1) you yell "I LIKE EGGS!" in the middle of class when everyone's watching a video.
2) you walk into walls, doors, poles, refrigerators, etc.
3) you eat at least 15 Cinnamon Altoids daily.
4) you raise your hand in class and say loudly "I like eggs!" to your teacher, even if you don't like eggs, after your teacher calls on you.
5) you diss yourself out.
6) you give yourself the 'finger'.
7) you call yourself names you wouldn't even call your worst enemy.
8) you get really good grades and call yourself and idiot.
9) you live in the land of fluffy bunnies with the pretty white padded walls.
10) your outfit is a straight jacket.
11) you start to laugh your head off for no reason whatsoever.
12) you are the ONE responsible for the war on Iraq.
13) you are Saddam Hussein or Osama bin Laden...or both...is that possible?
14) all you talk about is dogs, cheese, StarCraft, Altoids, eggs, or Spongebob Squarepants.
15) you want your hair straight, even though your hair is already really straight.
16) you liked the Boston Massacre of 1770.
17) you go looking for a pineapple under the sea...just don't drown.
18) you're obsessed with Patrick Star from the hit TV show Spongebob Squarepants.
19) all you eat are foods packed with sugar.
20) you always ask/say "Why?"
21) all you think about is "it".
22) you want to throw your worst enemy in the middle of a 4-way intersection of a highway, chain them to the road, and watch as all of the cars hit them at REALLY high speeds of 150 mph (or higher)...wait a second...of course you'd want front row seats to that!
23) all you do is diss out your friends.
24) you're obsessed with a peanut you named 'Bob'.
25) you cry for a fish you named 'Bob', after it died and you're parents ate it already.
26) you walk into the chalkboard trying to find Chalk Zone..."Maybe it's here..." *BANG!* "Or here..." *BANG!*
27) you think Bikini Bottom, Chalk Zone, La La Land are real. (*innocent look on face*)
28) you try to eat a quarter thinking it's a chocolate coin, even thought it's rock hard, cold, and metal.
29) you have an extremely strong addiction to Doritos and they are all you eat.
30) you have best friend necklaces with Saddam Hussein and/or Osama bin Laden.
31) you think the al-Qaida is your family.
32) you do the Macarena 24/7.
33) you actually know the words to the Macarena.
34) you lend your friend 1000 dollars and then tell them not to pay you back.
35) you always say Moderate (you see both ways) in a vote.
36) you need MAJOR mental help.
37) all you do is laugh.
38) you knock people's teeth out.
39) all you say is "shut-up".
40) you ramble on and on even though you know no one's listening.
41) you call yourself a dumbass.
42) you talk like a California Valley-girl, even though you live in New York.
43) you're reading all the numbers out of order on this list.
44) you bungee-jump with the cord tied around your neck and loosely tied to your slip-on sandal into an active volcano.
45) you cuss out a vending machine because it won't give you candy.
46) you try to drown a fish.
47) you think a snack machine is a slot machine.
48) you drop your backpack in the middle of the hallway for no reason.
49) you get hungry while discussing Turkey in Social Studies.
50) you don't know the words to the Pledge of Allegiance.
51) you repeatedly visit the nuthouse to see your so-called great-aunt Zelda, who has disappeared from the white-walled room for days on end.
52) you decide to revolt against the 5% tax raise.
53) you think the news is about video games.
54) you want to cremate your shirt.
55) you think everyone can read your mind...Maybe they are - or maybe you whisper all your thoughts...the world may never know...
56) you hear voices in your head. It's not the cheerleaders behind you, is it?
57) you put all the wrong answers on your English final to trick the copycat behind you, even though you sit in the last row.
58) you get the plastic surgeon to remove your toenails.
59) you ruin a mirror trying to find out if your diamond earrings are real.
60) you think "MADD" stands for "Mad Arsonists Do Drugs".
61) you say "apple" when your math teacher asks you what Pi is.
62) you use hypnotism to get your parents to give you lunch money.
63) you think your complete love of "Catch Me If You Can", "Titanic", etc. has nothing to do with Leonardo di Caprio.
64) you hug your little brother/sister on your own free will.
65) you throw apples out of second-story windows.
66) you leave a 50-dollar bill on the sidewalk in the subway station.
67) you cry when you see the color purple.
68) you enjoy having 1-millimeter-thick needles put in the skin down your arm, left there for 5 minutes, and pulled out really quickly. (Remember the March 4, 2002 episode of Fear Factor.)
69) you go online and tell people you are 207-year-old guy just to see how fast they would log off.
70) you blow bubbles out of your nose.
71) you remodel your room to look like a "winter wonderland" - a.k.a. painting everything white to look like a nuthouse.
72) you ask pointless questions.
73) you study for a test/quiz you're NOT taking.
74) you name an angle CQJK in math class.
75) you switch schedules with someone and spend the year in the wrong classes.
76) you do Connect-the-Dots on the lunch tables.
77) you can say the alphabet backwards, but not fowards.
78) you see how many licks it REALLY takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
79) you forget how to count.
80) you think Grover Cleveland was named after a character on Sesame Street.
81) you wonder why they only show reruns of Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood.
82) you actually understand politics.
83) you call yourself pathetic...and you're right.
84) you call your room "the happy land of fluffy bunnies a.k.a. the place with the pretty white walls."
85) you have staring contests with inanimate objects.
86) you cross the very fine line between genious and insanity.
87) you think there were 14 colonies.
88) you smash a cinder block over your own head.
89) you think nothing sounds right.
90) you think a circle looks like a square.
91) you ask your teacher if spelling counts on a spelling test.
92) you don't think...therefore, you don't know.
93) you try to sit in the corner of a round room.
94) you think one day chipmunks will rule the world! Mwahahahaha!
95) you start to understand and like algebra a lot.
96) you think a lot after school is done for the day, except you can't think while doing homework.
97) you think there are no pizza places in Italy.
98) you think the Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Tokyo.
99) you have one or more symptoms on this list.
100) you have actually read this entire insane list.
101) you actually took us seriously!!!!