<html> <!--Generated by Angelfire: L00S00--> <head> <title>Nukes Down in Whoville/A Rushed Memory, Far, Far Away</title> </head> <body bgcolor="#ffffff" text="#000000" link="#0000ff" alink="#800080" vlink="#ff0000"> <basefont size="3"> <!--Header--> <h1 align="left">Nukes Down in Whoville/A Rushed Memory, Far, Far Away</h1> <!--EndHeader--> <!--Image--> <div align="center"><img src="newbanner.JPG"></div> <p> <!--EndImage--> <!--Freetext-->05/10/05 <body><blockquote><b>Holy Mother of Pearl it's been a while. Okay, so maybe few and far between doesn't quite cut it? To make up for it, let me announce that this will be a DOUBLE issue. One Christmas... only several months late... and one to celebrate Star Wars. Before I get weird remarks about the new people inserted into these memories, let me just say that Bryant is gone... I have no clue where in this world he may be. You may have noticed the new name of the site. Well, I'm auditioning new replacements for my sidekick but at this rate... this memory may just turn into the "Great Adventures of Nick!" So anyway... these memories will feature Bryant and myself one more time...er... two more times... whatever. But after this... I'm not sure. I may have to... *shudder*... do a memory with Nick. So... without further adieu, I present the double issue of Memories of Matias...and company.</b></blockquote></body> <br><br><br> <blockquote>Matias: Hey Bryant. Remember the time we saved Christmas?</blockquote> <blockquote>Bryant: Ah yes... our obligatory Christmas memory. I remember it well.</blockquote> <blockquote>Matias: Once again, the tyrant Nick had risen to his evil ways again and it fell to us to stop him from stealing Christmas.</blockquote> <img src="Grinch2.PNG" align=center> <blockquote>Bryant: As special government agents, Super Villian Department, we were sent in to investigate.</blockquote> <img src="black.JPG" align=center> <blockquote>Matias: We met up with him in a small house on the west side of Whoville. We were about to move in when he was engaged by a resident.</blockquote> <blockquote>Bryant: One Tawni Lou Who... no older than two. </blockquote> <img src="TawniWho.JPG" align=center> <blockquote>Matias: She engaged Nick in conversation. This seemed to have an effect on him, so we held off for the time being.</blockquote> <blockquote>Bryant: After only a few moments, her persuasive cuteness began to overcome him and his heart grew three sizes... </blockquote> <img src="Nicksheart.JPG" align=center> <blockquote>Matias: Convinced he would give up his evil ways, we left. That, however, was a mistake.</blockquote> <blockquote>Bryant: His evil mind was set on torturing the poor people of Whoville... but after the Persuasive Cuteness, his heart was softened and he granted them a quick and painless death, instead. </blockquote> <img src="nuke.JPG" align=center> <blockquote>Memory #6 - All the Nukes down in Whoville</blockquote> <br> <p style="font-size: x-small; color: red;">As a disclaimer, the following memory was done, not only in a rushed manner, but as a shout out to several online friends. I promise never to make anything this crappy again...</p> <br><br> <blockquote>Matias: Hey Bryant. Remember the time we were ruthless bounty hunters?</blockquote> <blockquote>Bryant: You mean when we were hunting down the most vile hives of scum and villianry in the galaxy? Yeah, of course! </blockquote> <blockquote>Matias: You were one of the most feared bounty hunters in the galaxy...</blockquote> <img src="Boba.PNG" align=center> <blockquote>Bryant: And you.... hadn't shaved for a couple days...</blockquote> <img src="Chewie.JPG" align=center> <blockquote>Matias: Yeah... But... remember when we were sent to pick up the bounty on Nick?</blockquote> <img src="Jabba3.png" align=center> <blockquote>Bryant: Yeah... Every bounty hunter in the galaxy was after Nick. Cori, Princess of Danish Rolls...</blockquote> <img src="Princess_Cori.PNG" align=center> <blockquote>Matias: Gui'nel'ther'torbek and Sarah... the Twi'lek twins...</blockquote> <img src="Slave_Sara.PNG" align=center> <blockquote>Bryant: But Nick's minion made things hard for us when we showed up for the bounty...</blockquote> <img src="Crumb.JPG" align=center> <blockquote>Matias: Too bad our aim totally sucked and Nick got away. Even with his huge, grotesque, bulbous, flatulating, worm-like body... Our shooting was as good as a stormtroopers.</blockquote> <blockquote>Bryant: Where do you think I got my training?</blockquote> <blockquote>Matias: What? You too?</blockquote> <img src="StormMat.JPG" align=center> <br> <img src="stormrock.JPG" align=center> <blockquote>Memory #7 - A Rushed Memory Far, Far Away</blockquote> <!--EndFreetext--> <p> <!--Links--> <font size="5"></font> <p> <a href="http://angelfire.lycos.com/">Angelfire Home Pages</a><br> <a href="http://www.angelfire.com/md/jdfaq/index.html">Free Web Building Help</a><br> <a href="http://www.angelfire.com/doc/htmllib/">Angelfire HTML Library</a><br> <a href="http://www.htmlgear.com/">htmlGEAR - free polls, guestbooks, and more!</a><br> <p> <!--EndLinks--> <!--Counter--> <center><img src="/cgi-bin/Count.cgi"></center> <p> <!--EndCounter--> <!--Email--> <center>Email: <a href="mailto:matias_tautimez@hotmail.com"> matias_tautimez@hotmail.com</a></center> <!--EndEmail--> </body> </html>