FOR MEN
AGE......FAVORITE DRINK
17......Beer
25......Burbon
35......Vodka
48......Double Vodka
66......Maalox
AGE......SEDUCTION LINE
17......My parents are away for the weekend
25......My girlfriend is away for the weekend
35......My fiancee is away for the weekend
48......My wife is away for the weekend
66......My second wife is dead
AGE......FAVORITE SPORT
17......Sex
25......Sex
35......Sex
48......Sex
66......Taking a nap
AGE......DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17......Tongue
25......Breakfast
35......She didn't set back my therapy
48......I didn't have to meet her kids
66......Got home alive
AGE......FAVORITE FANTASY
17......Getting to third base
25......Joining the mile-high club
35......Menage-a-trois
48......Taking the company public
66......Swiss maid/Nazi love slave
AGE......HOUSEHOLD PET
17......Roaches
25......Stoner college roomate
35......Irish Setter
48......Children from first marriage
66......Anna Nicole Smith
AGE......WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17......25
25......35
35......48
48......66
66......17
FOR WOMEN
AGE......FAVORITE DRINK
17......Wine coolers
25......White wine
35......Red Wine
48......Dom Perignon
66......Shot of Jack with a Viagra chaser
AGE......EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES
17......Need to wash my hair
25......Need to wash and condition my hair
35......Need to color my hair
48......Need to have Francois color my hair
66......Need to have Francois color my wig
AGE......FAVORITE SPORT
17......Shopping
25......Shopping
35......Shopping
48......Shopping
66......Shopping
AGE......DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17......Burger King
25......Free meal
35......A diamond
45......A bigger diamond
66......Matlock reruns
AGE......FAVORITE FANTASY
17......Tall, dark, and handsome
25......Tall, dark, and handsome with money
35......Tall, dark, and handsome with money and a brain
48......A man with hair
66......A man
AGE......HOUSEHOLD PET
17......Muffy the cat
25......Unemployed boyfriend, Muffy the cat
35......Irish Setter, Muffy the cat
48......Children from first marriage, Muffy the cat
66......Stuffed Muffy the cat
AGE......IDEAL DATE
17......He offers to pay
25......He pays
35......He cooks breakfast the next morning
48......He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
66......He can chew breakfast
AGE......WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17......17
25......25
35......35
48......48
66......66
