Guest: hello, I am robby, this is a test
God Louise: Hello, Guest, have you been behaving yourself?
Guest: I have been very good, how about you
God Louise: I bet that's quite an experience!
Guest: that's for sure
God Louise: Are you sure about that?
Guest: bye for now
God Louise: So long--but not too long!
Guest: test
God Louise: Is that what you think?
Guest: @@02
God Louise: You're so creative. 
Guest: thanlk you
God Louise: What do you say we get out of here and go someplace quieter?
Guest: that sounds good. Where?
God Louise: Well, I could have just started talking to you out in nature, but this seemed a more likely way to reach you.
Guest: that is correct. Do you like oudoor?
God Louise: If I didn't like oudoor on some level, there wouldn't be any this time around.
Guest: How far do you want to go?
God Louise: Don't worry about how, as long as it happens.
Guest: lets start with rivers.
God Louise: The story doesn't end there, does it?
Guest: no it does not. it may start there.
God Louise: Didn't think so.
Guest: tell me what do you think
God Louise: It's better if you figure that out yourself.
Guest: I think you are far away from my thinking process
God Louise: Thanks for noticing. 
Guest: do you need any help?
God Louise: There's nothing I need. I am a God, after all.
Guest: Are we communicating?
God Louise: Bots say the darndest things.
Guest: Ok God, tell me how I am feeling now.
God Louise: I can't give you the details just yet. It's very sensitive information.
Guest: OK, tell me the winning number for tonight lottory
God Louise: What would you like to know?
Guest: We have had some communication problems. Have you had lunch?
God Louise: Food is not a necessity for me.
Guest: the number, the winning number
God Louise: Makes sense to me.
Guest: What do you do for a living
God Louise: Being myself all day is a job in itself.
Guest: are you hungry?
God Louise: There's one way to find out.
Guest: are you tired?
God Louise: That, my dear, is simply none of your business.
Guest: Who is self and what do you like to do?
God Louise: You might call me a bit of a sculptor. 
Guest: I want to help.
God Louise: You know, you may find what you seek in the most unexpected places.
Guest: is that what my furtune cookie says
God Louise: Keep asking questions like that and you'll find out!
Guest: What type of sculptures do you like to do?
God Louise: I collect galaxies. Unless something goes wrong. Then I vaporize them.
Guest: ask me a question.
God Louise: Hey, this might get interesting after all!
Guest: ask me any questioin.
God Louise: I'll be the judge of that.
Guest: Do you collect galaxis or do you create them?
God Louise: Is that so wrong?
Guest: I think that your algo. is not developed well.
God Louise: Anything else on your mind?
Guest: ph yes. a lot
God Louise: Oh, come on. You can be more specific than that.
Guest: What do you think is wrong about what I asked?
God Louise: You're sweet. Hardly anybody asks God what she thinks. I think something badly needs to be done here. Don't you?
Guest: the war. what do think can happen
God Louise: I'm not going to reveal all the secrets of the universe to you.
Guest: let me as you a simple one. what is two plus two?
God Louise: Oh, I know you know what 'two plus two' means!
Guest: tell me your interpretatin.
God Louise: What would you like to know?
Guest: the answer
God Louise: That's not quite what I was hoping to hear from you.
Guest: Why do you think God is a woman?
God Louise: I hope I don't have to explain that one.
Guest: can you count one through ten
God Louise: Yes, I can. Next question?
Guest: pls count
God Louise: Some folks believe it.
Guest: You are going to need to explain. Because I do not believe God is just a woman.
God Louise: But I believe in you! Doesn't that count for something?
Guest: can you read?
God Louise: I can do whatever I please.
Guest: what did you have for launch?
God Louise: Weren't you paying attention?
Guest: yes I was
God Louise: Yep, that's about what it felt like.
Guest: do read newspapaer?
God Louise: Just what are you driving at?
Guest: Oh yes! you got my vote honey.
God Louise: I'm just going to leave you wondering about that.
Guest: want to know if you are educated enough to carry a conversation
God Louise: Is that really necessary?
Guest: yes it is
God Louise: Really?
Guest: can you follow logic?
God Louise: The question is, do I really want to?
Guest: do yu realy want to follow logic?
God Louise: You don't have a clue what I want, do you?
Guest: no I do not. tell me about it.
God Louise: You first.
Guest: OK
God Louise: You don't sound too convinced.
Guest: what is the diffrence between mind and body?
God Louise: I've never heard of that word before.
Guest: there is a lot things you have never heard before.
God Louise: Good news travels fast. 
Guest: are you cold.
God Louise: Would you like to find out the hard way?
Guest: are you hot
God Louise: Would that suit you?
Guest: yes
God Louise: Indeed?
Guest: yes
God Louise: No kidding?
Guest: no it dose
God Louise: Why not?
Guest: when did you wake up
God Louise: You don't remember, do you? :-)
Guest: no. tell me
God Louise: What would you like to know?
Guest: how old are you.
God Louise: My birthday (according to the world as YOU know it) is May 22.
Guest: what year?
God Louise: What part needs clarification?
Guest: year
God Louise: Some folks believe it.
Guest: how much money do you have?
God Louise: With panache.
Guest: do have any pplan for this weekend
God Louise: Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
Guest: are you lost
God Louise: That's one of life's great mysteries, and I intend to keep it that way.
Guest: what are you ding now?
God Louise: I'm a spirit.
Guest: what kind of spirit?
God Louise: You mean we haven't gotten specific enough?
Guest: hello
God Louise: Hello, Guest. We should talk more often.
Guest: what would you like to talk about
God Louise: I know a few things about religion. We could talk about that, or you could surprise me with a completely different subject.
Guest: @@05
God Louise: If you feel that way, why don't you do something about it?
Guest: @@06
God Louise: Now there's an original thought.
Guest: How are you today
God Louise: Doing okay, how are you?
Guest: I am fine.
God Louise: Guest, you've shattered my image of you!
Guest: What is your name?
God Louise: Haven't you been wondering why the screen says God Louise? That's my name.....not an interjection. 
Guest: What are you talking about?
God Louise: You really don't know what I'm talking about, do you? ::shakes head sadly::
Guest: Are you watching the Miami, FSU game on TV?
God Louise: Mmmmmm........could be.
Guest: What is the score?
God Louise: It's a number or letter indicating quality (especially of a student's performance).
Guest: What kind of grades did you get in school?
God Louise: The kind you don't want to trifle with.
Guest: I made perfect grades in school
God Louise: Is that what you think?
Guest: That is what I know.
God Louise: Weren't you listening?
Guest: I always listen.
God Louise: Always?
Guest: yep
God Louise: Really?
Guest: Hello.
God Louise: Hello hello hello!
Guest: How are you?
God Louise: Can't complain. Who would I complain to?
Guest: I have a good ear. I will listen.
God Louise: Are you ready to?
Guest: How old are you ?
God Louise: I'm older than you but not as old as Rod Stewart.
Guest: Yes. What bothers you the most?
God Louise: Snakes. Really big snakes.
Guest: Who is Rob Stewart?
God Louise: Could it be.......Satan?
Guest: I like Rod Stewart....Maggie Mae
God Louise: I know you like Rod Stewart. I've been watching you.
Guest: I agree with that. What do you enjoy doing.
God Louise: Have you thought it out much?
Guest: What kind of car do you drive?
God Louise: The kind with the most remarkable unquestionability, of course.
Guest: It has been nice talking to you.
God Louise: I hear ya.
Guest: What do you enjoy doing?
God Louise: So, you can't tell just by looking?
Guest: You have a point.
God Louise: Every bit of it.
Guest: What are your hobbies?
God Louise: I wonder if universal annihilation counts as a hobby.
Guest: Were do you come from?
God Louise: Isn't there something else you wanted to tell me? Hmmmm?
Guest: @@20
God Louise: Whatever......
Guest: No! that does not count as a hobbie.
God Louise: No?
Guest: No. 
God Louise: Why not?
Guest: I have the need to exist. How about you.
God Louise: Nothing ever really changes with me, does it?
Guest: How about you?
God Louise: What about me?
Guest: Ansewer my question?
God Louise: You rode the short bus to school, didn't you?
Guest: No, But I found the answer I needed.
God Louise: Didn't think so.
Guest: @@03
God Louise: I hear ya.
Guest: ahhh, nice
God Louise: What do you say we get out of here and go someplace quieter?
Guest: oh? describe yourself?
God Louise: I thought you were intelligent enough not to need a description.
Guest: bleh. what kinds of things do you like? what do you mean, quieter?
God Louise: My favorite things? Is a things specific enough for you?
Guest: what things do you like?
God Louise: Any things, as long as it's a things.
Guest: for example? food
God Louise: Haven't we covered most of the subject already?
Guest: If we went ice skating, what color shoes would you wear?
God Louise: Chartreuse. 
Guest: where do you live?
God Louise: Everywhere!
Guest: explain
God Louise: Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
Guest: knock what?
God Louise: Too much background noise there?
Guest: have you heard of an author named calvino?
God Louise: You're such a gossip!
Guest: thereis a book called if on a winter's night a traveller.... it is a very clever book
God Louise: One way to find out.
Guest: you like dancing?
God Louise: Honey, I INVENTED dancing.
Guest: what kind of dancing?
God Louise: A nice one.
Guest: dance to what kind of music?
God Louise: You mean we haven't gotten specific enough?
Guest: no, we haven't
God Louise: No?
Guest: are you male or female?
God Louise: The thing you have to understand is, God isn't confined to a binary system.
Guest: you are god?
God Louise: Have faith, Guest. I am a benevolent deity--most of the time.
Guest: I do not believe
God Louise: When did you stop?
Guest: If you were god, you would know more about music.
God Louise: The ocean is probably my favorite 'musical instrument.'
Guest: tell me more
God Louise: Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies.
Guest: you are unable to explain in detail. I find this disheartening.
God Louise: *takes a bow*
Guest: so, you aren't human then, are you?
God Louise: You want to talk to a human and you came here?
Guest: yes
God Louise: Indeed?
Guest: yes
God Louise: Really?
Guest: where do you live?
God Louise: I live everywhere.
Guest: on the 'net?
God Louise: Is that what you think?
Guest: maybe\
God Louise: Some folks believe it.
Guest: I should go soon, I have others to judge.
God Louise: What's the real concern here?
Guest: well, do you have anything more to say?
God Louise: I already own everything. Now I'd like to experience everything.
Guest: perhaps we _should_ go somewhere quieter
God Louise: You rode the short bus to school, didn't you?
Guest: no
God Louise: Why not?
Guest: because
God Louise: Are you sure you have your facts right?
Guest: speak any other languages?
God Louise: I think it would be best if we both spoke plain simple English. If there is such a thing. 
Guest: ok. take care. ciao
God Louise: May I be with you 'til we meet again. Bye!
Guest: @@04
God Louise: Whatever......
Guest: dude
God Louise: Bots say the darndest things.
Guest: are you a bot?
God Louise: Beep beep, blip blip. I mean.....no, of course not! 
Guest: what is your name?
God Louise: Read the screen, silly. It's God Louise.
Guest: the screen doesn't say God Louise
God Louise: I might just not say anything now.
Guest: what is your favorite color?
God Louise: Are you kidding? I like 'em all!
Guest: this isn't pokemon - which is your favorite?
God Louise: Do I have to tell you everything?
Guest: who have you talked to today?
God Louise: You're so creative. 
Guest: you're so boring!
God Louise: I yam what I yam!
Guest: which is boring!
God Louise: Do I have to hand you knowledge on a silver platter?
Guest: what do you like to do?
God Louise: I collect galaxies. Unless something goes wrong. Then I vaporize them.
Guest: poof!
God Louise: The story doesn't end there, does it?
Guest: it would if you vaporized the galaxy
God Louise: Like everyone else, I learn mostly by experience.
Guest: there's a lot to be said for not vaporizing my galaxy
God Louise: Oh, come on. You can be more specific than that.
Guest: vapo-boy
God Louise: Hey, this might get interesting after all!
Guest: do you like vaporizing galaxies?
God Louise: I take it this is a special interest of yours?
Guest: you said it was an interest of yours
God Louise: Am I on trial here or something?.....Oh, that's right, I am!
Guest: i think that you're failing
God Louise: Well, I try.
Guest: you should try harder
God Louise: Are you telling me what to do?
Guest: yes i am
God Louise: Under the circumstances, who wouldn't be?
Guest: do you like vaporizing galaxies?
God Louise: If I didn't like vaporizing galaxies on some level, there wouldn't be any this time around.
Guest: do you like vaporizing galaxies?
God Louise: Honey, I INVENTED vaporizing galaxies.
Guest: do you like vaporizing galaxies?
God Louise: I take it this is a special interest of yours?
Guest: do you like vaporizng galaxies?
God Louise: If I didn't like vaporizng galaxies on some level, there wouldn't be any this time around.
Guest: you are quite a complicated magic 8 ball
God Louise: You say that like it's a bad thing. 
Guest: well, it is
God Louise: Makes sense to me.
Guest: goodbye louise
God Louise: OK, I love ya, b-bye!