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March 31, 2025

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Hello and welcome to the lighter side of Home and Hearth! Here's where you can come when you feel you need a laugh. Each and every update will bring you new jokes and or funny stories for you all to enjoy.

Also, if you have any funny stories or jokes that you would like to share with everyone, please feel free to use the form below to submit your own humor and it will be included in future updates.

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(These jokes sent in by like2cook! Thanks a lot girl! Much appreciated for your contributions!)

WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."

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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN

I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

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SECTIONAL, SCHMECTIONAL

An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much younger salesman. "Is there something in particular I can show you?" he asked. Yes, I want to buy a sexual sofa." "You mean a sectional sofa," he suggested. "Sectional, schmectional," she bitterly retorted. "All I want is an occasional piece in the living room!"

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HEY! WAIT A MINUTE...

I said to my wife, "Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in our road except one." And she said, "I'll bet it's that stuck-up Phyllis at number 23."

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DIFFERENT IDEAS

A couple are lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world!" The woman says, dryly, "I'll miss you.

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