"Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again".

"Jebus!!!! save me!!!!!!!"- Homer

"I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you"?-Bart

"Sorry, something more interesting than you is on T.V. right now".-Myself

"I like long walks especially when there taken by people like you"!-Myself

"1....2...don't sue"!-Homer

"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down".-George Burns

"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is".-Ellen DeGeners

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."-Dick Cavett

"There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all."-Robert Orben

"A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth."-Patrick Murray