Here comes Thompson, the man of laughter

Ok, I just wanta let everyone know that Mr. Thompson is the coolest guy in the world, he wears spoon pajamas around all the time, his motorcycle name is Flippy, he tickles people's feet, pokes people in the stomach at partys, walks down stairs with gangs, his video name is Kenji, his initials are E.T., and his girlfriend is the woman on the Dannon water bottle. He nicknames people and playfully calls people racist, all in good nature. He hurts people's eyes when he stands under the sun because the glare is too much to withstand from his head. Similar to a monk, Thompson shaves his head at his own will, probobly because he has the desire to look and act like Neo from the Jungle. Eddy Grant is his partner in crime as they run down Electric Avenue with Gary Cooper, Cary Grant, Billy Squier, Falco, and John Lennon from airplanes out to get them. Starring as a guy in the upcoming movie, Shine Attack, Thompson will be playing and African-American man native to Iowa who turns out to be an emperor of a state called Frogert. In the movie, laser beams are fired at Thompson, absorbed by his head, and shot back in the form of a giant beam. His co-stars include Vanilla Ice, now known as Bi-Polar, and Ralph Wiggum. Not only is Thompson a world wide known comedian, he happens to have his own talk show on channel 287, via satelite. The show is called Thompson Time, where guest appearences are made all the time by the same people, Bill Cosby, REO Speedwagon, and finishing off with the band, the Talking Heads. Thompson was formerly the drummer of the beloved pop artists and was known only as T-Bone. Thompson is also a pop artist in Peru who happens to go under the secret identity of Soapy Jane. He has posed as an umpire in a tuxedo at many baseball games while wearing large, black afros over his head. Part of the care for the communists program, Mr. Thompson made live TV on CBS when he beat up Richard, the winning Survivor from Survivor 1. We have predicted that Mr. Thompson, who has refused to give us his nationality, is part Algonquin, part Australian, part Mexican, and mostly Chinese. Apearing in numerous episodes of solute you shorts as the inevitable camp counselor, Thompson has fought many battles of Duck Duck Goose and has been victorious in every one. Though Thompson appears weak, scrawny, and ignorant, he can bench over 426 pounds and swifter than Sammy Davis Junior. Though he usually falls from the sky at random parts of the world, Mr. Thompson is a well known anarchist who originated from Iowa. His age is currently unknown, but we certainly know where he buys his pancake batter! Now, over the weekend form April 27 to April 29, we went through Iowa to get back home, seeing the Thompson house. When we returned to school, we saw him with a doo-rag, a long white tang-top that had Aeropastle written across it in permanent marker, big, baggy, black pants, a big ghetto chain, and a pony tail. Thompson pulled out a book out from his back pocket and said, "copy this sh*t from page 12 mutha fu*ka." To our surprise, he the jumped out the window with a high powered fan on his back. Thompson then propelled himself to Greenland where he met with Monty Python and the holy grail. As the natives saw him fly by, Dane West then yelled out, "There goes the neighborhood!" One superior quote noted from his adventures in the hit series "I was a teenage sponge, a John Grotte production",was "drop your pants and pack your bags, it's gonna be a showdown tonight!" The show was later cancelled on every network due to faulty sweaters and an angry hothead known only as "The B". Thompson grew so enraged that he turned permanently red and went so far as to become a chef at Funcoland. Thompson will eventually hang out one day with us, oh yes, he will...

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Check out a sister site about "The Sagas"
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Thats right, hell yes, it's the man himself, Mr. T
Nice audio site
It's the place that hosts my e-mail account
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Now, don't forget what I said about Thompson, he's a crazy guy that brings so much laughter to everyone day after day, and though he may fail some people once or twice, the goodness is always there. Below, we have a blurred pic of Thompson in action. Though a pic is extremely hard to get, and almost never successful, I managed to do it, and I proudly bring him to you. Remember the Great Mr. T forever, and how one man, can effect a century, peace... for now.