1) you cry because you can't figure out a math problem.
2) you run around your house screaming, "We are the champions!"
3) you decide to find out if your finger is flammable. Ooo...purty fire... O.O
4) you tattoo your tongue with a Sharpie. Mmm...I'll go do that now. Ink tastes good... O.o;
5) you tattoo your favorite cartoon's name on yourself...all by yourself...even though you don't know HOW to.
6) you break out into the theme song of your favorite anime TV show, which, by the way, is in all Japanese, in the middle of class while you're taking a test/quiz.
7) you yell at an athlete, "My Grandma plays better than you!"
8) you run around screaming, "It's snowing! It's snowing!" in the middle of the summer.
9) you chuck your cousin out the window.
10) you run around screaming, "I'm Mineral Boy!"
11) you run around screaming, "I'm Rock Man! MIneral Boy's arch enemy!"
12) you shoplift a pack of gum and then run for your life because you think the cops are after you...maybe they are...or maybe you're just imagining things.
13) you ask someone if they feel pretty and witty today.
14) you think the Kongi's are in love with you and are coming to get you.
15) you go up to someone you don't know and say to them, "You're my future husband."
16) you like Japanese shows (anime), even though you don't know what they're saying.
17) you're in love with a fictional character.
18) you're actually in love with "Stacey's mom".
19) you eat snow because you claim it looks like Dip 'n Dots ice cream.
20) you throw lunchboxes at people.
21) you change your name to Martiant X.
22) you claim your name is Shanneiqua...and you're a guy.
23) you don't know who Mike the Headless Chicken is.
24) you had a secret love affair with Mike the Headless Chicken.
25) you know the whole "Uncle Horehay Theme Song" by heart.
26) you do The Horehay 24/7. (Just running around in circles with your arms straight up in the air and your knees going up to your stomache as you run.)
27) you believe Mariah Carey is your girlfriend...no one believes you for some reason...hmm...
28) you think THEY are out to get you...wait...how do YOU know that? Are YOU one of THEM?!
29) you try to drink with the straw up your nose.
30) you attempt to go to the bathroom with a shoe up your ass.
31) you climb up the stairs, and then, at the top, you yell, "I'm on Mount Everest!" Then you jump and land in a split on the cement sidewalk.
32) you claim your therapist is really a criminal rapist.
33) you think Kongi are trying to rape you.
34) you put Kongi down your friend's shirt/pants.
35) you watch Barney past the age of 7.
36) the only reason you're bilingual (speaking more than 1 language) is because you watch Dora the Explorer. "Hola, Hello".
37) you think your English teacher is really Satan in disguise and practices witchcraft.
38) you believe in the Great Pumpkin.
39) you not only believe in the Great Pumpkin, but you also believe in the philosophy of the Great Longhorn Chicken.
40) your little sister starts claiming she's a half-demon. Though, you tend to think she's more of a full-demon.
41) you tell people that your real name is Sango(girls) or Sesshomaru(guys) because it sounds "cooler".
42) your little 8-year-old brother starts claiming he's really Shippo from the Japanese anime show InuYasha.
43) pizza tastes bad.
44) you spend at least two full weeks in the happy land of fluffy bunnies with the pretty white padded walls.
45) you start jumping down wells, trying to travel back to Fuedal Japan, to meet you one true love: Sesshomaru.
46) you time how long it is until your two friends knock down your "Kongi tower".
47) your mother thinks you're on drugs.
48) you try to kill folks with Kongi.
49) you use the word "folks".
50) you claim you're a "psycho" when you really meant to say you're a "psychic".
51) you're senile at the age of 10.
52) you believe that watching Austin Powers gives you brain damage.
53) you spend hours watching Rolie Polie Olie until your brain starts to hemorrhage. (Please don't die!!!!)
54) you're afraid of the new phone your dad just installed in your room.
55) you attempt to use hypnotism to try to get your parents to give you back your CD.
56) you legally rename yourself the name of your favorite cartoon character.
57) you finally realize that you missed lunch when discussing Hungary in Social Studies.
58) you stand on top of your desk to put up a poster at the bottom of the wall.
59) you hit yourself with the car door...multiple times.
60) your lunch table in school gets its own government.
61) you think, therefore, your brain hurts.
62)none of the things on any of the Insane Lists apply to you. O.O
63) you have a sick obsession with Beanie Babies.
64) you say you're heartless and then save a baby squirrel's life...and then you set it free and the stupid thing runs in the middle of the street and gets hit by a truck. -.-'
65) you spam the word "baka" randomly on the internet to see how long it would take for you to get kicked off by the server. ("baka" is Japanese for "idiot".)
66) you forget the date on January 1st.
67) you take a vacation in a coffin-sized "hotel" outside of Tikrit, Iraq.
68) you keep a list of your stupidest quotes.
69) your best subject is English, and yet you still start the word "keep" with the letter "t".
70) your computer is possessed.
71) you talk to your computer.
72) you talk to your printer.
73) you lose the pen that was right in front of you.
74) you name your computer "Compy".
75) you show empathy towards inanimate objects.
76) you suddenly fear the basement for no reason whatsoever.
77) you suddenly fear socks because of a movie called "Revenge of the Socks" on StarCraft: Brood War.
78) you're best friend is named Happy Joe Hobo.
79) you fight with your friends about the pronunciation of "caramel". It's either pronounced "car-a-mel" or "kara-mel".
80) you get a haircut like Kagome's. (Kagome: "You're mean!" ::cries::)
81) you think watching a lava lamp is as exciting as going to space.
82) your microwave talks to you.
83) you suddenly find a sock on your head and then spend an hour wondering how it got there.
84) you talk about yourself in the third person.
85) you suddenly sing, "Pop-Eye the sailor man, toot-toot!" while the whole class is watching a video.
86) you spend 5 to 10 years building a time machine that doesn't work.
87) you shove a Lincoln Log up your ass.
88) you think that Murphy's Laws are ALL true.
89) you eat a whole tub of ice cream in the winter...with no heat!
90) you think Thomas Jefferson was that cool dude who invented the light bulb in the year 1996.
91) you like that the M&M's lost their color. (It is actually very upsetting!)
92) you keep the windows open in the winter with no heat because you're training to become an eskimo.
93) you refer to something as 'the thing, next to the thing, by the thing.'
94) you think it takes a brave and courageous person to wear the color pink.
95) at first you don't succeed, you destroy all evidence that you even tried.
96) you believe that just because something isn't on/in the computer, it doesn't exist.
97) you print out all of Murphy's Laws. (HAH! See? It does NOT jam the printer!) =P
98) you look in the mirror and think the person staring back at you is your new best friend, or your twin sister/brother, and then wonder why you only see them when you're looking in the mirror.
99) you look in the mirror and say, "You have issues," to the person on the other side.
100) you buy a pet chicken and name it Einstein because you think it's brilliant, when everyone knows chickens are the stupidest animals in the world!
101) you read this whole insane list.
102) you have one or more of these symptoms on this list.
103) you actually took us seriously.