1) you constantly deny your insanity.
2) you keep repeating a song over and over and over out loud.
3) you think that rap and hip-hop are actually music.
4) you are Emily Keenan, Anne Marie Greco, or Mollie Laufe...or all three...hang on...is that even possible?
5) you start singing patriotic ballads out of nowhere.
6) you like the New York Rangers.
7) you like the New York Jets.
8) you don't like cheese or peanut butter.
9) you think that chipmunks (or squirrels) will one day rule the world! Mwahahahaha!
10) you have a "random word of the week". (SWITZERLAND!)
11) you punch out chads in your free time. (A few words of advice: Get a life!)
12) all you eat is chocolate.
13) you enjoy school.
14) you wear pink every single day.
15) you scream out random things.
16) you become a cheerleader and then brag about it to the punks/goths of your school.
17) you start stalking your favorite band or singer.
18) you actually like the Backstreet Boys, N*Sync, Avril Lavigne, and/or Hillary Duff. ::shudder::
19) you have an imaginary friend, past the age (your age) of 12.
20) you start talking to your snowman.
21) you claim you're an animal. I'M A MOOSE! No... I'M A DERANGED RAT!
22) you spell out random words.
23) you answer the phone by saying something similar to: "George Bush's bathroom?" or "Martha Stuart's jail cell?"
24) you sign your name as "Mickey Mouse", "Donald Duck", etc.
25) you go to mineral shows.
26) you hit yourself with a rock.
27) the word "rock" becomes a curse word.
28) you start giving your teacher and classmates zeros (0's.)
29) you borrow gravel from the road to fill the potholes in your driveway.
30) you scream curses at fictional characters when they kill your character.
31) you're obsessed with StarCraft or StarCraft: Brood War.
32) you befriend a rock/mineral.
33) you lick minerals/rocks.
34) you consider "mineral" a curse word.
35) you say "snazzy" more than 5 times a day.
36) you watch way too many anime cartoons.
37) you blow spit bubbles.
38) you write a song about rocks and minerals and then skip down the hall singing it.
39) you think licking walls makes you cool.
40) you're in a game and you yell at the other players on your team to shoot you, even though you know it gives the opposing team points.
41) you think using a black pen instead of a red pen is a crime.
42) you know everyone on your favorite sports team by name and number...someone has an obsession...
43) you run around all insane-like and then walk into a wall.
44) you believe your boyfriend/girlfriend is a celebrity.
45) you count out of order.(1, 8, 500, 2, 4, 7...)
46) you believe there is such a thing as "being late to lunch."
47) you turn into a major jap.
48) you wake up at 4:30am and blast your favorite band's cd as loud as your boombox goes.
49) your best friend is a turkey.
50) your boyfriend claims he's a deranged mountain goat.
51) you collect dead bees/wasps.
52) you like to poke bugs/insects.
53) you mail things in giant teddy bears just to see if the government would notice.
54) you keep a picture of the Evil Eye on your wall.
55) you kill fruit flies by clapping your hands really hard on them for a living.
56) you can name every team in the NHL (National Hockey League) in alphabetical order.
57) you try to break dance to waltz/classical music.
58) you succeed in break dancing to waltz/classical music.
59) your best friend is a grape.
60) you freak out if there is no punctuation in your sentences.
61) you say "Goody, goody, gumdrops!"
62) you think laughing is a crime.
63) you spend all of your time playing kongi.
64) you hit people randomly with kongi pieces.
65) you actually know what kongi is!
66) you beat people with a stick!
67) you think the numbers 2 and 3 are evil.
68) all you talk about is your horse.
69) you're afraid of cheese.
70) you can make iced tea explode.
71) you like to make iced tea explode.Wheeeeeeee!
72) you burn insects in the forest - for the fun of it!
73) you can somewhat multiply in your head, but you can't add, subtract, or divide in your head. (Get a calculator!)
74) you LOVE the happy land of fluffy bunnies with the pretty white padded walls.
75) you buy a pumpkin and name "him" 'Fred'.
76) you run around your house screaming "We have been defeated!"
77) you think Leonard di Caprio really did die in "Titanic".
78) you think that "The Planet of the Apes" is real.
79) you think that "The Planet of the Apes" is what the future really will be like.
80) you think the Montreal Canadians are the Montreal Camádians because you claim the writing on the scoreboard is too small.
81) all you can sing is the "Hokey Pokey".
82) you repeat the stunts from the movie "Jackass".
83) you go to a hockey game and instead of paying attention to the the game, fights, scoring, etc., you count the players.
84) you get braces "just for the hell of it"!
85) you go online, lookup stories on really stupid crooks, and read every single one you find.
86) you are one of the creators of this extremely long list.
87) you poke your computer out of boredom.
88) you're obsessed with kongi!
89) you think your uncle really is a monkey!
90) you take 10 points off your own average because you feel like it...then forget to put them back...oi...
91) you're in love with Spongebob Squarepants!
92) you're in love with a lunch table!
93) you're in love with someone you know, who definitely won't EVER go out with you...boy, that sucks...
94) you don't know how to count from 94 to 99! Ex: 94, 95, 86, 51...
95) you can't count to 5 by the time you're 13 years old.
96) you're married to the Muffin Man!
97) you know where the Muffin Man lives!
98) you get married to your car...and then sleep with it!
99) you hit yourself over the head with a shoe!
100) you have one or more symptoms on this list.
101) you just read this entire list.
102) you actually took us seriously!!!!