in the presence of Almighty God.
If anyone has any reasonable cause why these two people should stay married to each other, they should have talked to them or me before now. This is no time to bring up anything now that the service has started, and possibly start a riot. So put a lid on it and simply sit there in silence. It's too late. "The Lord will provide."
Who doesn't want this woman to be divorced from this man?
WOMAN'S FATHER: Her mother and I.
PASTOR: Who doesn't want this man to be divorced from this woman?
MAN'S FATHER: Her mother and I.
CHILDREN OF THE MAN AND WOMAN: Excuse us, but we would also like to be heard and not merely seen in this particular situation. We concur that it is an A-HOLE-ridiculous idea for us to suffer relationship disorientation and disillusionment by letting some noncaring social-worker horn in to cause us to lose our temporarily selfish-attitude mom and egocentric dad not living together in tender Christian forgiveness, peace, and unity.
PASTOR: That's understandable. However, they are making their own
asinine choice. I'll do MY best to talk them out of it.
PASTOR (to the woman): Being that the WEAKER-sex INFERIOR gender is
usually the one to blame who causes trouble in the first place, WHAT do you
REALLY want, and what are you REALLY here for?
WOMAN: I want a divorce from this dude.
PASTOR: WHY? You'd better give me one DUCE of a good excuse, being
that I never DID go for all that premarital or whatever marital-counseling
interrogation CRAP!
WOMAN: Due to my damnable frigidity, he lusts at porn and nude danceresses downtown, and God knows what he does with the gals he coverts with thru CITY PAGES pornoforni ads. He makes sarcastic remarks against me, is not affectionate to me anymore, and stays away from me as much as he can.
PASTOR (to man): What's YOUR side of the story?
MAN: SHE STARTED it, and I could not stop her. Her friends (especially MALE ones she kisses, holds hands with, hugs, caresses, undresses for, and who knows what else) are more important to her than me. She is a feminist SNOT, and presumes that she not only is equal to me, but in many ways "superior." She belittles me in front of her friends, and is so disobedient and noncooperative I want to AVOID her as much as possible. Her and her greedy-for-money warped-mentality feminist-sexist-twit lawyeress friend have connived and conspired against me secretly to get as much alimony and house-ownership rights as they can from the bleeding-heart battered-women-sympathetic courts as possible.
PASTOR: Satan's damnable lawyerettes and feminist judges are
notoriously well-known among us all. Such vile-vermin FILTH will certainly
have a special place of never-ending torment in hellfire someday soon.
(To the woman): WHAT is your PROBLEM, woman? Don't you remember that GOD through his faithful apostolic Bible writers ORDERED you to love, obey, respect, and be in submissive SUBJECTION to your OWN HUSBAND? WHAT is WITH you? WHY have you SCREWED UP? YOU have SERIOUSLY sinned, and need to
APOLOGIZE right HERE and NOW to GOD, to this CONGREGATION, and ESPECIALLY to
your HUSBAND here!
WOMAN: I have SINNED, and apologize to God, to this congregation, and especially to this husband of mine.
PASTOR (to the man): And do YOU apologize to God, this congregation,
and PARTICULARLY to your WIFE here - for RETALIATING against your wayward
WORSER half with porn and expensive masseuse harlots?
MAN: Yeah.
PASTOR: Either one of you STILL want to divorce?
WOMAN: No.
MAN: No WAY.
PASTOR (to everyone): You all can GO. Please leave.
And as for you two, go get some fast-food nutrition, go home, and get it on together a.s.a.p....and from now one wake up and smell the coffee, get a life, get with the program, and quit fooling around like airbrained/bonehead wandering sheep. GO....and DO it!