The Idiocy of Computers

Welcome to the Idiocy of Computers page! This is where we list all those stupid (yet funny) errors that computers get.

Error #1: Phoenix ROM BIOS PLUS Version 1.10 AO6
Copyright 1985 - 1988 Phoenix Technologies Ltd.
Copyright 1990 - 2003 Dell Computer Corporation
All Rights Reserved

Dell System Optiplex GX260 Series
www.dell.com

Error 8602 - Auxiliary Device Failure
Keyboard failure
Primary hard disk drive 0 not found

Strike the F1 key to continue, F2 to run the setup utility

Error #2: Setup is unable to locate a suitable version of DirectX on your machine. You will need to install DirectX before you can use LiveArt98, dumbass!

Error #3: Printer on fire.

Error #4: The procedure failed with the following error: The command completed successfully.

Error #5: Not enough memory to display this dialog.

Error #6: Your mouse is not working, please click here to acknowledge.

Error #7: Cannot delete tmp150_3.tmp: There is not enough free disk space. Delete one or more files to free disk space, and then try again.

Error #8: Windows has found an unknown device and is installing a driver for it.

Error #9: Your system shell has changed. The Compaq software will work with your new shell, but the new shell will not work with your Compaq software. Do you wish to keep your Compaq software working? Click yes if you are unsure.

Error #10: Error 0000: No errors found, restarting computer.

Error #11: You need to supply a fax number in order for your request not to receive fax notifications to be processed.

Error #12: Alert! Cover was previously removed.
Alert! Fan failure.
[Note: The "cover" of the computer had never been removed...ever. As far as Mr. Formato's 9th period sophomore English honors class of 2005-2006 knows, anyway.]

Error #13:
aim.exe - Application Error
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The instruction at "0x0113ac40" referenced memory at "0x0113ac40". The memory could not be "read".

Click on OK to terminate the program
Click on CANCEL to debug the program
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OK Cancel
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