“I like math that rhymes…” -Greg
“Life sucks, live with it. Life is good, live with it. Either way, live with it!” -Anne Marie
Robyn: “I think I’ve lost my mind…”
Steph: “You lost your mind a while ago…”
Robyn: “Holy fuck!”
Steph: “I didn’t know fuck was holy…”
“When monkeys go bad…” -Evan
Anne Marie: “I’m an idiot!”
Robyn: “And you just realized that…?”
“I’m only annoying on days that end in ‘y’.” -Evan
“Sometimes, when I act stupid, I’m not acting.” –Steph
Steph: *points to Robyn* “I’m with stupid.”
Robyn: “Hey! I’m not stupid…”
Steph: *points to Anne Marie* “I’m with insane.”
Robyn: *shrieks*
Steph: “What?”
Robyn: *laughs a little* I thought Lauren’s purse was a bee right next to my head.”
Steph: “So, you shrieked at nothing?”
Robyn: “Yeah, pretty much…”
“I wanna drown a fish…or my sister…or both…” –Steph
“Like, BOOM!!!” –Steph
Robyn: “I’ve said a lot of stupid things in my life…”
Steph: “Duh!”
Robyn: “I cut myself on the ceiling…”
Steph: “How?”
Robyn: “It’s a sharp ceiling…”
“One plus one equals eleven and two plus two equals twenty-two!” –Evan
Robyn: *says in a funny voice* "Dude! Where’s my car?"
*points at the copy-machine* “It’s all your fault!!!” -Robyn
Robyn: “Your life is a privilege…and you just lost it.”
Some Kid: “Really?”
Robyn: “No…”
Steph: “DUDE! I’m a hamster on crystal meth!!!”
Kitty: “Spastic!”
“I wish, I wish, I wish I was a fish!” –Steph
“You don’t have to go to Iraq, to find a really cool explosive snack!” –Steph
Lucia: “What the heck is the matter with you?”
Steph: “I dunno…a lot of things…”
Robyn: “Everyone say ‘Put the goddamn book down, Steph!”
Everyone: “Put the goddamn book down, Steph!”
“I’m deeply honored…wait, does that make sense? What about ‘truly honored’?” –Mona
Mona: “Yeah, Marie!”
Robyn: “I’m not Marie…”
Mona: “I’m deeply…uhh, what’s the word…defended!”
Robyn: “You mean ‘offended’…”
Mona: “Yeah!”
“So, I had rice and I got really hyper. Then, I had strawberries and I got more hyper. Then, I had cookies and I calmed down.” –Steph
“I wanna fly. Like a bird. Like a plane. Like Superman!” *collapses on the couch* “Like, ow!” –Steph
Steph: “Ok, Thing One, Thing Two, get OUT of my room!”
Sara A.: “Who’s Thing One?”
Sara K.: “I’m Thing One!”
Sara A.: “No, I’m Thing One!”
Steph: “First one out is Thing One!”
*comes into the room with a foamy white milk mustache* “Got rabies?” –Steph
Steph’s Dad: “What did you think of Hillary Clinton’s interview?”
Steph: “I thought Barbara Walters was ugly.”
“RANCH DORITOS…ranch doritos…COME TO ME!” –Steph
“How come I clean my spot at the lunch table, but I don’t clean my room?” –Robyn
“I have too many Dorito wrappers. Soon, I’ll need another bag!” –Steph
Steph: “Please can I have a Listerine?”
Robyn: “No, I already gave you one.”
Steph: “You were daydreaming. You only think you gave me one.”
Robyn: I’m not that big of an idiot like you think I am. I know that trick. I’ve tried it on my parents for a raise on my allowance and it didn’t work.”
Steph: “Please?”
Robyn: “No.”
“That would only happen if my dog was king of the world. AND MY DOG’S A GIRL!” -Raina
“I’ve put off cleaning my closet for about three years now…” –Robyn
Robyn’s Mom: “The cerebellum controls activities.”
Robyn: “You mean like walking into a wall?”
*tries to flick a rubber-band at the wall* “Ow…” –Robyn
*bangs her head on the arm of the chair* “I hate chemistry…ow…” *keeps banging her head* “Ow…ow…” *keeps on banging her head on the arm of the chair* “Ow…ow…ow…I hate chemistry…ow…” –Robyn
(review for science final) Robyn’s Mom: “What’s mechanical advantage?”
Robyn: “An advantage that a machine has…over…something?”
“I’m Lord of Touch-Me-and-I-Kill-You…I mean Lady…whatever…” -Robyn
(after just getting math review sheets to study from her mom) “DIE DIE DIE!!!” *throws the math sheet across the room and jumps on it* “DIE MATH SHEET, DIE!!!” -Robyn
*mumbles* “I hate essays, I hate essays, I hate essays…” –Robyn
*speaks in a high-pitched, somewhat squeaky voice, like Gir from the show Invader Zim* “I’m gonna sing the Doom Song now! Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom,…” –Robyn
Robyn: “I can’t spell shit…”
Anne Marie: “Ya just did.”
“Pretty birdy…” –Anne Marie
Anne Marie: “Paul is funny!”
Robyn: “Shut up or I’ll hurt you. But then you’ll hurt me back; so I won’t.”
Anne Marie: “I cooked my feet…”
Robyn: “Shut up…just shut up…”
“PINK FLUFFY BUNNY! AAAAHHH!” –Anne Marie
Anne Marie: *gives middle finger and moves it up and down on her chin*
Robyn: “Are you trying to pick your nose with your middle finger? ‘Cause you’re not having much luck…”
Anne Marie: “No, not really…”
Anne Marie: *keeps mispronouncing “fan fic”*
Robyn: “You can’t even pronounce “fag sticks” right!” XD
Anne Marie: XD
Robyn: “I mean “fan fic”!" *still laughing*”
Anne Marie: *still laughing* “Can’t…breathe…!”
Robyn: “Um, are you okay?”
Anne Marie: “Can’t……breathe!”
Robyn: “Anne Marie! Jeez! You need to breathe! You’re not some frickin’ animal that can hold its breath for 2 hours straight!”
Steph: “Let’s hear it for Pickle Power!”
(Steph and Robyn high-five)
Steph & Robyn (simultaneously): “Owww . . . . . .”
Robyn: “At least we got it right that time. . . .”
“Oh, no, my memory’s going, I’m turning into my mom, save me, Robyn, save me . . .” -Steph
Steph: “Did you drag the chair up the stairs? ‘Cause it looks like one of the chairs at the dinner table…”
Robyn: “No, I got it from the other room.” [points to other room] “I did that the other day.”
“Ya know, sometimes we’re stupid, and other times, we’re really stupid.” –Steph
“Orlando Bloom is hhhhhhoooootttttttt...” -Steph
[points and yells at the printer] “Shut up! Shut up and be quiet! EVIL PRINTER!!!” -Robyn
“I mean, not to toot my own horn, but...toot.”-Steph
Steph: “There’s a difference between 'Bringing Down the House' and burning down the house.”
Robyn: “Almost burning down the house.”
Robyn: “I say some of the stupidest things.”
Steph: “That’s an understatement.”
Robyn: “Yeah, well, Anne Marie says ‘green tastes good’.”
Steph: “Well, Robyn, news flash for ya. Anne Marie’s mental.”
“Compy stupid.” –Robyn
“You named your computer? And of all names, Compy??!!” -Steph
“Each of the ‘Three Musketeers’ has, or has had, a boyfriend named Josh. I, the 3rd Musketeer, have never had a boyfriend, but I bet that when Mr. First Boyfriend comes around, his name will be Josh.” -Steph
“IT’S FU*KING NEW YEARS! EVERYONE BE HAPPY!” –Vance
“See? I’m a nice person. I wave.” -Robyn
“Tell me, Anne Marie, what’s it like to live in a constant haze of stupidity?” –Robyn
“Be quiet or I’ll smack you with a flimsy, wooden rod.” –Mr. Bieler
Steph: "This guy's been hitting on me and I believe his name's Bob."
Paige: "...the Builder? Can he fix it?"
"I swear to God, when we become roommates in NYC, you're going to put up a portrait of Doby the beanie baby in our apartment. When you lose your virginity, he'll be looking on. OMG, did I just actually say that?" -Steph
"Daddy, your youngest daughter is a potty mouth. Your oldest daughter is a potty mouth too, but she hides it better." -Steph
Steph: "Seriously, we could make a music video to our lives!"
Steph's mom: "God, I have sand in my teeth!"
Robyn: "People are probably going to think we're very weird."
Steph: "NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!"
"I'm meglamaniacal." -Evan
Steph: Why is it called the spiral? It doesn't spiral."
Deirdre: "I don't know..."
"You people are so weird... It's fun to play off your weird-ness." -Ms. Gallaga
Allison: "Where do you find your friends?"
Robyn: "E-bay."
Robyn: "We'll find the car eventually."
Robyn's Mom: "I know we're parked in the second space in..."
Robyn: "And I repeat...we'll find the car eventually."
"Oooh, firetruck! Must see!" *runs to window and trips over sandal* "OW!" -Robyn
*hugging Harry Potter pillow* "I'm the only one that's allowed to lay on Harry!" -Anne Marie
"...Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Ow! My eye! Stroke! Stroke!..." -Lauren
"...But I gave up on acting. I act with my pencil." -Anne Marie
Laura: "Yeah, Sheri, we thought of you when we saw 'Gypsy'."
Steph: "Wasn't that about a prostitute?"
Alyssa: "No, it's about a stripper, there's a difference..."
Allie: "I wasn't cursing!"
Steph: "Umm, I think 'bitch fucking asshole' qualifies..."
"Next time, go out with a guy who can spell your last name." -Laura
Alyssa: (points to color-coded shelves) "What do you think?"
Steph: "I think it looks kind of OCD-ish..."
Alyssa: "Laura! It looks like they're CDs or something..."
Steph: "No, I said OCD."
Alyssa: "Oh, well, I don't watch that show!"
"Oh, and girls, if I find a boy in one of your beds...have fun!" -Jamie
"Hey Steph, let's go play E.T. Phone Home..." -Laura
"The answers are found in STREAKING!" -Jeff
Mr. Kaefer: "We're going to be observing mitosis in plant and animal cells."
Nick: "With a microscope?"
Mr. Kaefer: "No, we're going to hold it up to the light and look really hard."
Robyn: "But Stephie, it's your job to annoy Joe."
Steph: "It's my job? Can I get paid??"
Steph: "Eww! It has like, wings!"
Robyn: "Stephie, fish don't have wings...they have fins!"
"God...every time I hear the words 'Oh, yeah,' I think of the Kool Aid dude..." -Robyn
"It would sound better if you quoted it: 'The coolest German I know' by Gol the fucktard." -Greg (SC)
"What the hell does FUBU stand for? 'Farmers Used to Buy Us?'" -Eddie
"Glasses make me sexy." -Greg
Greg: "My mom is manly."
Mr. Clark: "It is hard to scar Mr. Clark. Mr. Clark is scarred."
Annie: "Whoa, what's on this table?"
Liz: "It's crotch."
Annie: "Crotch? Who's been rubbing their crotch on the table?"
Liz: "Zach."
Annie: "Zach! I thought we talked about this already!"
"By the way, I'm marrying your computer. It said yes to me." -Mollie
"I'm the only gay Eskimo. I'm the only one I know. I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe. I go seal hunting with my best friend Tarka. All I wanna do is get in his parka. I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe." -Alyssa
"But Laura, I don't WANT a duck as my sex slave!" -Steph
"I was on the phone and I suddenly realized that I didn't have a shirt, and I don't remember taking it off. And the thing that's really weird is that I had the phone to my ear the whole time. How did I even get the shirt off? I sorta want to [know]. I might have supernatural stripping powers." -Rob
Annie: "Oh, oh! Where were you guys?"
Zach: "Well, Liz was picking her nose..."
Liz: "Hey! -.-"
"Grr...I knew it. This stupid computer is possessed. It has been for a long time. Started with the mouse. It moves around the screen randomly." -Robyn
[After falling asleep on the phone and snoring.] "When I'm stuffed up...I have a stuffy nose." -Rob
Mollie: "We'll need more room for Rob quotes."
Rob: "Did you just say we'll need more porn?"
"I feel bad for my mother, too." -Rob
"It's like standing on the roof and screaming, 'I like cheese doodles!'" -Rob
"I think I should tie the monkey to the fan." -Rob
"If I lie here on the floor, and squint my eyes, the light on the air conditioner looks like...wheee...all crazy and stuff, shiny... Why isn't it a lovely shade of shartruce, but no, it's a lovely green light... Red light, green light, one, two, three!!" -Rob
"Oh, hello Mr. Pretty Skull, sitting on top of books, looking at me, saying...nothing. That's 'cause it's made of foam. Ha, Mr. Foamy Skull, ha. I laugh at you. You can't move! You can't say anything 'cause you're just a skull made of foam, and rubber! And you're a skull." -Rob
"There's something blinking in here...and it's not me." -Rob
"I wonder if I could be a jet propelled by a fart. If I was running a race, and I ate a bean burrito...could I run it faster?" -Rob
"It's like glass...made of rocks." -Rob
"Who here thinks I'm a pretty weety flower? ^_^ Oh, shut the fuck up. -.-" -Shawn
Paul: [To Robyn] "...Actually, she [my girlfriend] told me she didn't care at all. That if I ever did something with another girl, though, she wants to watch... Yeah...she's bi. I'm like, that's cool, but I probably won't take you up on that. And...if you get any ideas that I'm cool with you touching another guy...you're dead wrong. So...we're pretty much clear. ^.^ So, rip your top off."
Robyn: "Umm...nope."
"Compy and I have a love-hate relationship. -Pats the monitor of her computer.-" -Robyn
"Paige, do you like ACDD?" -Asa
Eddie: "When do I get to be your girlfriend?"
Robyn: "What?"
Eddie: "When do I get to be your girlfriend?"
Robyn: "You're not a girl..."
"Is a glove and a mitt the same thing?" -Casey R.
"God, if I never saw another eight-year-old again, I'd be a happy camper." -Mr. Formato
[Alf-Life]: Has anyone here ever been to Tokyo/Kyoto/Japan?
[MechaMrEd]: I think if you went to the first two, the third one comes free.
[Anton]: I can see myself reinstalling windows.
[A|exander]: Wow, are you having an out-of-body experience?
[Lucent]: There should be a netflix for books - read 'em, send 'em back.
[antiscout]: There is. It's called 'the library.'
"Computers destroyed my life. Today when my mum told me to get up, I asked her for the password." -Anonymous
Robyn: "I feel like a giddy school-girl!"
Steph: "You are a giddy school-girl!"
"I can dance like an old woman with arthritis." - Felix
"You, me, and Trojan: tonight, at 3am. 'Cause now you know! It's Mike's Super Short...Penis!" -Jonathan
Bryan: "That essay is so gay!"
Mr. Boland: "Yes, it is very homosexual. They have a whole inconspicuous orgy of essay sex."
Jon: "What was that?"
Ms. Nesfield: "That's what we call a horn, Jon."
"Check out the sequins on my butt!" - Jeremy
Mr. Uliano: "Raise your hand if you had Formato last year."
*about 6 kids raise their hands*
Mr. Uliano: "I thought so. I could tell by the disturbed faces."
Steph: "There is nothing wrong with guys who wear lipstick."
Robyn: "Unless it doesn't match their skin tone."
"One day, we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car." -Ben
"Does anyone know how to do subtraction? Like, on paper?" -Jesse A. (pre-calc class)
"It's people like him that made me vow to never again date over the Internet, especially dipshits that live in bumble-fuck-nowhere-God's-anus land and cheat on you with a hick." -Jonathan
"Oh my God, I spent all day in a giant hamster wheel." -Alex
Robyn to Steph: “I’m taking the away the pen so you can’t write anymore quotes…”